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Tuesday, June 23, 2026

United Polaris Lounge, EWR

The week before I took a flight from Newark to San Francisco, United changed the branding of the flight to ... Polaris.  No longer just considered a "premium transcon", this was full fledged Polaris now.  Which yes, meant Polaris lounge access.  I was of course thrilled by the opportunity to check out the Newark Polaris lounge for the first time.

My visit was from about 11am until 12:30pm on a Saturday.  It was not busy at all.  

The space was tranquil, and seemed nice enough, however I found myself actually liking the food, and the natural light, more in the much smaller UA Club near Gate C74.

Setting

The lounge is large, and was not crowded at all when I visited.  It had shower suites that I didn't check out, and large, nice individual bathrooms.
So Empty.
There were many styles of seating, and sooo much of it was vacant.
So much space!
The lounge really was expansive, with many different sections.  It felt very open, but had considerably less natural light than the smaller UA Club at C74.
Dining Area.
There was a large dining area for those who choose to eat from the buffet.
Soft Seating.
And soft seating large individual armchairs.  Most seats had power outlets including USB.
Dining Room.
A signature feature of Polaris lounges, the main dining room.  It was also not busy at all.
Dining Room Menu.
The dining room menu sounded great, for both breakfast and lunch. I wished I was hungry for a real meal, as there were not one, but two dishes featuring asparagus, which I was really craving at the time, and all three desserts sounded great to me.  But alas, it wasn't a meal time for me, so I didn't partake in any of it.

Breakfast

I caught the tail end of breakfast when I arrived.  I saw basic breakfast scrambled eggs and sausage, but narrowed in fast on the sweet carb offering, gleeful to have the chance to try it before the lunch swapover.
Maple Baked French Toast Casserole.
I was excited to snag the maple baked french toast casserole, but it wasn't actually very good.  Extremely aggressively spiced, and very dry.  Fruit was mediocre, syrup was unlikely to be real maple syrup.  2/5.

Lunch

The lunch swapover took a while, with different elements brought out in strange order (e.g. the toppings for the crostini bar were there for a really long time before the actual bread to use as a base).  The lineup seemed decent enough, but I didn't actually really like anything I tried.
Salad Bar.
The salad bar had mixed greens or arugula for a base.  The mixed greens were brown at all the stems and didn't seem very fresh.  There were two pre-made, pre-dressed, additional salads.  I plucked some toppings out of them as the rest of the salad bar was so meager. 
Salad Toppings.
The salad toppings were a bit of an odd assortment.  Other than raw red onion, no fresh veggies.  Instead, there was marinated beets, roasted tomatoes, roasted edamame, and mushy mushy mushy asparagus (I had hope! I was craving asparagus! But wow, so mushy).  The pickled radishes were fine.  
Salad Toppings: seeds/cheese/dressing.
The remaining salad toppings were pretty uninspiring to me: some seeds, cheese, and dressing.
Shrimp Cocktail / Gazpacho.
Poached shrimp with cocktail sauce (and random marinated artichokes?), and shots of gazpacho came next.  If I was hungry, I would have tried the shrimp, but, I wasn't, and had been nibbling on other things, so random shrimp at questionable temperature didn't really seem worth trying.
Cheese / Charcuterie.
Interestingly there were only two types of cheese offered (compared to more extensive lineup in the UA Club), and no grapes, in the cheese & charcuterie section.  And no crackers?
Crostini Toppings.
An interesting offering is a build-your-own crostini bar, with several different kinds of spreads.  I didn't try the fig jam nor green olive tapenade, but I wanted to try the brie + chive spread ... and couldn't tell which that was, and which was lemon herb goat cheese spread as items are not individually labelled.  So I took a tiny bit of both, and sadly picked wrong to start, blegh, goat cheese!  The brie spread was fine though, not memorable.
Shrimp & Chicken.
The two main dishes were chicken or shrimp, neither of which I tried.
Carrots & Green Beans.
For a hot veggie, they had a dish that was mostly carrots, with a few token green beans.
Couscous & Rigatoni.
There was a base cous ous for a grain, and pasta dish of rigatoni with mushrooms, peas, and a creamy tomato sauce that I tried, but truly did not like (mushy, not very complex flavor).
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
The "famous" chocolate chip cookies made an appearance in the buffet, presented in a bit more of a classy style than the UA Clubs where they are just laid out on a platter.  They were the thin crispy style everyone raves about.
I see why people like these cookies. They aren't really my style (I'm not a big cookie person anyway), but they were pleasantly crispy, had a nice buttery richness, and did seem a bit unique. The chocolate chips were regular size, and it wasn't loaded with them, but they were fine. I'm glad I tried this, and if I really wanted a sweet treat, I could imagine getting another.  3/5.
UA Club Cookie (Top) / Polaris Lounge Cookie (Bottom).
Interestingly, the ones here in the Polaris lounge were nearly twice the size (diameter) than the ones from the UA Club down the hall.   I didn't notice any real difference in taste despite the very different look.
Lemon Vanilla Budino.
I love all puddings (enough that my blog has a label for them on it after all!), so even though I'm not into lemon desserts, I still tried this.

It was way too lemon curd for me. Tangy in not a way I enjoy. Thick and gloopy. Just, not for me. And far too little whipped cream on top! No textural element like crumble or nuts. 1/5.
Berry Crumble Bar / Seasonal Berries / Golden Oat Streusel.
The dessert bar was slightly more inviting, but was also not enjoyable. It was extraordinarily dry. So dry. The base, the topping, all of it. Dry, dry, dry. 1/5.

Snacks

I'm a sucker for all snack mixes and candies, so I was happy to see the lounge did feature a few.
Snacks!
The Polaris lounge had far more snacks than the UA Clubs, with 5 offerings: yogurt covered cranberries, trail mix, wasabi peas, pineapple, and gummy bears.  I tried the yogurt cranberries, but wasn't really into them.  The rest were standard.

Below these were self serve soft drinks, basic Coke/Sprite/Ginger Ale.  No sparkling water.
Godiva Chocolates.
"GODIVA continues to reimagine chocolate with our NEW Gold Collection: the beating heart of our praline savoir-faire. Each piece in this iconic collection embodies Belgian craftsmanship. Enjoy delicate ganache, nutty pralines and smooth caramels.."

A relatively new (I think?) collaboration between Godiva and United meant there were self serve fancy chocolates, from the new Gold Collection, with little tongs to serve them that made it nearly impossible to pick them up without dropping.  I of course tried both and appreciated the relatively premium offering.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2026

United Club, Newark Airport (Gate Area C123)

Update Review, May 2026

This was my second visit to this lounge, the only lounge I had previously been to in Newark.  However, I got the chance to check out the much smaller UA Club near C74 AND the Polaris lounge (review soon!) on this day, and I think this one, near C123 quickly became my least favorite of the three, which surprised me as I thought it was pretty impressive before.  

I think it changed a lot from its early days.
No Hot Water for Tea.
There was no water anywhere in the lounge.  This meant no hot water for tea.
No Soft Drinks / Ice / Water.
It also meant no soft drinks of any kind, no water, no ice.  They had signs saying you could ask for water.  I did try to ask for sparkling water and was told nothing was available other than (tiny) bottles of still water.  Ooph.  This was clearly something going on, not a intentional change, but, it definitely set the tone.
Snacks.
The snack jars had decent enough sesame sticks, dried fruit bits, and very sweet plantain chips that seemed like they really were just banana chips (but were labelled plantains ...).
Sandwiches.
The deli area had three kinds of sandwiches and pickles, served from behind glass and plated to order, rather than the basic self-serve of the regular UA clubs.  I had liked the pulled pork one on my previous visit, but now they just had basic sandwiches (turkey, veggie, deli meat).
Salads.
There was no salad bar, but three premade salads.
Soup.
They had two soups of the day.
Cheese & Crackers.
The cheese and crackers lineup was standard UA Club blah, again, a surprise as the much smaller club down the concourse had an extensive cheese lineup at the C123 lounge.
Hot Dishes: Mains.
The hot dishes of the day were chicken or vegetarian tortellini.
Hot Dishes: Sides.
There was also rice and veggies.
Cookies.
The only dessert was chocolate chip cookies.  This surprised me, as the much smaller club near C74 had two kinds of cookies, and brownies, and even rice pudding (mmm, rice pudding!).

Original Review, September 2023

In June 2023, United opened a new lounge at the Newark airport, to a lot of fanfare.  Praise was actually fairly high, which surprised me, given that, well, it is a United domestic lounge.

I had the opportunity to visit recently, and, well, I was actually really impressed.  Impressed, by United.  For realz.

Now, it does NOT compare to a international first class lounge, or anything like that, no fine dining, but, the space is well designed, the food lineup is extensive, and things were actually tasty.

Setting

This lounge is located near gate C123, up a level from the gates.  The entry is quite simple, no human interaction required, simply scan a boarding pass and go.  The lounge is fairly huge.  And obviously, all shiny and new. and frankly, the nicest (non-Polaris) United lounge I've ever seen.  

As large as it was however, it was BUSY.  So full. Not really any seats available, even though really a sizable lounge.  It was impressive how many people it held, and just how much activity there was (2pm, Saturday).

I didn't check them out, but there are full shower suites available (a rare thing for a domestic lounge!), and a "wellness room", which I'm not sure even is.  The regular bathrooms were pleasant enough, well maintained, large as well.
Entry "Library".
When you enter, you enter through a library area, with no seating, and a simple water/fruit setup.  Fairly welcoming, really.
More Seating.
Past that is one big seating area, with sky lights, and a beverage station with coffee, water, and snack dispensers.
Spacious.
Continuing along, you reach the much bigger lounge area, with a variety of seating options, overlooking the airport.  Great for those who want to watch the planes come and go.  All seats had ample power outlets.

There is also dining specific seating, that I didn't seem to get a photo of.
Bar.
Another fixture is the looooong bar, with multiple bartenders working it.  I did not investigate the drink lineup on offer.

At the far end, out of sight here, is a full barista station, with made to order espresso drinks, Illy brand.

Food & Drink

In addition to the staffed bar and coffee bar for alcohol and caffeine, respectively, there are many self-serve coffee and tea stations, water bottle refill stations, and multiple Coke Freestyle machines with #allTheOptions.  I appreciated the beverage selection, and came prepared with empty water bottles to fill, but I did hear grumpy people complaining that there were no cans nor bottles available.

The food in this lounge far exceeded any other domestic United lounge I've been in.  I was actually very happy with my warm bbq pulled pork sandwich, delicious potato salad, buttered fresh corn on the cob, and a lovely side salad with shockingly good tomatoes.  BBQ vibes were very comforting and satisfying.  Perhaps not fine dining, but, comfort food done well has its place.
Snack Mix.
A simple thing, but I enjoyed the snack mix station (located separate from the buffet area, in a different drink/snack station).

The lineup the day I visited was: sesame sticks, "healthy trail mix" (which was 90% banana chips with a few bits of other dried fruit), and wasabi peas/edamame mix.  All were standard quality, not stale, and exactly what I like to munch on.

Basic, but, **** from me.
illy Cold Brew.
I did quite enjoy the illy cold brew, it was smooth, not bitter, seemed pretty high quality (although not nitro as advertised).  Served by the barista at the coffee bar, not self-serve.  ****.
Sandwiches.
I approached the buffet, and was, well, stunned.  Was I in an actual cafe, or United Club?!  

Yes, the first thing I encountered was sandwiches, but, they were in an actual nice looking display, were served to order, with your choice of pickles or olives added to the side of the plate.  Definitely a step above most domestic lounge sandwich offerings.

The options were a turkey sandwich, grilled vegetable, or bbq pulled pork.

I went for the pulled pork, and honestly, it was not bad.  Served warm, nice bbq sauce, some slaw, pork wasn't too fatty.  The bun was average, but the fillings, truly not bad.

I was stunned.  ***+.
Soup.
Two soups (chicken noodle, cream of broccoli) and crackers came next.  Didn't try, these are obviously not special.
Salad Bar.
Then came the salad bar, with two types of greens, marinated tomatoes that were actually ripe, fresh, and juicy, cucumbers, and farro.  I was stunned by the quality tomatoes.  They weren't mealy, generic tomatoes in any way.f
Salad Bar Part 2.
The next section had potato salad, edamame, shredded carrots, cooked broccoli, and shredded cheese.

I had the potato salad and really enjoyed it.  Nice size bits of egg in the mix with the potato, nice kick from spicy mustard, very creamy.  I'd be happy to buy this in a cafe/deli.  ****.
Cheese / Crackers / Chips / Salsa.
I didn't try the fairly boring looking cheese, or the chips and salsa, but I did appreciate the big juicy grapes.
Hot Foods: Rice, Beans, Pasta.
And then ... an actual hot food buffet.  In a domestic lounge.  Wow!

The first section had rice and beans, which you could definitely use to make some good nachos with the chips/salsa/cheese, along with a vegetarian pasta dish.  Everything was well labelled with ingredients and allergens.
Hot Foods: Corn on the cob, Chicken.
And then ... corn on the cob!  And a chicken dish.

I was pretty excited by the corn.  I enjoyed plenty of fresh corn on the cob during my August visit to the east coast, and this was one last taste of that.  Sure, it wasn't as fresh and flavorful as the corn I had been getting from the local farm, but it really wasn't bad.  Well cooked, not dried out, lightly buttered and seasoned.  Not amazing, but, certainly unexpected and enjoyable enough.  ***+.
Cookies, Brownies.
Desserts were a letdown, only cookies and brownies, generic United lounge offerings.  I didn't have either, and waited for my ice cream sundae on my flight.
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Tuesday, April 28, 2026

United Club, SFO

I've visited the rather lackluster United Club a couple times, both morning and evening.  The only real highlight is the snack mixes.  And candy, when they have it, but I think that may be entirely removed now. Start below for my original reviews.

Update Review - May 2025 Visit, Morning, G Gates

This was my first visit to any SFO UA Club at breakfast, as I don't normally take morning flights.  I also went to the Polaris lounge first (see review), and frankly, sorta preferred the food offerings here, although the ambiance was awful (100% capacity, no seats, lots of items missing/out, people all standing in every open space just eating without a seat/table, etc).  But they had things the Polaris lounge didn't, like pastries (muffins), comfort foods (biscuits), and non-sweet yogurt, so, that was all a win for me.
Cereal.
Simple, but likely appreciated, basic cereals, something the Polaris lounge did not have.
Chilled items.
A bit of an odd selection, but, hard boiled eggs, tomato/onion/cucumbers (perhaps toppings to put on a bagel?), and blueberry overnight oats that were super runny but not awful.  I appreciated the overnight oats, something the Polaris lounge didn't have (they had no oatmeal or cold cereal product of any kind).  

This lounge did also have a few bagels, but no cream cheese, no butter, no normal spreads, even though signs indicated they should have them.  One of the staff members was telling people to fill out comment forms saying these things were all missing, but didn't seem empowered to actually provide them?
Yogurt Bar / Fruit / Muffins.
Similar to the Polaris lounge they had a yogurt bar, but this one had a totally different base of just regular greek yogurt (yay! I dislike the sweet vanilla stuff the Polaris lounge had), generic granola (it was fine, but the Polaris lounge had more unique mix-ins), and basic fruit (cheaper pineapple and grapes rather than kiwi and raspberries).  

They also had blueberry muffins (yay, pastries) and signs indicated there was cinnamon coffee cake, but there was not.  The muffin was a very sweet style, more like pound cake in muffin shape, and had very few blueberries, and the ones that were there were quite small.  It tasted highly processed.  Basically, a standard hotel breakfast buffet kind of muffin.  It reminded me of Otis Spunkmeyer muffins (and may well have been?).  I appreciated having SOME kind of baked good, but, this wasn't a very good one.  2/5.
Hot Foods.
The hot foods were some pretty awful fake-ish fried egg patties, and mediocre biscuits.  The signs said there was sausage patties, which would properly complete a sausage-egg biscuit, and the signs said there was gravy, which sounded amazing to me to have with the biscuits, but again, they were nowhere to be found.  Still, the biscuit was nice comfort food, and with some butter/jam or gravy, I would have enjoyed.

Update Review - April 2026 Visit, Afternoon

Wow, um, what happened to the United Club locations at SFO?!  Not that they were ever amazing, but they used to have a small salad bar (sometimes a nacho bar too?), some decent snack mixes and candy, and 1-2 other quasi interesting things.  Its all greatly reduced now.  I was not pleased.
Hot Foods.
The hot food buffet was chicken meatballs, a veggie tofu dish, and rice.  It all looked very unappealing.  The clubs have previously had some decent items, but this was not a good lineup.  
Sandwiches, Salads.
The salad bar is gone, 2 mushy pre-made salads were in its place.
Salads (bigger club).
I went to the bigger location near the Rotunda, but it too no longer had a salad bar, just these salads.  All had quite a few components I didn't care for.  Boo.  The one with the berries though at least had fresh, ripe berries.
Cheese/crackers/olives.
The little cornichons were the only thing worth eating.  I was desparate.
Pho Bar.
The bigger lounge did have a pho bar, with some garnishes.  I didn't try this.
Cookies, Centennial cake.
In honor of the centennial, they did have some birthday cake.  It was fine, but really just like grocery store funfetti mix with some Crisco based frosting.  Which honestly, can be fine.  Bakery quality cake?  Not at all.  Honestly, not even buffet/lounge quality cake.  But it reminded me childhood birthday parties at friend's houses where the mother didn't bake, and I found it quasi charming.  3/5, lol.
Chocolate Chip Cookie.
People often talk about how good the lounge chocolate chip cookies are, and even though their photos look entirely different from what I've ever seen in SF, I decided to try one.  

And yeah, this was not a good cookie.  Quasi-soft, but no real flavor, it didn't taste fresh, seemed honestly like a packaged cookie.  I think the people that rave about the really thin crispy chocoalte chip cookies must have a different product than we have in SF.
Snacks?
The snack mix / candy section, always a highlight for me, had only corn nuts.  There were signs for energy mix with dark chocolate, and plantain chips, but alas, it was never brought out, in the >1 hour that I was there.

That said, I do love their corn nuts.  They are considerably more crispy than most.  4/5 corn nuts!

Update Review - December 2024 Visit

Another visit to the bigger location near the rotunda.  I was satisfied with this visit.
Snack Mixes: Chocolate/almond/dried fruit, corn nuts, dried fruit.
United generally has decent snack mixes, and I love snack mixes, so I love that they have them as the first thing you encounter when you enter.

This lineup was a bit boring however.  The corn nuts were good, fresh, crispy ***.  Dried fruit average, not what I wanted.

The one that let me down was the mix that said it had chocolate covered espresso beans (and dried fruit and almonds).  It did have those later two things, but ... every chocolate covered thing I encountered was a raisin.  BOOO.  That said, the almonds in particularly were strangely good, and the dark chocolate hunks in here were high quality.  ***+.

The second snack station over by the bar had the same offerings, another slight disappointment, as usually they have something different over there.
BBQ Rolls.
The main entree selection of the day was a build-your-own bbq sliders station, that they called, "bbq rolls", featuring Hawaiian buns as the base, two hot filling choices, and coleslaw.

The Hawaiian rolls were soft, not stale, and enjoyable.  ***.
Pulled Pork, Vegetable Succotash.
The hot options to stuff inside (or eat alongside) were pulled pork that actually smelt great, and a corn succotash.  The pulled pork was tender and flavorful (although fairly generic bbq sauce flavor), but was a bit greasy for my taste.  **+. 
Nacho Bar.
The nacho bar had standard chips, salsa, sour cream, guac, etc.  The slaw for the sliders was hiding here too.  

The slaw was very classic slaw, mayo based, and I liked it well enough.  Fresh, crispy, not drowning in dressing but well dressed.
Noodle & Salad Bar.
The main food station had a noodle bar that people seemed really into, with add-ins that could also easily morph into salad bar toppings, made even more easily given their placement side by side.  This area had a second, totally different, coleslaw as well, this one with apples, and more mustardy flavor.  I preferred the classic slaw from the pulled pork station.  The salad greens were fresh and crisp enough.  Pretty standard salad bar offerings.  ***.

There was also a section of pre-made sandwiches that I failed to take a photo of, and chicken orzo soup.
Cheese, Crackers, Desserts.
The final station was the generic cubes of cheese and assorted crackers, along with desserts.
Almond Toffee Blondies.
Rather than the standard cookies and brownies, they had blondies with attractive big hunks of chocolate in them.
Apple Cinnamon Crisp Bar.
I was delighted to see the apple crisp (although mislabelled as a apple cinnamon crisp bar).  They do sometimes have the soft, mushy, pretty awful apple crisp bars in this lounge, that I always lament, because they have such good apple cobbler style cake on board some flights.  So real fruit crisp?  Sounded great.

It was served in a vessel as if it should be warm, but it was not.  It was still decent - nice size hunks of apple, not too mushy, well spiced, tons of streusel on top.  I wanted some whipped cream to go with, and I wanted it warm, but, really, this was a nice surprise.  ***.

Update Review - January 2024 Visit

This visit was to the larger location near the Rotunda.

I had extra time before my international flight, so I took the opportunity to wander over to the bigger United Club in the rotunda area.  I hadn't visited that one in a while.

Overall it was the same as any previous visit, and not noteworthy.  Basic salad/sandwiches/chips and salsa/soup of the day, yadda yadda, but I was still pleased to find a different mix of snacks and candy than the Polaris lounge, the Coke Freestyle machine with a huge array of options, and, shockingly good cooked plantains?
Snacks!
Not fancy, but, the corn nuts, wasabi peas, and Jelly Belly beans all made me pretty happy.  In particular, I really do like their wasabi peas, they are really well coated with nice kick to them.
Caramel Apple Bars.
Besides the basic cookie and brownies they had the same caramel apple bars that the smaller lounge had my last visit, and I forgot I didn't like.  Oops.  Yeah, just mush. These are shockingly bad. *.
Cuban Pork?
The hot dish was more interesting than the standard meatballs or pasta this time.  Reasonable looking cuban pork, with beans and ...
Plantains!
Plantains!

They really were pretty good, nicely cooked, not too mushy, light seasoning.  A surprise to find in the basic United Club.  I wished for some whipped cream to take them in a dessert direction though ... ***+.

Update Review - Nov 2023 Visit. 

This visit was to the smaller location near the G gates in the International Terminal.
Clam Chowder.
The soup of the day was clam chowder, something I seem to frequently try in airline lounges.  I blame the The Lounge in Boston, where I once had actually quite good clam chowder.  Ever since then, I seem to get drawn in to it, even though most version aren't very good.

This was no different.  It was at least reasonably thick and creamy, but, I didn't taste nor find any clams.  Mine had a few small bits of potato.  It definitely needed seasoning.  No reason to eat this.  No crackers to go with.  **+.

Update Review May 2024: I like clam chowder.   I often like airline lounge clam chowder even.  This was ... a nice, thick, rich chowder.  But ... clam?  I didn't find any clams.  I didn't taste any clams.  I didn't really taste much of anything.  It was woefully under-seasoned.  It did have some hunks of soft potato and celery.  But wow, it needed salt, pepper, sriracha, and, well, clams.  **+.  
Beef Meatballs.
The main entree was beef meatballs in red sauce.  I'm not entirely sure what you were supposed to do with them ...
Bread and Cheese.
The rest of the meatball station had slices of bread and shredded cheese, so I think you were supposed to kinda make meatball sandwiches?  
Pesto Tofu.
But for vegetarians, this station had pesto tofu, which seems kinda weird to put on bread slices.  The station mostly seemed like it was missing pasta (and additional sauce).  
Sandwiches.
The other main dish was sandwiches, either a vegetarian curried chickpea wrap with hummus, veggies, and more, or a pastrami reuben on marble rye.  If I was actually wanting food, I do like a reuben, and nearly tried it.
Cheese & Fruit.
The cheese and cracker selection was more pedestrian than the Polaris lounge version, and no meats on offer, but it was kept better stocked.  They also had fresh grapes rather than dried fruit.  The grapes were fine.
Salad Bar.
The salad bar was more meager than the Polaris lounge version. 
Nachos & Toppings.
However the chips and salsa lineup was more extensive, with fresh jalapeno and onions, sour cream, and even guac.
Snacks.
The snack dispenser lineup was different from past visits.  Today it had savory corn nuts and wasabi peas, and Jelly Belly jelly beans.  I had the wasabi peas in the Polaris lounge, but snagged corn nuts (average, good crunch, not stale, nice salt level) and plenty of Jelly Belly beans here.  ***+.
Caramel Apple Bars.
Shockingly the dessert was not token cookies, but rather, caramel apple bars.  So seasonally appropriate.  Given that I've enjoyed the apple pie on recent United flights, I gave this a try, hoping it would be the same vendor (Eli's Cheesecake).

This was far less good.  Fairly mushy all around - mushy apples, mushy topping.  Relatively strong spicing.  I didn't like this much.  **.
Pumpkin Swirl Cake.
This looked *exactly* like the pumpkin swirl cake I had last year from Boudin.  I didn't like theirs and had little hope for this.  It was a little better than the Boudin one, this at least was moist, and had a decent pumpkin flavor.  To me though it needed to be warm with ice cream, or with whipped cream or icing to be a dessert.  It seemed more like a breakfast coffee cake.  **+.
S'mores Bar (May 2024).
It was ... fine?  But much like s'mores, I don't really care for the elements.  Gooey marshmallow, dominant graham crumble, minor chocolate element.  It ate very dry. **.

Update Reviews - Early 2023 Visits

Snack Mixes.
Three different snacks were available, different from the ones I had in the Polaris lounge: "Super charged cranberry blend", M&Ms, and another seed and nut mix dubbed "healthy trail mix".

I tried the trail mix (mostly sunflower seeds), and the super charged mix, which at least had some reasonable quality dark chocolate chunks and yogurt covered raisins.
Nacho Bar.
I'm sure some people are excited by the nacho bar, but, I didn't try anything.  
Sandwiches.
The sandwiches are generally lower quality here than in the Polaris lounge, e.g. on this day one was ham here, and it was prosciutto there.
Cheese / Crackers / Cookies / Brownies.
The cheeses and crackers are also a notch below the quality in Polaris lounge, and the desserts are usually just chocolate chip cookies and brownies.
Peach Cobbler.
I did discover a hidden treat though - in the back corner of the lounge, near the coffee and tea station, was ... peach cobbler?!  These came pre-portioned in cardboard cups.  Of course I had to try one.

It actually wasn't bad ... soft but not too mushy peaches, generous sweet crumble.  It was served at room temperature, and without any toppings, but I think if it was warm, and/or had whipped cream or ice cream to go with it, it would be pretty good.  I think you could throw yogurt on it and call it breakfast too.  A nice surprise, but at room temperature with no accompaniment it was only ok.  ***.

Update Reviews - 2022 Visits

There are several United Clubs at SFO, I first stopped by the bigger one, near F gates.  It is considerably bigger than the one in the International Terminal G gates.  There are far more seats, and a few more food options.  However, I wouldn't call it a particularly nice lounge.  Besides soup, there is no hot food.
Sandwiches.
Basic pre-made sandwiches with lower end ingredients than the Polaris lounge are the main dish.
Salad Bar.
A basic salad bar with lackluster looking ingredients comes next.  They did have some kind of marinated chickpea salad to add on for protein.
Chips & Salsa.
Perhaps slightly unique is a nacho-ish making station, with corn tortilla chips, salsa, pico de gallo, beans.  Sadly, no cheese, a vat of nacho cheese would really help improve this offering!

I did try the pico de gallo and it really was not good ... it didn't taste fresh at all.
Minestrone Soup.
The token hot item, vegetarian minestrone soup.
Cookies.
Cookies were large, and looked ok actually, but they were not as soft as they looked, weren't particularly buttery not sugary, just, highly mediocre.  **.
Brownies / Fruit / Cheese Cubes.

They also had some dry looking brownies, juicy enough grapes, and little cheese cubes.  The Polaris lounge had slightly nicer cheeses and more cracker options.

Update Review - Late 2019 Visit

Although I had access to the far fancier Polaris Lounge, I decided to check out the United Club as well, mostly because it was closer to my gate, and I was hoping that they might have more snack-style things, which is what I was in the mood for.

The feel really was dramatically different between the two lounges - here the furnishings are blah, the space crowded, but, I just wanted to swing by the food station anyway, and that really was a bit more my style.

The buffet has no substantial food offerings, just soup (minestrone) and a salad bar (more significant than the Polaris one, actually), but features potato salad, that I really did kinda like.  Nothing special, grocery store quality, but the potatoes were not soft and mushy, it was really creamy and loaded with mayo and well seasoned ... it was my kind of potato salad.
Snack Station.
The real exciting thing for me though of course was the snack station.  The snack station that even featured little candy bags, and a sign that said "What's better than snacks? Snacks to go!".  Yes, yes, a lounge was actually *encouraging* me to take their snacks!!!

The lineup was not all that exciting, banana chips, the same honey mustard pretzels as the other lounge, generic looking hard style chocolate chip cookies and brownie cubes, and ... Mike and Ike's? Or something that sure looked and tasted like Mike and Ike.  

I was not sad to suddenly have a bag of chewy candy and loaded up on Mike and Ike's.
Hot Chocolate Station.
And then .... the best part ... the hot chocolate station!

No, not because I wanted hot chocolate.  But because it was basically a topping station.  Whipped cream!  Sprinkles!  Mini chocolate chips!  Marshmallows.  And ... togo cups.  Again, "take me away!" it screamed out.

So I did.  I knew my flight would have ice cream, so I got my toppings here in the lounge, and brought them on board.  I had a killer sundae on my flight, and was quite pleased with myself. 

Original Reviews 2018-2019

Morning (April 2019, 9:30am visit)

The lounge was bigger than I remembered, with plentiful seating.  A snack station, several drink stations, small food buffet, bar.

Breakfast options are what you expect.  Basic, not high quality, but there.
Snack Station.
Right when you enter is a station with the essentials: water, coffee, snack mix, pretzels, goldfish, banana chips, cookies.

I immediately grabbed a cup of snack mix, as I do just love this stuff.  I was pleased to see sesame sticks in the mix.  I discovered later it was kinda bbq flavored, which certainly wasn't an appeal to me.
Oatmeal.
Hot oatmeal, with basic mix-ins.
Fruit / Yogurt / Granola.
A small yogurt/fruit/granola station.
Cold Cereal.
A small cereal station, including fruit loops!
Fruit.
Whole fruit, nothing out of the ordinary.
Bagels, Toast, Toppings.
A toaster was available to toast bread and bagels, basic plain cream cheese, butter, and Smuckers jams on the side.
Pastries.
Mini muffins, pastries, and quickbreads of several varieties were available.  I don't know why I bothered try one, I think I was bored, so I took a custard danish.  The custard was fine, but the danish itself was exactly as expected, not flaky, and not actually good.  Maybe better than one served on board.
Illy Coffee Machine.
Several self-service coffee machines are distributed around, in addition to the vats of pre-brewed regular only.  I was pleased to see decaf available, but it was really quite horrible.  I left the lounge to find a Peets nearby.
Coca-Cola Freestyle.
The self-service soft drink machine was one of the Coke freestyle machines, with some fun options like all flavors of flavored Sprite Zero, but ... it wasn't working, vending only plain water, and only a thimble full at a time.  Sigh.
Hot Chocolate Station.
The hot chocolate station was cute, it had sprinkles (!) and mini marshmallows and mini chocolate chips.  No whipped cream.  At least this was unique.

Evening - 2018

No, I wasn’t flying United.  I don’t do that.  But I was flying with Air New Zealand, and unlike my last flight where we used the Singapore Airlines Kris lounge this time my only option was the United Club.  Which was under construction, as they were building the fancy Polaris lounge.
Underwhelmed.
Let’s just say … my expectations weren’t high, and, well, it still underwhelmed.
Lounge Seating.
The lounge was much smaller than I anticipated.  And it was very full.  There was literally no seats.  We were told to share tables with other guests.  The bathrooms were nice enough, stalls with real doors, and nice quality soap and lotion.  No showers.

This was not a space I wanted to spend any time in.  The main terminal was more tranquil.
Drink Fridge.
I mostly went to the lounge to check it out, and get a drink.  A self-serve fridge was stocked with bottles of beer and Schweppes drinks (tonic, club soda, ginger ale). 
Soda Fountain and Hard Alcohol.
A soda fountain had classic soft drinks.  There were some basic wines and hard alcohol, all self serve.  All fairly standard offerings for an international lounge.
Coffee.
A coffee machine had Illy coffee, and there was some pre-brewed as well.
Soup, Salad Greens.
The only hot item was soup, a single variety (vegetable).  Next to it was base greens for making salad.
Rolls.
Some stale looking plain rolls and packaged crackers went alongside the soup.
Salads.
A few more salad ingredients were available (carrots, tomato, edamame), along with pre-made deli style salads (soba noodles, two types of pasta salad, and waldorf salad).

I tried only the waldorf.  It was actually ok, in a strange way.  The apples and celery were crisp, the grapes juicy.  The dressing really as just mayo it seemed, with very little seasoning, but, I kinda liked it.  The walnuts added a good crunch.   I know it wasn’t a good salad, but, it was sorta refreshing, in a mayo-coated way.

Wraps, Cold Cuts, Cheese.
There were two types of wraps (I think chicken and ham), some cold cuts, cubes of cheese, and fruit salad.  I didn’t touch this stuff.
Hummus, "Dessert"
And lastly, veggies with hummus, and a very very sad dessert selection of chocolate chip cookies and brownies.  I also didn’t try this.
Mixed Nuts.

I’ll admit, I adore snack mixes in airline lounges.  Like the addicting American Airlines mixes.  But United had only mixed nuts.  I was kinda excited when I saw it contained brazil nuts, but alas, the nuts weren’t very well seasoned, and tasted stale.
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