Update Review, 2023
Chocolate Hazelnut Crisp. |
Update Review, August 2022
Peanut Butter Cups
Dark Chocolate with Sea Salt. |
Original Review, June 2021
Perfect Bars are also of course amazing for you, non-GMO, kosher, gluten-free, filled with protein and "expertly-hidden" super foods, and they only use complex carbs as sweeteners (organic honey or dates), yadda yadda.
I've watched the brand blossom over the past few years. I remember when they first launched and carried only a small handful of flavors of bars, all fairly basic. Now they have ... well, something for everyone. Fruity, nutty, chocolatey, some even almost head in the "brownie" direction.
Perfect Bars now come in two sizes, regular full size bars and smaller "minis", plus bags of "bites", a children's line, and even ... peanut butter cups (!!!). I've tried an extensive range of the offerings, and highly recommend.
Minis
Minis. |
Peanut Butter. |
I started with their original product, the simple peanut butter.
Peanut Butter Perfect Bar + melted dark chocolate + cocoa nibs. |
Almond Butter. |
The almond butter version I tried next. I'll admit that even though I loved the peanut butter one, I expected to hate this one. I was done being skeptical of all the other ingredients, but, the primary one, almond butter, is not something I'm generally a fan of.
And then I tried this.
It too, was ... well, good. The peanut butter one didn't have distinct bits of peanut in it, but this one did have bits of chopped almonds, which added texture and crunch that I really enjoyed. The honey also seemed stronger, which tasted great with the almond, but, was a bit too strong for me, resulting in a bite that was sweeter than I really wanted.
Again, I wanted to just coat it in dark chocolate. I didn't mind these bars, but I prefer the peanut butter.
Full Size Bars
These come with bases made from the original peanut or almond butter, or more recently, also cashew.
Full Size Bars. |
Peanut Butter Base
Carob Chip. |
Given the success of the basic peanut butter, and my desire to have chocolate inside, I was pretty excited to try the carob chip, even though carob < chocolate.
At first glance though, it looked much more like any standard nutrition bar, strangely shiny, strange texture.
And ... it tasted about as it looked. Fairly bitter (carob? chia? flax?). Strangely sweet. I was pretty confused by this, since, at least on paper, looked like it should be *exactly* the same as the peanut butter one, but with carob chips.
Anyway, the least successful bar for me.
Update Review: I tried another, and almost liked it. But the sweetness level was just a bit strange for me.
Another Update Review: I again tried another, again almost liked it. Peanut butter good, but just the wrong sweetness, and, eh, carob. My mom did think it was chocolate though.
I wouldn't get this again, and they discontinued it anyway.
Fruit & Nut. |
This bar was not a looker. But, it was a taster!
I'm notoriously anti-raisin, as they are usually just hard chunks of meh inside my otherwise tasty products, but, they worked here, as they were soft and added a nice chew. I was a bit disappointed to find that they were the only "fruit" though inside my "fruit & nut' bar. Why wasn't this a "raisin & nut" bar?
Actually, it should have been a "raisin & walnut" bar, as there was also only one type of nut: walnuts (besides the peanut butter base). Walnuts were a unique choice though, and I liked the crunch they added.
The base was the standard peanut butter and superfoods, great peanut flavor, again still a bit too sweet from the honey.
I liked this one more than plain peanut butter, as the raisins and walnuts both added good textural components, but, I'd greatly prefer basically any other dried fruit, and there are far more exciting nuts out there. Cherry and pecan! Apricot and macadamia! Come on Perfect Bar, get more exciting :)
Still, my favorite so far ...
Coconut Peanut Butter. |
"We’re a bit nutty around here, but this island-inspired recipe has us going completely coconuts! Kick off your shoes and enjoy this blend of creamy organic peanut butter, organic honey and real shredded coconut pieces."
Oh, this was good. Very good. I was highly skeptical of the coconut and peanut butter combination (both things I like, but, not a common combo). But, they worked.
The base was the same peanut butter base that I've enjoyed plain, and the shredded coconut added some texture.
Like many of the bars though I found it a touch too sweet, and needed to mellow it out with some chocolate to dip it in. Which, I have to say, was even more amazing.
Still not a light item though, 340 calories per bar, 21 grams of fat, 19 grams sugar, but it does have the 16 grams of protein and tons of great-for-you-stuff inside that you somehow don't taste at all (kale, flax seed, orange, lemon, papaya, tomato, apple, alfalfa, celery, kelp, carrots, spinach, dulse ...)
Overall a winner, and one I'll gladly have more of, particularly when I have some chocolate alongside.
Dark Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter with Sea Salt. |
If there was any bar I was most eyeing, this was it. Peanut butter base is the best base. I always want chocolate with it. And, dark chocolate? Sea salt? Even better.
When I opened the bar, I was *thrilled*. It looked exactly as I hoped, loaded with little chocolate chips. This was a healthy item? I could eat this giant pb cup in bar form guilt free? Yes!
And, it was basically exactly as I expected. Soft, crumbly, slightly-to-sweet pb base with good peanut butter flavor. Lots of chips, although they were entirely on top and not distributed throughout. The chips were dark chocolate, which is the chocolate I generally prefer, but actually, with peanut butter, I do like creamy milk chocolate a bit more. The chocolate flavor also somehow didn't turn out as pronounced as I hoped and expected. I also didn't really detect the sea salt.
That all said, it was still a good bar. I think I prefer to just have the classic plain peanut butter, and pair with my own creamy milk chocolate however.
Cranberry Crunch. |
This bar is the only one dramatically different from the rest of the product line. It is designed as a lighter option, lightened up by adding puffed rice cereal, so it has less of the nut butter and protein mix. It really is a lighter - even though the same dimensions, it weights 45g compared to the 71g standard bar. Ok, I know they mean nutritionally, not literally talking about the weight. It is lesser in all these regards too: 220 calories, 12g fat, 14g sugar, 9g protein (compared with 330 calories, 18g fat, 19g sugar, 16g protein).
Anyway, the result? Not successful for me. But I kinda just don't like rice crispy puffs in my products (or anything like that, it reminded me of some Ben & Jerry's mix-ins that I wasn't thrilled with either).
Yes, the brown rice puffs add a crunch, but, its a strange kinda soggy/soft crunch. I don't like it. My second to least favorite bar, better only than the carob chip one I really disliked. Like the carob bar, this one was also discontinued.
Chocolate Walnut Brownie. |
And then, I saved the best for last, it turns out.
Chocolate Walnut Brownie. Sounds like one of those nutrition bars that has a tasty name, promises dessert, and instead still leaves you with protein bar meh. Plus, dates? Sorry, but I never like bars with dates.
And yet ... yup, another surprise enjoyment.
It was the most chocolate-forward of any of the bars, truly chocolatey, with chocolate integrated throughout the entire base, and in distinct chips. I loved the crunch from the chips, and even more, from the pieces of walnut. Did I taste dates? Nope! Nor did I taste the hemp protein, rice protein, chia powder, sunflower, flax seed, any of the whole foods powders (kale, flax, rose hip, orange, lemon, papaya, tomato, apple, alfalfa, celery, kelp, dulse, carrot, spinach). But I tasted peanut butter and chocolate, and they were fantastic.
I'm surprised peanut butter isn't in the name of this one, as really, it was like a giant chocolate peanut butter brownie, with bits of chocolate chip and walnut in it. Sure, the texture wasn't brownie, not cake-like, but it was still soft, the texture from the mix-ins was excellent, and most important to me, it was delicious.
I may or may not have had it for breakfast, and felt like such a rebel eating a brownie for breakfast, but I actually think I'd be satisfied with this as a dessert item too, which is truly saying something.
Hands down winner in the "dessert" category.
Pumpkin Pie. |
Almond Butter Base
Since the basic almond butter mini was decent enough, I explored the almond butter based product line too.Maple Almond. |
I had high hopes for this one. The plain almond butter one was almost great, and I adore maple, so, this sounded like the bar for me. I hoped the maple would address the sweetness issues I had as well.
But ... I ended up not really caring for it. Much like the plain almond butter, it had grit to it and bits of almond, so, lots of texture. And it wasn't strangely sweet, although I didn't quite taste maple exactly. Which sounds like I should have liked it, but instead it just tasted like almond butter to me, the kind of almond butter I never like.
Update: I tried one more just to be sure, but, yes, this is not the product for me. I think my favorite of the almond based bars, but I just don't care for almond butter taste. And guess what? Discontinued!
Dark Chocolate Almond. |
If I wanted chocolate with my almond butter bar, this was the one for it. The bar itself was much darker, as it had cocoa powder blended in, and then, actual chocolate chips, dark ones at that.
This was the first almond butter bar that didn't have a strange sweetness to it, I think all the chocolate helped balance it out. But it was still an almond butter base, gritty, and, well, very almond butter forward, which at this point I have realized just isn't for me.
I did appreciate the real, plentiful, dark chocolate chips. I expect that almond butter fans will enjoy this one quite a bit.
Almond Coconut. |
I was very surprised when I opened this. Why was it dark? Why did it have chunks of fruit? I thought this was going to be just almond butter and shredded coconut, as it was called the "Almond Coconut" after all.
But instead, it was loaded with dates. Dates are the primary ingredient. I hate the taste of date. The dark color came not only from the dates, but also from a bit of cocoa (totally unexpected) and cranberries.
I really disliked this one. You guessed it. Discontinued!
Other
Blueberry Cashew. |
I have a strange relationship with cashews. Every once in a while, I decide I love them. But generally? Strong dislike. Particularly to cashew butter.
But hey, I'm always up to try things.
This however was not the bar for me. Cashew and almond butter were not a match I liked, both fairly bitter. If you *like* cashew and almond flavors though, they were both pronounced, the cashew stronger than the almond, but only slightly.
Blueberry is a good match though, and I did like the little dried blueberry bits.
Nice to try, don't want again.