Famous Oat Cakes
"They only look like hockey pucks!"Yup, that is their tag line.
Oat cakes are ... interesting. They really do look like hard, dense hockey pucks. They look healthy. They taste healthy. And they are pretty healthy, fat-free, high fiber, high protein (although they still have 400-500 calories each, and nearly 30 grams of sugar, so, not a light item).
I'm not entirely sure when you are supposed to want an oat cake. For breakfast, rather than a scone or muffin? For breakfast, rather than a bowl of oats? For a snack (albeit a very calorie dense one), instead of a granola bar? On a hike? Dessert, instead of a oatmeal cookie? They kinda work for any of these situations I guess.
Ultimate Cookie makes oat cakes in 3 varieties: apricot, cranberry orange, and cinnamon apple. People love these things. While most of their products are only available wholesale, individual consumers can actually mail order these.
"Dried apples, applesauce and spices... Delicious!"
Apple Cinnamon Oat Cake.
People online recommended heating it up, so I tried that. It was even more dry that way. I slathered in in jam, but it didn't help. I did not enjoy it.
I think that perhaps warm with butter it would have worked, but I kinda think I just got a stale one, and the spicing wasn't really the type I enjoy. Would not get again. **.
I froze half of it originally, and when I pulled it out of the freezer, I warmed it up, wrapped in foil so it wouldn't lose moisture. And, of course, added the butter I thought it needed. It wasn't any better. Just strangely dense and gummy, and the spicing tasted like soap.
Apricot Oat Cake. |
The next one I tried came with dried apricots and raisins.
It was a lot more moist than the apple cinnamon, perhaps because it was fresher? Moist is a relative term of course, as this is still a pretty dry, dense "puck", not a scone. It seemed like the base should have been the same as the other variety, but this one wasn't nearly as crumbly and chalky. It also had a lovely sweet flavor to it. I enjoyed it just as it was, plain and at room temperature.
I got strangely addicted to it. It was still very dense and hearty tasting, and almost too healthy/boring tasting, but then it had this sweetness on the finish that was really delightful. It almost seemed like maple? The chunks of apricot gave it a nice chew as well.
It was like eating a bowl of oatmeal, where you mixed in some dried fruit, and drizzled with maple syrup or perhaps brown sugar, except ... in a puck. I really don't know how else to describe it. It was nothing like a granola bar, nothing like an oatmeal cookie, and nothing like a scone, and those are all the things I'd expect it to resemble. Imagine taking a bowl of oatmeal, and dehydrating and compressing it? Doesn't that sound appealing?
They say it is their best seller, which was interesting, as people didn't seem to talk about it much, but I enjoyed it. ****.
I froze half of this as well, and warmed it up, wrapped in foil so it wouldn't lose moisture. It wasn't nearly as good this way. Unlike the apple cinnamon, it really did not benefit from added butter.
Update: I've since had many more of these. The texture certainly depends on how fresh they are, which is hard to know when you purchase from a coffee shop. They have week long shelf life at room temp, 2 weeks refrigerated, and, who knows how the individual place stores them. But when you get them seemingly fresher, softer, they are great.
I'm always blown away by how much I like them when I get a fairly fresh batch. So dense. So hearty. With such an amazing sweetness that I can't explain. And I love the chew from the bits of apricot. I shouldn't love these, but, I do. ****.
Crumb Cakes
New York. |
The cake here was fairly boring, kinda plain sweet pound cake. That part I could do without.
Wild Blueberry. |
Next I tried the wild blueberry cake, made with tiny little wild blueberries, and the same crumb topping they use on the cinnamon crumb cake, rather than the decadent New York style. The berries were mixed in and scattered on top, and there was a generous brown sugar crumb layer as well.
The cake was moist and flavorful, and the berries gave little pops of flavor. Not tons, but, little bits. The topping was crispy and sweet, not as interesting as the big chunks in the New York style, but, still good.
Overall, this was good too. ***.
Raspberry Ripple Crumb Cake. (2018). |
Raspberry Ripple Crumb Cake. (2019). |
Cookies
"Our gourmet cookies are what made us famous. We proudly offer about 20 delicious varieties. Of course they are all hand-made and freshly baked using only the finest ingredients. Try them dipped in dark or white chocolate — wonderfully decadent!"
Given that they are the namesake, I obviously had to try a cookie, even though I'm not generally one for cookies. Ultimate Cookie makes a wide range, as you'd expect.
Russian Tea Cakes. |
"A buttery mound full of nuts and rolled in powdered sugar." -- Ultimate Cookie
I opted for the #6 best seller, a speciality cookie, the Russian Tea Cake.
These were ... pretty standard Russian tea cakes. The most notable aspect was the MORE than generous powered sugar coating. Seriously loaded up with it. Which is a good thing.
Inside was ground nuts, and I suspect butter, flour, and more sugar. Kinda crumbly, decent texture, but not exciting really. Average quality. ***.
Other
Pumpkin Cream Cheese Cupcake. |
Classic Crispy. |