Skinny Dipped Almonds

Skinny Dipped Almonds.  Healthy, but satisfying, slightly indulgent, coated nuts.  "The new chocolate covered almond," the company promises.

Hmm.  I can't say that Skinny Dipped Almonds sounded particularly exciting to me when I first encountered them.

"Finally, a chocolate covered almond that is healthy and indulgent. Our almonds are roasted to perfection then skinny dipped in a thin layer of artisan dark chocolate and finished with a whisper of cocoa, espresso or pure raspberry."

I mean, I love to snack, I like having things to munch on, but these just didn't sound like my sort of go-to item.  Still, having nuts to munch on is always good for me as they have protein, and the flavors did sound slightly promising.

Update Review, September 2025

Years ago, I tried Skinny Dipped almonds, and dubbed them pretty boring.  They weren't decedent enough for me.  I guess my tastes have changed, as the chocolate ones in particularly have really grown on me, for a snack.  They don't replace an indulgent dessert or anything, but, it turns out, in my older age, sometimes I do want just a hint of sweetness and a little chocolate alongside tasting an actual nice quality nut.  The chocolate ones have worked their way into my regular snack rotation, an actual 4/5 for me these days (sorry, no new photos, they look the same as before though!).  So when I saw a newer flavor, lemon, I decided to give them a try too ...

Lemon Bliss.

"Tastes like summer in a bag. Whole roasted almonds, kissed with maple sugar and sea salt, SkinnyDipped in a thin layer of creamy sweetness and finished with a hint of real lemon."

Since I had come around to really appreciate the chocolate ones, I decided to try the more unique lemon version, coated with a sweet lemon yogurt coating.  The base almond is the same, nicely roasted, strong almond flavor, good salt level, and the coating level is the same, enough to coat but not overwhelm.  They are sweeter than the chocolate varieties since the yogurt coating is sweetened and doesn't contain any bitter notes like chocolate, and yes, really do taste like fresh lemon.  I liked them, but they aren't what I'd find myself reaching for, as I don't really crave creamy lemon treats.  3.5/5.

Original Review, May 2017

Skinny Dipped Almonds come in 3 flavors (raspberry, espresso, cocoa), all of which come dipped in chocolate, and portioned into little 70 calorie bags.  They really are trying to help you make a healthy choices, portion controlled, and only slightly indulgent.

But you have to set your expectations accordingly.  "A thin layer of artisan dark chocolate" means truly that.  A thin layer.  Actually, I'd barely call it a layer.  I'd barely call it chocolate.  Think of it as a dusting of cocoa perhaps, and then try these, else, you will be disappointed, as I was the first time I tried a bag.  Once I did reset my expectations though, I liked these more than expected, and ended up trying all 3 varieties.

Dark Chocolate Raspberry.

"Whole almonds skinny dipped in a thin layer of artisan dark chocolate and finished with a whisper of raspberry."

The first time I tried these, it didn't go well.

I picked the most unique sounding flavor to start: dark chocolate raspberry.  I knew to expect only a thin coat of chocolate, but this really was an incredibly thin layer.  I can't say I tasted it.  I did taste the raspberry though, and although raspberry and chocolate are a fine combination, they didn't do it for me.  The raspberry was just too tangy with the biter chocolate and nut.  The package was tiny, but I wasn't really interested in finishing it.

A couple months later, I tried again.  This time, I knew better what to expect, and I liked them much more.  I liked the crunchy almonds, nicely roasted.  I liked that they were slightly salty.  I could actually taste a little dark chocolate, and wow, yes, I could taste the dominant raspberry.  They certainly weren't an indulgent snack, not anything I'd consider a dessert, or use to satisfy a sweet tooth, but, compared to plain nuts, they were far more interesting.  3/5.

Dark Chocolate Cocoa.

"Whole almonds skinny dipped in a thin layer of artisan dark chocolate and finished with a whisper of cocoa."

Since I wasn't entirely into the intense raspberry, the next time I went for the simple cocoa version.  These nuts were basically the same as the raspberry, just, uh, without the raspberry?  Which meant that they were fairly boring, just roasted almonds with a tiny bit of cocoa coating, resulting in a slightly bitter overall experience, that wasn't particularly satisfying in any way.  I wouldn't get this flavor again.  Low 3/5.

Dark Chocolate Espresso.

"Whole almonds skinny dipped in a thin layer of artisan dark chocolate and finished with a whisper of espresso."

The final variety I tried was the dark chocolate espresso, which shockingly turned out to be my favorite.  Still the same basic roasted almonds, with a thin layer of cocoa, but the espresso had an intense flavor, bitter, but, tasty.  I also liked the hint of salt.

Did I want more of them?  Nah.  But they were my favorite.  3/5.

Alaska Airlines Lounge, Terminal 7, JFK

Oh, JFK Terminal 7.

It's ... the worst.  Tiny, drab, etc.  But at least there is an Alaska Airlines lounge, where I was captive for 2 hours.  My visit was on a Monday, from about 10:15am-12:15pm.

Setting

The lounge is located up a level, right past security.  There were, literally, just 2 other guests there the majority of the time I was, so it was quite empty.  

Entrance.

The entrance feels a bit grand, with a long hallway and lots of light.

Main Area.

The lounge is fairly small, but had virtually no one else in it, so this was not a problem.  The space has several seating types, a small buffet, a bar, and a barista.  Bathrooms, no showers.  No private work areas, no kid's play spaces.  Pretty basic, but relatively peaceful (I wish they weren't playing generic office music so loudly, but otherwise, it was fine).

Window Counter.

I appreciated the high counter so I could stand, although chairs were provided.  Unfortunately the view was of construction, but hey, natural light, standing desk, and power outlets, all I needed really.

Bar.

The bar was vacant during my entire stay, but presumably if I had approached someone might show up to make a drink?

Food & Drink

I arrived just past 10am when breakfast was being served.  I expected it to swap over to lunch sometime around 11, maybe 11:30am, but even at 12:15pm when I left, it was still breakfast.

I always love lounges for snack mix, and sadly they had none.  The highlight for me was the Coke Freestyle machine with plenty of flavors and varieties of drinks.  The barista coffee and chocolate chips were also satisfying.  

Brewed Coffee (Stumptown).

For those who want a quick fix, there is pre-brewed Stumptown coffee, both regular and decaf.  I tried both, they were pretty harsh, I suspect it had been sitting there a while. Given how empty the lounge was, and the fact that they have a barista, I'm not sure why you'd go for this.

Tea.

Also self-serve tea.

Decaf Americano.

But myself, and the two other guests, all went to the barista.

I ordered a decaf Americano, and was asked what kind of milk I'd like.  I said, "Uh no milk in an Americano ... " and sorta wondered what I'd get.

The result though was still good, hot, right ratios of espresso and water, and hopefully actually decaf.  Smooth, low acid, just a very pleasant cup of coffee actually.  4/5.

Muffins, Bagels, Toast, English Muffins.

On one side was the basic breakfast breads: toast (and a toaster), English muffins, bagels (including individually wrapped gluten-free ones).  

I was drawn to the muffins.  There were four kinds of large muffins (blueberry, cranberry streusel, corn, and cream cheese carrot).

Corn & Blueberry Muffins.

Indecisive and bored, I started with two muffins, corn and blueberry.  The blueberry one had a tiny bit of streusel on top (the ones that looked like cranberry had considerably more).

Blueberry:

This was not a bad muffin.  It didn't have that stale or highly processed taste to it that so many lounge/buffet/gas station muffins have.  It didn't necessarily taste homemade nor bakery fresh, but, for the type of muffin it was, it was far above average.  It was loaded with big, juicy blueberries.  Moist and well baked.  A sweet, almost cake style base.  Compared to great local bakery muffins, this was only a 3/5, but for a lounge muffin, it was definitely better than I'd expect, so coming in at 3.5/5 given the context, maybe even higher.

Corn:

I got this one really wanting cornbread.  I'll admit that.  So I was let down that it wasn't a much stronger corn flavor, and that it had no grit.  After all, it wasn't cornbread (although some corn muffins really do head in that direction).  It was well baked muffins, even, consistent bake, moist inside, good crumb structure, but it was again a cake style muffin, not a denser, gritty cornbread.  The corn flavor wasn't very strong.  But it tasted fresh, not too processed, and was again better than I'd expect in this setting.  3.5/5.

Carrot Cream Cheese Muffin.

After about 2 hours in the lounge, I was feeling peckish, and when 12pm came and went without the buffet changing to lunch, I went back for another muffin as "dessert" after having some salad.  This time, I went for the one that looked flecked with carrots, and stuffed with cream cheese.

It was fairly mild in the carrot-ness, definitely more of a plain (sweet, cake style) muffin with some shredded carrot rather than a carrot cake adjacent item pretending to be a breakfast item.  Besides the carrots, there was little else carrot cake-esque: no spices I associate with carrot cake, no nuts/raisins/pineapple, just, a basic sweet cake with some carrot.  Ok, I take that back, I thought it had no raisins, but near the base of my muffin, I found exactly two.  The cream cheese element was just that tiny amount on top, I had hoped it would extend into the core, again, I was hoping for it to be more like carrot cake with generous cream cheese icing.

So, did this satisfy my "I want real dessert like carrot cake" desires?  No.  But it was a perfectly acceptable morning muffin of this style (still not bakery fresh, or wholesome, but fine). ***.

Pancake Machine.

Since it is an Alaska lounge, of course they had the pancake machine.  It amused the few guests in the lounge.

French Toast / Scrambled Eggs / Omelet.

For hot foods, there was also French toast sticks, and basic eggs.

Bacon / Sausage / Hash Browns.

Along with breakfast meats and hash brown patties.

Oatmeal Toppings.

No cereal, but hot oatmeal or granola were available with some toppings.  I quite liked the chocolate chips.

Yogurt / Fruit / Jam.

Several kinds of sweet yogurt, jams for toast, cream cheese, and blueberries came next.

Salad / Cold Cuts / Eggs

And finally, some mixed greens and grape tomatoes, assorted cold cuts, and hard boiled eggs.  Ken's packaged dressing was available in a slew of flavors (I saw ranch, Italian, French, honey mustard, probably others).

I had a little of the salad, it was fine but very simple.