Core Bar

I tend to have a kinda love-hate relationship with snack bars.  I like them in theory, very convenient, good way to get reasonable snack or breakfast replacement with protein.  And I'm definitely drawn to the flavors ... again, in theory.  So many of them sound decadent and dessert-like: "chocolate drizzled cookie dough", "white chocolate macadamia indulgence", "coconut key lime pie", etc, etc.  But then ... I rarely actually like them.  The textures are odd, they rely too heavily on healthy replacements like dates for sweetness, or they include whey protein isolate to bulk up the protein, and my stomach really doesn't get along with that ... And yet, I keep trying different brands, because I really do appreciate them, when I find a good one.  My current favorites are still Perfect Bars, but I was pretty happy with the Core bars I recently tried.

"CORE Bars are the breath of fresh air those stale, old nutrition bars needed. We’ve pushed the limits of what a nutrition bar can do and designed a bar with fiber for fullness, vitamins for wellness and probiotics for gut health.

Plus, the only thing dry about us is our sense of humor. The fridge freshness provides the softest texture you’ve ever tried."

The bars are plant based, non-GMO, natural ingredients, etc.  They seem to have dropped the product line that I tried, and now offer 5 others: oat bars with probiotics, keto bars (also with probiotics), smaller keto bites, crunchy oat bites, and "truffles".  All are refrigerated products, bar form.  All but the oat bars require refrigeration for storage (due to lack of preservatives), but are fine for a week out of the fridge.

Peanut Butter Chocolate.

"Let’s hear it for this dynamic duo. A little bit salty, a little bit sweet, a lotta bit delicious!"

The flavor I went for?  Of course the one that sounded the most like candy.  Chocolate peanut butter.

This was a decent bar.  The chocolate and peanut butter elements were both fairly strong, unlike so many healthy bars where they put so little of those "decadent" items in, they are barely noticeable.  This had a clear peanut butter flavor in the base, and reasonably large chunks of dark chocolate studded throughout.  I didn't think I was eating a peanut butter cup, but, it was enjoyable.

The rest of the base was made up of oats that made it pleasantly chewy, dates for a touch of sweetness (but were minimal enough it didn't taste overly healthy), and, a surprise to me, almonds, cashews, coconut, and chia seeds, none of which I really tasted, but I assume added to the texture.  Overall, it ate well, reasonably true to the chocolate peanut butter promise, nice chew, no odd nor off flavors.  There was prebiotic starch and probiotics hiding in there, but I didn't notice those either.  At 230 calories, 7g protein, 10g fat, a pretty reasonable snack bar.

***+.

Peanut Butter Chocolate.
(2024).

"Our CORE Peanut Butter Chocolate Superior Nutrition Bar is our best-selling bar, a little salty and a little sweet, this classic combo will get you ready to take on any challenge."

I didn't realize I had tried this before, but I guess there is a reason it is their best selling bar - I too was drawn in (again!) to the peanut butter and chocolate combo.

Interestingly, my review is pretty different from last time.  This time, I lamented that I didn't really taste any chocolate.  The peanut butter flavor was great, but the chocolate did not deliver, so I had to pair it with my own piece of dark chocolate (I know, such a hardship).  It was a good peanut butter bar, don't get me wrong, but, not peanut butter *chocolate*.  The texture was decent, a bit chewy, a bit crumbly.  It seemed somewhat made of nut bits (which, it is).  

I enjoyed the bar, but if you are looking for a real peanut butter cup inspired experience, be prepared with your own additional chocolate.  ***+.

Holy Nata

I'll admit, that prior to 2016 when I first visited Portugal, I don't think I knew that a *Portuguese* egg tart, e.g. a pastel de nata, was a different thing than say a traditional Chinese egg tart.  I think I always just thought some were eggier and denser than others, some had flakier or shorter crusts than others, some seemed burnt on top, etc, but didn't realize they were fundamentally different things.  

And then I visited Lisbon, and discovered pastel de nata in their natural habitat, and my understanding of this glorious treat was greatly deepened. Let me also say that I've actually had the Pastel de Belem from Pastéis de Belém in Lisbon, which is widely regarded as the best in the world (and, yes, wow, mind-blowing.  I described them as "life changing" at the time).  I also had plenty of average versions from other bakeries in Lisbon, such as A Padaria Portuguesa.  And of course, I've since had them from plenty in other venues around the world since (although the only other version that really was memorable was recently at BTWN, the restaurant at the brand new W hotel in Sydney where they source from a local bakery, Sonoma Bakery).

This is all just the backstory to say that I consider myself relatively educated about pastel de nata, and I certainly enjoy them, so I was excited to try the offerings from local San Francisco based Holy Nata.

"Come try the divinely delicious Pastel de Nata, at Holy Nata! The 100% artisanal Pasteis de Nata are crafted using a family recipe. Flaky puff pastry dough, creamy custard filling... Do we need to say more?"

Holy Nata is fairly new, it opened in August 2023, and is the only place I know of specializing in this treat in the Bay Area.

Holy Nata makes only one product, the egg tarts, and only the traditional flavor most days, but on Thursdays only, does a special flavor (currently Nutella).  Specialization, I have to respect that.

Pastel de Nata. $3.50.

The offering from Holy Nata has all the right pedigree and look: flaky crust, burnt top, sprinkled with cinnamon.  Besides being a touch small, at first inspection, this seemed very legit.

I tried a bite of it at room temperature first, and found the crust quite chewy, but once I warmed it up lightly in the toaster oven, it got crispier and was considerably better.  The crust was very layered pastry, very good.

The filling was remarkably smooth and creamy, definitely more in the pudding direction than custard, borderline even perhaps a bit too runny.  Basically zero eggy taste, just, sweet vanilla pudding.  It did eat far sweeter than most that I remember.  I didn't mind the sweetness, but this was pretty far in the sweet dessert direction.

Overall, it was good.  I like pastry, I like pudding, I like sweet things.  Worth going out of my way for though?  No.  And not really better than any other I've had since Lisbon.  But, enjoyable for sure.  ***+.

Pizza @ Tony's Pizza Napoletana

Update Review, April 2024

Tony's Pizza Napoletana.  Probably the most hyped pizza place in SF.  And it has been that way for years now.  So many awards won.  Always lines.  Yadda yadda.  I visited back in 2012 and wasn't blown away, but after a dozen more years of living here, I finally tried it again (although for delivery this time, not dine-in).

Tony's has 11 different styles of pizza.  No, I don't mean 11 varieties of pizza, e.g. just topping differences, but, 11 entirely different styles of pizza.  Each style is cooked in a specific kind of oven (gas, wood, coal, electric, etc) at a specific temperature (535*, 575*, 900*, 570*, 1000*, etc, etc) with a specific style of crust (hand tossed rustic medium? Stone ground multigrain? Thin? Sicilian pan? Wafer thin and crispy?), type of sauce (vine-ripened, hand-crushed, slightly sweet, etc) and cheese blend (romano plus the mozzarella?  Brick cheese? With garlic butter?).  Oh, and they come in only one size per style, which can range from 11 inch to 20.  So many styles.  And frankly, even for someone who writes a food blog, with a dedicated pizza label on it, so much to wrap your head around.  

Once you pick your style, then you need to pick what kind of pizza toppings you actually want.  The choices are highly curated and opinionated, with some styles offering up only two or three options, others up to 8.  The topping configurations are not repeated between styles, and you can't just build your own.

Like I said, this is highly opinionated pizza.  I recommend checking out the menu, even just to satisfy your curiosity.

Our group ordered 3, of assorted styles.  One was a runaway hit.  I now understand the hype, and would seek Tony's out again.

Classic Italian Style

Craving pizza in the true Italian style?  Go for a classic Italian.

"Classic Italian pizzas have vine-ripened tomato sauce and a hand tossed rustic medium crust unless noted. All pizzas are finished with romano, oregano and garlic oil. "

These are further broken down into two categories, some are cooked in a 535 degree oven and are 12-13 inch, others are slightly smaller (11 inch) and cooked at a higher temp (575 degrees).  There are 4 in each style offered, we tried one.

Cal Italia. $32.

"Asiago, mozzarella, Italian Gorgonzola, croatian sweet fig preserve, prosciutto di parma, parmigiano, and balsamic reduction."

I didn't actually expect to try this pie, as the other two we ordered that we got sounded more my style, but when there was extra left, I went for it.  And I'm so glad I did!  It was my favorite of the pies I tried.

The crust was fairly, un, classic Italian style for lack of better description.  Good chew to it, not as thin as a "Californian" pizza, but not as thick as a New York style.  It was the least interesting part of this pizza, but it was good.

The toppings were well crafted, and each served to elevate the others.  When people make "the sum of the parts" sort of statements, this is what they mean.  Yes, each element was good, but together?  Magic.  The prosciutto was wafer thin and added a savory saltiness, the four cheeses all worked together harmoniously, and the sweetness from the fig preserves and drizzle of balsamic ... over the top.  Really excellent toppings, a fascinating blend of sweet, salty, and savory.  One of the best pizzas I've had in years.  I'd gladly get this again.  ****+.

Coal Fired

If you want to go big, go for a coal fired.

"19-20 inches • SERVES 2-4 • Topped with romano, oregano & garlic oil."

There were 8 choices in this style as well.  According to one of my co-workers, "coal fired is the best", so we doubled up on coal fired selections.

The New Yorker. $38.

"(Gold medal winner, Las Vegas 2013) Mozzarella, hand crushed tomato sauce, natural casing pepperoni, sliced italian fennel sausage, ricotta, chopped garlic, and oregano."

The crowd favorite was the award winning New Yorker.  It came topped with mounds of ricotta and slices of sausage and pepperoni, all in about equal parts, and all reasonably well distributed.  It wasn't the style of tidy toppings in even rows, and some slices had far more of one element than other, but most bites included at least one of the three primary toppings.

The crust was a highlight here - it had a nice flavor, was super crisp and lightly charred, and had a bit of grit to it.  The toppings were fine, but not particularly compelling to me.  The tomato sauce seemed fairly average, there wasn't much mozzarella, I didn't taste the garlic, the sausage was kinda ... bouncy (although nicely spicy).  The ricotta blobs were fine but dominated, the pepperoni was good, slightly curled up.  This just didn't seem particularly special, besides the nice crust.  ***.

New Haven Lou. $36.

"Mozzarella di buffala blend, ricotta, spinach, garlic, and crushed red pepper."

And finally, a vegetarian option, also featuring big blobs of ricotta.

I felt kinda similarly about it as the New Yorker, although this was better.  Good crust, dominant ricotta.  There was a good garlic level to this one, and more mozzarella.  I still felt the topping felt a bit flat, and frankly, the similar style cheesy garlic shroom I had a few days prior from Escape from New York pizza was better, topping-wise (the crust is no comparison though).  

Another ***.

Original Review, April 2012

Tonight, we finally made it to Tony's Pizza Napoletana, to try out the famous pizza.  "Everyone" says it is supposed to be the best pizza in the city.  They make 10 (yes, 10!) totally different styles of pizza, ranging from thin crust to New York to deep dish, using all different flours, sauces (sweet, chunky, etc), cheeses AND different ovens (coal, gas, electric, wood) for each type.  The owner has won all sorts of competitions, both abroad (including a win in Italy for his margherita pizza, of which they make only 73 per day and always sell out early in the day) and domestically (on Food network, he won for a pizza with asiago, mozzarella, imported italian gorgonzola, croatian sweet fig preserve, prosciutto di parma, parmesan, balsamic, no tomato sauce.  Apparently a great mix of sweet and savory and salty).

They don't take reservations, and the waits are known to be epic.  And since we knew they only make 73 of the famous pizzas per day, we tried to go early and hopefully get one of the pizzas and avoid the waits.  We arrived a little before 6pm, but still had an hour long wait (which is apparently fairly short), and they were out of the pizza.  Fail!  But, it was a beautiful day, and we spent our time waiting sitting in the park, enjoying the last of the sunlight.

The restaurant seemed like a pretty classic pizza joint, booths and all.  Smaller than I expected, with only 5 booths, a table, and 16 seats at the bar.  There was also additional outdoor seating on the sidewalk, and I think possibly more space next door?  I couldn't quite tell if it was part of the restaurant.

Service was fine.  The hostess takes you name and phone number, and will call you when your table is finally available.  Plates were changed out between appetizers and pizza.  When we were leaving, the hostess called out a thank you, including my name.  I was shocked that she'd remembered it, and it was a nice touch.

The menu is huge, literally.  They have a slew of pizzas in each style, along with a bunch of appetizers, salads, pastas, sides, burgers, even a kids menu.  But we were mostly there for the pizza!

The pizzas we got weren't that great (full reviews below), but I'd be interested in coming back to try some of the other styles, particularly the Italian and the New York.  Have you been to Tony's, and if so, do you have a recommended style?  We also didn't get to really experience the famous margarita, so I'd like to do that.  And I am really interested in the Cal-Italia pizza (the one with all the cheeses, fig, proscuitto, and balsamic that has also won awards).

Dipping oils: picante pepper, plain, pesto.

Complimentary bread and oil showed up almost immediately.  The oils used a good quality, flavorful olive oil as a base.  The picante pepper was fairly sweet, flavorful, and was pretty good. The pesto was garlicky and really good.  I enjoyed dipping my pizza crust into these as well.

Bread to go with oil.

The oils came with a tomato can full of bread, a cute touch.  The bread was not very good, fairly generic, and somewhat stale tasting.  I'm glad it was so bad, because I would have been way to tempted to stuff myself full of the bread and oil while waiting for the pizza.

MEATBALL GIGANTE: blend of veal, pork and beef.  Topped with burrata.  $13.

Tony's is known for their exclusive items, like the famous pizza.  And the giant meatballs, of which they make only 25 per day.  Luckily for us, they had some still available.

The giant meatballs are available with a variety of toppings: marinera sauce, marinera and burrata, wild mushroom, pancetta, and robiola, or farm egg and calabrese.  I'd read great reviews of the meatball, and in particular of the mushroom and cheese sauce version, but the mushroom and cheese sauce version included truffle, and we had a diner who doesn't like truffle.  We settled on the burrata version.

The meatball was made of a blend of veal, pork, and beef.  The meat was fairly flavorful and well seasoned.  It was surprisingly moist, and cooked very consistently throughout.  I actually would have preferred some variation in the cooking, perhaps seared on the outside to have a nice crust on it, or more rare on the inside, or something, as it got a little boring like this.  We all agreed it was decently done, but that it reminded us of meatloaf, just not as good as meatloaf since it was lacking the fillers that can add flavor and dimension.  By being this size and cooked in this way, it just seemed like you missed out on what can make a tasty burger or meatball, but didn't get any benefit from it.

There was tons of marinera sauce, which we weren't expecting, as it was listed as just "burrata with sea salt" on the menu, and marinera was a separate choice.  One diner doesn't care for marinera sauce, so she was disappointed by this.  The sauce was really tangy and slightly sweet.  Nothing memorable, but good, and it went well with the meat.

The burrata was my favorite part of the dish.  So soft and creamy.  Delicious.  It was almost melting into the meat and sauce.  They have some pizzas with burrata on them, I'd love to try those next time.

The meatball was indeed gigante.  It was kinda too much for only three of us to share.  It was good, but we were all ready to be done with it by the end.  I'm not entirely sure how big it was, but I've heard it was a full pound, which does seem about right.  That would mean that we started our meal with 1/3 pound of meat each, which is bigger than your average burger.  I recommend this, and would get it again, but I'd want to share it with more people.  I also really, really want to try the mushroom and cream sauce version, as that sounds fantastic!  $13, for that much meat, seemed like a good deal.

MARGHERITA: san marzano tomatoes D.O.P., sea salt, mozzarella fior di latte,  fresh basil, extra virgin olive oil. $16.

So, we couldn't get the famous margherita, that is made with a special flour and dough, but, we could get a similar pizza, with regular dough.  900 Degree Wood Fired.

The crust was ok, pretty standard tasting, with a nice chewiness to it.  I would have preferred it to  crisper, and more charred, which I think means I just prefer a slightly different style, as this seemed to be how it was designed to come out.

The sauce was very similar to the sauce with the meatball, tangy, slightly sweet.

The mozzarella was pretty standard fio di latte, a little bit rubbery.

The basil added some good flavor.

Overall, this was just a really standard margherita pizza.  Not a single dimension stood out.  I'm interested to try the really special version, just because its supposed to be so great, but I wouldn't order this one again.

HONEY PIE: North Beach honey, calabrese peppers, scallions, mozzarella,  piave cheese, fried caramelized onions, serrano peppers. $19.

This came from the California style section of the menu, meaning it was cooked in the wood oven, like the margherita.  We were kinda overwhelmed by the menu, and most of the pizzas I'd read about were not vegetarian, and we had a vegetarian with us, so we made a somewhat rush decision on this one.  In retrospect, I wish we'd picked one of the different styles, as this was really similar to the margherita.

This pizza was strange.  None of us liked it, but for totally different reasons.

The crust was exactly the same as the margherita, made using caputo flour, since we weren't able to get one of the special margheritas with the fancy crust.  Just the like margherita, I thought it had a decent chew to it, but I would have preferred a thinner, crispier crust, with some more char on it.

There was no sauce.

The peppers gave it a really nice spicy kick, I really enjoyed them.  There weren't nearly enough on the pizza!

The honey was from bees on their rooftop.  It paired surprisingly well with the peppers.  I liked the sweetness, but found very little of it in my slice.  One of the other diners really didn't like this pizza because he said it was far too sweet, and all he got was honey.  I think it must have been really inconsistently drizzled on, as neither slice I had had much at all.

The base layer of the pizza was melted mozzarella cheese, that I really didn't like.  There was tons of it, and it just totally dominated the other flavors.  I also just really didn't like the flavor of it at all.  This cheese didn't bother anyone else.

The shards of piave cheese were tasty and paired well with the onions, a nice touch, but each slice had only one on it.

The onions were really disappointing.  I read "fried caramelized onions" and just pictured something else.  These were tiny, tiny little chunks of onion, coated in batter, and fried.  I actually think many of the pieces were just fried batter.  It took us a long time to figure out that this was onions, we had to go remember the menu in order to determine this.  It really was just mostly little tiny oily chunks of fry.  Larger chunks of onion, more like onion straws, would have been much better, but really, I think I just wanted caramelized onions.  Either way, I would have wanted to taste the onions, rather than just oil.

So altogether, this pizza just didn't really work.  I didn't love the crust, and in most bites, all I tasted was the mozzarella and oily fried bits.  Would not order again.

Tiramisu.  $8.

I hadn't really read anything about desserts at Tony's, and wasn't intending on ordering any, but one person wanted the tiramisu, so we got it.  It was a pretty poor execution.  Generic ladyfingers, with a small portion of them soaked in espresso, moist enough.  Not much espresso or boozy flavor came through.  The cream was sweet, dominating, and just not good at all. I can't pinpoint what it was, but there was just nothing good about it.  Topped with mediocre shredded milk chocolate.

I'd certainly never get this again.