Friday, October 13, 2017

Cosmos Creations

Update Review, October 2017

Several years ago, I tried several varieties of Cosmo's Creations, sorta like puffier popcorn (one of my favorite snack foods), and I enjoyed the unique, very munchable, form factor.  I intended to try more flavors, but, uh, seem to have forgotten about them.  Until now.
Peanut Butter.
"If there’s a hall of fame for flavors, crowd-pleasing peanut butter surely holds a place of honor. This irresistibly good recipe is a blend of sweet and savory, all-natural peanut butter atop a crunchy, corn puff. It’s a simple snack to satisfy your craving on the go. Packed with dreamy peanut butter flavor, we’ve baked up another bite-sized snack that is deliciously addictive."

This was an impulse buy.  Not a standard move for me, as I'm usually quite calculated in my purchases.  But I was at the grocery store with my mom, and saw that her local grocery store carried Cosmos Creations, and remembered really liking the fascinating form factor.  And then I saw they had a peanut butter flavor, and, well, into the shopping cart it went.  (They also had maple pecan, and I also almost grabbed that one ...)

I'm glad I went out on a limb and got these.  The form factor was the same as the other flavors I've tried, a bit strange, hard to wrap your head around, somewhere between popcorn and popped corn cereal, very light, very snackable.

And the peanut butter coating?  Yup, exactly what I was hoping for.  Nicely coated, good peanut butter flavor.  And shockingly?  I didn't feel the need to freeze these, which is saying something.

Original Review, April 2014

In my world, there are certainly not only three meals in a day, and snack foods are a particular weakness of mine.  I love to munch on things.  Even better if they are sweet things.  Even better if they are some form of popcorn.

I was delighted to discover Cosmos Creations, aka, "Heavenly Morsels of Baked Corn Creations".  Not popcorn exactly, because there are no kernels or hulls involved.  Instead they are made from cornmeal that is extruded and then baked, more like a corn puff.  Like any good snack food these days, they are also gluten-free, non GMO.  I'm still not sure why I should be happy to avoid kernels and hulls though, but their marketing certainly drives this point home.

Cosmos Creations come in both sweet and savory varieties.  I did not try the savory flavors, but I could imagine them being like cheese puffs.  I also wasn't able to try their original sweet flavor, caramel, but instead got to try the rest of the sweet product line.

The satisfied my munchy cravings, and I'd happily try out more varieties.
Salted Caramel.
I know they said that it wasn't popcorn, but I somehow still expected something more popcorn-like.  As you can see in the photo, the pieces were about the size of popcorn, and at a first glance almost look like popcorn, but ... they aren't.

Since they are a puff, they are lighter and not as crispy as popcorn.  I like the crunch of popcorn more.  I do see some appeal of not ever having unpopped kernels though.  But overall, the form factor wasn't great.

But my real problem was the flavor.  Caramel can often have a bitter taste, in a good way, but this was a bit bitter in a bad way.  I didn't really taste salt, which should be a distinguishing feature of a salted caramel flavor.

Other samplers said, "these are like cereal, but better!"  Others said they couldn't quite decide if they liked them, but they had to keep eating them because they were so "intriguing".  We were interested enough to try another flavor, but wouldn't purchase this flavor again.
Cinnamon Crunch.
Next, I tried the cinnamon crunch.  I expected the pieces to just be coated in cinnamon, perhaps cinnamon and sugar, but instead they were covered in cinnamon caramel.  Much better.  The pieces were very, very, well coated, resulting in an incredibly crunchy exterior.  They seriously met my munchy desires.

The cinnamon caramel was sweet, but the cinnamon flavor was quite intense, so they were more spicy than sweet.  Really quite good.

I gladly shared the Salted Caramel flavor with others, but these I kept all for myself.  I intended to save a few to try with coffee, which I think would have been fabulous.  Black coffee paired with cinnamon and sweets?  Yes!  But ... alas, the bag was gone before I knew it.  I also intended to save a few to heat up in the toaster oven, because they actually recommend this on their web site.  But ... alas, I devoured my bag in record time.  Whoops.

I'd certainly eat these again.

Monday, October 09, 2017


Update Review, 2018 Visit

 Hot Caramel Sundae.
"A caramel sundae that combines cool and creamy vanilla soft serve with warm, rich, buttery caramel."

I've somehow never had a caramel sundae from McDonald's before, which is surprising, given that I do really enjoy their soft serve, and I generally opt for caramel over chocolate in other areas of life.  I also seem to have forgotten that I did have the caramel in the random mistake McFlurry (Rolo McFlurry - Rolos + Oreos) that wound up on my doorstep via delivery once .  So I recently mixed it up when I visited McDonald's, and went for caramel rather than hot fudge, particularly when a friend told me this sundae was her favorite comfort food.

I ... should have stuck with the classic!  I greatly prefer the hot fudge sundae.

The soft serve is still great of course, creamy, classic vanilla McDonald's soft serve, that somehow manages to melt perfectly.

But the caramel? Eh.  Too sweet.  Not very buttery.  I liked that it was hot, I liked how thick it was, and the slight pull to it, but, with the sweet vanilla ice cream, there was just nothing to balance it.  Turns out, the fudge works better, particularly with the peanuts.

Next time, back to hot fudge.

(Ok, really, what I want is the ability to make a real sundae.  Hot fudge AND caramel AND nuts AND whipped cream (from the McCafe drinks).  McDonald's has greatly expanded in the customization options lately, but alas, custom desserts are not on their radar yet it seems.  #priorities)

Update Review, October 2016

This is a tale of an unexpected order.
Not a Rolo McFlurry.
McDonald's had 3 McFlurries on the menu: Oreo and M&M (which are the regular offerings) and a limited addition Rolo McFlurry.

The Oreo and M&M McFlurry both are simple: vanilla ice cream base with candy blended in.  The Rolo one however is more complex.  It doesn't actually blend in chopped Rolos.  Instead, it blends in caramel sauce and chopped Rolo shells (the chocolate part only).  I imagine this is because the regular Rolos caramel doesn't deal well with freezing?

I wasn't necessarily excited about the Rolos, but, the caramel sounded great, so I opted for that one, really, just for the caramel.

At least, that is what I ordered.

What I received was something else ... entirely.
"Rolo McFlurry", Snack Size. $2.69. Top View.
"Dig into spoonful after spoonful of vanilla soft serve packed with ribbons of caramel and chunks of creamy, milk chocolate."

I was confused when I got my McFlurry.  There was tons of visible caramel on top.  That was surprising, as I thought the caramel was supposed to be blended in.  I assumed it was just "bonus" caramel, and pressed on.

And then I got more confused.  There was some of the expected chopped chocolate shells on top, but once I got into the blended part, there was ... Oreo.  Lots of Oreo.  And no caramel.  And no Rolos shells.

Uh, what?

It was like the person making it realized they made an Oreo McFlurry by accident, and "fixed" it by dumping the other toppings on top.
"Rolo McFlurry", Snack Size. $2.69. Side View.
"NEW Chocolately, caramel-y, awesomeness."

The side view isn't much clearer, and I was so confused I didn't take a good photo of just the layer beneath the caramel, but, there is no doubt, it was an Oreo McFlurry.

Which makes this review a bit odd, as I'm no longer reviewing a real product.

The ice cream was actually quite good.  Creamy, standard McDonald's soft serve (the new, fewer chemicals recipe!).  It melted nicely.

The caramel was thick and sweet, and actually kinda nice to have on top, it made it more like a sundae.  I still prefer McDonald's hot fudge though.

The chopped Rolos shells on top I didn't really care for actually, they were just mediocre milk chocolate, not particularly good.

The Oreo McFlurry ... that was actually good too.  I think I liked it more than I would have liked the Rolos one, to be honest.  It was loaded with plentiful bits of Oreo, and was well blended.  I'm not a big Oreo or cookies and cream fan in general, but, this was very good for what it was.

I wish McDonald's would bring back the Butterfinger one, or Reece's, those are my favorites ...

Original Review, March 2016

Somehow, I haven't ever published my review of regular old McDonald's. Sure, I've reviewed the slew of ridiculously sweet beverages from McCafe, and the decent holiday McFlurry, but somehow, I haven't ever told you what I think of McDonald's staples, aka, burgers and fries!

I ate my share of McDonald's growing up, but it certainly wasn't a regular thing. Mostly my memories are of birthday parties held in the placespace at the McDonald's, where they served that crazy orange drink. I remember collecting the toys from Happy Meals. But, I don't think I was ever a really huge McDonald's fan.

Then, in high school, I played field hockey. Our bus often stopped at McDonald's on the way home from away games. I recall really loving the fries then, when dipped in sweet and sour, bbq, and honey (yes, usually all three, often combined). I also liked the sundaes.

And then I didn't really go to McDonald's again for years. Even when on road trips (or, driving to and from college), I always just went to Dunkin' Donuts and got a muffin, no matter what time of day.

So now, McDonald's is a novelty to me. It is a place I go very rarely, and usually only when travelling (which, is even more fun when out of the country, because foreign McDonald's have some really unique menu items! Stay tuned!). Even then, it is never on the top of my list, but Ojan does sometimes get a craving for chicken McNuggets or a Big Mac, and thus, I go too, hoping to again enjoy it as much as I used to, but never succeeding.
 Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
"A quarter pound of 100% pure beef simply seasoned with a pinch of salt and pepper, two slices of melty cheese, slivered onions and tangy pickles all on a sesame seed bun. "

To ensure I got a fresh burger, I ordered mine with extra pickles (and, because I love pickles!) and only one slice of cheese (for some reason, two seemed like too much).

I was really surprised with my first bite.  The beef was … seasoned.  It had some pepper and salt, just as described.  Sure, it was a thin patty, with no actual beefy flavor and a mealy texture, more akin to cardboard than beef but, someone did season the thing.  Points for that.

The patty, as always, was very well done, as in, cooked through.  Even though a quarter pound, it was quite thin.

The onions were sharp and there were too many, but they combined well with the mustard.  I did really like the mustard and onion flavors.

My extra pickles translated into two pickles … is normal just one?  I liked my pickles, and wanted more.

The cheese was nicely melted but pretty standard fake american cheese.

The bun was a little soggy, boring, and about as generic as could be.

This was a quinesential generic McDonald’s burger, pretty much exactly as I remembered.  I have no desire to have another.
10 Piece Chicken McNuggets. $4.59. Small French Fries. $1.39.
"Our tender, juicy, Chicken McNuggets are made with USDA-inspected white meat. They're tempura battered and cooked to golden perfection."

The nuggets were Ojan's, but of course I had one, mostly out of curiosity.  I don't like chicken, and I did not ever get nuggets as a kid, but Ojan was so excited by these, I had to try.  They had a great crispy breading, but the chicken was soo fake and ground up and just strange to me.  Meh.

"Golden on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside. Made with quality potatoes and cooked in our Canola oil blend for zero grams of trans fat per serving."

Who doesn't love McDonald's fries?  (Or, at least, who didn't at some point in their lives?)

The fries were thin and crispy.  I didn't love them, nor hate them.  They were just ... fries, very fried, and clearly not fresh.  These have definitely lost their magic on me.

But you know I'm a sauce girl, so, what about those sauces?

The sweet and sour sauce always looks so horrible.  It is goopy.  Thick.  Nasty looking really.  But I still really like the taste, as unsightly as it is, and it is my preferred McDonald's dipping sauce for my fries.

The bbq looks a little better, but is always my second choice.  Really, the best is mostly sweet and sour, with a touch of bbq.  I dip first in the sweet and sour, and then do a quick dunk in the bbq afterwards.  My magic combo.  I've done it for as long as I can remember.

I enjoyed some fries, with my sauces, but I can't say I have any craving or desire to have them again.

A few months later, we went back to McDonald's, another time when traveling.  I again noted that the bbq sauce was only ok, but I loved the sweet and sour.  I found the fries flavorless and again not what I remembered.
Big Mac.
"A double layer of sear-sizzled 100% pure beef mingled with special sauce on a sesame seed bun and topped with melty American cheese, crisp lettuce, minced onions and tangy pickles"

If I thought the patty in the quarter pounder was thin, that was nothing compared to the Big Mac. Seriously, seriously thin patties. They were completely flavorless.

The lettuce is just standard shredded iceberg, but it really has its place on the big mac. But of course, the best thing going for it is the Big Mac sauce. Creamy, mayo-y, delicious.

I don’t particularly want another one, but for what it is, it was good.

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Hot Fudge Sundae with Nuts

"Reduced fat soft serve vanilla ice cream, smothered in chocolatey fudge sauce."

I love soft serve ice cream, and I don't get it often, as silly froyo has taken over.  Also, I kinda think soft serve ice cream just isn't as much of a thing on the West Coast, even before the whole froyo invasion?

Anyway, not that McDonald's is where I'd go for great ice cream, I wanted soft serve, and I know theirs is decent.  And it was.  It was perfectly creamy, although it didn't have much flavor to it.  The fudge was hot, thick, and pretty tasty.  I liked the crunch from the peanuts, but they were just generic peanuts.

Was this an awesome sundae?  Of course not.  But it hit the spot.