Oh Yelpers. You lead me astray. Far astray.
I'll keep this one short, because, well, there is no point in prolonging it.
I was on a business trip, in the land I loathe: the greater Los Angeles sprawl. It was cold, my hotel was ... let's just say, a different class than I've gotten used to, and I was really poorly rested. I was grumpy. I wanted something yummy to cheer me up, and took a page out of my own playbook, ordering bubble tea...
