Wednesday, June 16, 2021

La Fromagerie

La Fromagerie is a neighborhood cheese shop, wine merchant, and cafe, that I've been aware of for a while, but had only visited for pastries before (which, by the way, are fantastic, as they source from Neighbor Bakehouse).  This time I went out for lunch, to get takeout, due to the Shelter In Place.

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Setting

They have 3 locations, one quite close to my house that I have visited before in the morning, one in the Dogpatch, and one in the Financial District.

This visit was during the SF Shelter in Place, where the closer location was closed, so I visited the FiDi location for the first time.

Like the other locations, it is part retail cheese shop/wine store, and part cafe/deli.
Cheese Counter.
The establishment is called "La Fromagerie" after all, so of course they have a nice cheese selection.
Pantry.
And plenty of snacks to create a nice cheese board (cookies, higher end crackers, dried fruits and nuts, etc).
Wine!
And of course, what goes with cheese?  Wine!
"Kitchen."
The food is prepared in the open on the side, in a small kitchen, which is all that is needed for the small menu of salads and sandwiches.
Not Seating.
Normally, this table provides a dine-in experience for those who want to stick around, and there are tables on the sidewalk, but, alas, during Shelter In Place, it was takeout only.

The upside down bar stools were a nice touch.

Food

La Fromagerie is open for breakfast, lunch, and Happy Hour.  Breakfast is pretty simple with just a couple croissant breakfast sandwiches, oatmeal, granola, and aforementioned pastries from Neighbor Bakehouse.  Happy Hour is an equally simple affair, as you might have guessed, mostly just cheese platters (or charcuterie), and wine. They also do catering.
Lunch Menu.
The lunch menu is also not extensive: a handful of sandwiches, salads, and grilled cheese of the day (it changes daily).  No soups, no starters, just, the basics.
La Mancha (dressing on the side). $13.49.
"Kale salad, local smoked duck breast, Manchego (sheep's milk cheese from Spain), dried figs & fresh pear, toasted pumpkin seeds, apple cider & honey vinaigrette."

I got ... a salad.  Yup, a salad.  A fairly nicely crafted, but not exactly mind-blowing *sounding* salad.  Yet nearly every review I read of La Fromagerie is full of accolades for *this* salad.  I wondered how good it could be, but I have been on a smoked duck breast kick, so, I finally decided to try it out.

Normally it comes mixed, but I asked for the dressing on the side (in case I didn't like it), and, so I could save half, knowing it was quite large.

Well, I understand why everyone raves about this salad.  It was definitely one of the best salads I've ever had.  Seriously.  It was expertly crafted, every ingredient coming together to create something so much better than the individual components.

Fresh, juicy chunks of pear.  Chewy dried figs.  Crunchy pumpkin seeds.  Salty manchego.  Lovely tender smoked duck breast.  A solid, generous base of crisp kale.  And the most addicting apple cider & honey vinaigrette ever.  Salad perfection.  Simply put.

Any of these ingredients alone would be pretty boring, and not really my thing to be honest.  Pears, sure, they are fine, but not something I seek out.  Dried figs might be better than raisins or dried cranberries, but again, not what I seek out (fresh figs on the other hand ...).   And I never opt for vinaigrette style dressings (I had my own creamy aioli based dressing with me to use instead actually! Always prepared!).  But wow, when combined, it all just worked.

I loved this salad, lauded it, and truly enjoyed it.  The portion was massive, hard to tell in this photo, but the container was quite deep, and entirely full, ingredients all provided in quantity.  Easily two meals.

I'd get this again, clearly.
Side Salad. $3.99.
My next visit, I ordered the "side salad", to go along with food I had at home.  I was shocked when I picked up my order.

The menu simply said "side salad", but this turned out to be a mini version of the La Mancha salad I had loved so much (just without the duck).   To say I was thrilled was an understatement, given that I had declared that salad one of the best I'd ever had.

It was the same ingredients as before: fresh torn chunks of curly kale, pieces of manchego, sliced dried figs, diced pears, and a scattering of pumpkin seeds.  All the elements of crunch, sweetness, juiciness, etc that I had loved before, just, without the duck.  Same addicting dressing too.  The pears in particular were standout, sooo juicy and fresh.

I really enjoyed my pleasant surprise of a side salad.

I remarked at the incredible value and size of salad when I got the full size salad, and I felt the same way about this one - amazing value, this "side salad" was as big as some regular starter or even main salads other places.  Absolutely worth the $3.99, and then some.

****.
Side Salad. $3.99.
Update: I have gotten this *many* more times since discovering the joy of this <$4 side salad.  I mean, really!  It is ridiculously consistent - large pile of kale, chunks of pear (sometimes apple), chopped dried figs, scattering of pumpkin seeds, chards of cheese (that I now order on the side, just in case I want to use them for other purpose), tasty dressing.

Always a reliable winner. ****.
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Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Hotto Doggu, Montreal

There never was a story of more woe, than that of Blogger, eating my review ...

Sigh.

Several years ago, I spent a few days in Montreal for work, and had quite an epic eat-fest, at least in terms of junk food, as you may recall from my reviews of some seriously fancy soft serve at Chocolats Favoris and La Diperie, and learning all about Queues de Castor, er, BeaverTails.

I also sought out dinner one night, at Hotto Doggu, a Japanese style hot dog establishment.  The place was *perfect* for me, even though it sounded too trendy for its own good.  Yes, technically they do have hot dogs, but none are anything like what you are used to, the proteins, the toppings, and even the buns in some cases are replaced by, uh, ramen.  And yes, they have fries, but, um, they are treated as if they are okinomiyaki.  Toppings galore.

I actually had a fantastic meal, and wrote it all up, but alas, Blogger somehow, um, ate my review.

So here you have it.  Pictures only.

But trust me, that fried tempura shrimp hot dog, with krab salad and teriyaki sauce on top, with spiral okinomiyaki fries ... zomg, it was a memorable meal.
Front Counter.

Snack Items for Sale.

Drinks.
English Menu.

Window Counter Seating.

Ebi doggu with Okinomiyaki Fries. Extra spicy mayo.
"Shrimp tempura, cucumber, crab stick, red onion, teriyaki sauce."

Ebi close up.

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Monday, June 14, 2021

Sajj Mediteranean

Mediterranean food.  Not ... really my thing.  The flavor profiles, common ingredients, etc, just aren't ones that I gravitate towards.

Yet, I gravitate towards SAJJ, a mediterranean chain around the Bay Area.  SAJJ builds their model around customizable standard Mediterranean fare: pitas, wraps, salad bowls, rice bowls, and freekeh bowls, all topped with your choice of protein (falafel, shawarma, kabob, etc), with spreads like hummus and tzatziki, and all sorts of toppings.  All fresh, customizable, etc, etc, but ... totally not for me.

But I go there, fairly often. Because they have some serious gems hiding on the menu.
Sides & Dessert.
I didn't order a traditional meal, but I did opt to try several sides, dips, and of course, dessert.  I enjoyed everything I tried, and gladly return whenever the craving strikes.

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Setting

The Sajj location I visited is on 2nd Street in San Francisco, just a few blocks from South Park, open only for lunch, only Mon-Fri, so it took me a while to carve off a time when I could visit.
Entrance.
The entrance is small, just any other door front on the street.  No sidewalk seating.
Assembly Line.
The ordering style is assembly line, really just like Chipotle as everyone says.  You work your way down the line to the register.
Station 1: Base, hot items, spreads.
Pick your base to start, then the same staff member does your hot protein/veggies of choice (from steam tray, chicken or steak shawarma, pomegranate chicken, falafel, garbanzo beans, cooked cauliflower or eggplant), and hands you down for spreads and cold toppings.  Spreads include hummus, garlic spread, and tzatziki.
Station 2: Fresh veggies, pickles, sauces.
Fresh veggies come next (greens, onions, etc), then pickled things, extras (feta, avocado), and finally, sauces (tahini, spicy tahini, balsamic).
Register / Drinks / Dessert.
Your main dish winds up down at the register, where you can add on a beverage or dessert.
Online Orders.
Unless of course you order online, which a LOT of people seem to do.  The rack was loaded up!

Sajj partners with nearly every order ahead / pickup / delivery service in town (seriously, they are on every platform!), so this isn't a surprise.   For the lunchtime crowd, quick pickup can be key.
Condiment Station.
Everything is served on disposables, even if you dine in, with plastic cutlery, napkins, and a water station available to help yourself to.

Additional toppings are available to complete your meal (hot sauce, cilantro chutney, ketchup), along with sumac shakers, salt, and pepper.
Seating.
There is some seating, counter style (clearly targeting the solo diner), and a few tables, but most people grabbed their food and went right out the door.  I did as well, and went to sit in South Park to enjoy.

Cuisine

The menu at Sajj is formed around picking your style: sandwich or bowl.  Sandwiches are either served in pita or as a wrap, and bowls come with a rice or salad base.  To these you add your choice of hot protein (or, proteins, if you go for their signature "shawafel" with both shawarma and falafel), a spread, toppings (hot, cold, pickled veggies), and finally, sauces.

But I didn't actually order any of the main dishes.  I was there for ... the sides and dessert.  Because, well, sandwiches and rice aren't my thing, nor are any of the proteins (chicken, beef, beans? meh!), but the sides called out.  Sure, you could get a side of falafel, or pita bread, or lentil soup, which I wasn't interested in, but the others?  Fries! Pita chips & dips!  

And dessert?  They had cookies, and baklava, as you may expect, but also a signature dessert.  Which, to be honest, is why I was there, really.  You know me.  Sajj offers up two types of packaged cookies (from Sweet Street, if you are familiar with that distributor), baklava (not sure if house made?), and their signature item: dessert hummus and chips.  Oh yes.

I enjoyed everything I tried.

Sides

For sides, you can get any of the proteins (steak, chicken, falafel, etc), lentil soup (often complimentary), and some carby options: pita, fries, and pita chips.  They also have a slew of dips to enjoy said carbs with.  I've tried all but the proteins.
Pita Bread. $1.25. (Feb 2021).
"Warm & soft to compliment any meal."

In February 2021, I was going through a carb phase.  I have no idea what inspired it, but I wanted carbs, and in particular breads, all the time.  And thus, I finally tried the pita bread at Sajj, something I had never even considered before, as, well, I don't usually fill up on bread (that's how I saw it, just taking up valuable stomach space that could go tastier things!).

This was good pita.  Very soft, and as described, quite fluffy.  Very "puffy" style.  Simple white bread base, fresh.  No complaints.

Just pita, but, good pita.

***+.

Update: I've since gotten it several times, and, well, freshness seems to vary quite a bit.  Sometimes it is soft, fluffy, fresh, and quite delicious.  Other times though ... I really don't find it good at all, it is harder, kinda tastes old ... 

I like it with Mediterranean dips/spreads, I like making pita pockets with tuna or krab salad, I think it even works great for pb&j.  And toasted with butter and cinnamon/sugar or jam or pb in the morning ... glory!  Just pita, yes, really, but seriously, good fluffy white pita.

Side: Pita Chips (with spread on side). $2.
"Goes well with a side of spread."

You could get nice fresh pita bread, a healthier carb, to go with your meal, or ... as I did, go for the fried version: pita chips.  Made in house.

The pita chips come served in a little bag (like, it seems, most things).  They are super fried, very crispy, extremely oily, and nicely spiced.  I liked them, but they are definitely not a light item.  I had read reviews where people complained about the oily/fried nature, but, yeah, they really truly are quite oily.  But good.

And definitely you want to dip them in stuff.

Pita chips are served with your choice of spread: hummus, tzatziki, or "garlic", all of which are available complimentary on bowls/salads/wraps as well.
Pita Chips: Close Up.
I get these often, and I always like them, although the heavy fried nature makes it hard to eat more than a few at a time without feeling fairly gross.  The herb coating really does add a lot to them.

This time, the pita chips came in two styles - some were a single, thinner layer, and were very crisp.  Others, were a double layer, likely pieces from the sides where the seam was, and they were puffier.  I liked those considerably more, as the super crisp ones sometimes do actually kinda cut my mouth.

I'll continue to regularly order these.
Pita Chips & Garlic Spread. $2.40. (Jan 2021).
One day, craving a snack while in the area, I remembered the pita chips at Sajj.  As always, I had my choice of dip (hummus, tzatziki, or garlic spread), but it was really no question, of course I wanted the garlic spread.

I was pleased my snack.
Pita Chips.
The pita chips were, as always, super oily, fried, but quite tasty, well seasoned.

I do like these quite a bit, great to dip in the garlic dip, or yogurt dips, really, in many things.

***+.

Update: I've gotten them several more times, and feel the same way every time.  Yup, so greasy, but, so well seasoned, so flavorful, and so ridiculously good with their garlic spread ...
Garlic Spread / Tzatziki / Cilantro Chutney / Hot Sauce.
The first time I visited, I didn't get hummus as I generally dislike it, but I opted for a side of the tzatziki and the garlic spread, and, pre-Covid, also made my own containers of the self-serve chutney and hot sauce.

"Freshly made cold meze."

The tzatziki was fairly standard tzatziki, made with labneh and sour cream, garlic, cucumber, mint.  It was ... fine.  Tart.  Good match for pita chips if you are into that sort of thing.
Garlic Spread. (2020).
 "Take off all your cloves."

The garlic spread I was really curious about.  I know people love it, but I had no idea what it was really.  It turns out to be ... a creamy, vegan spread.  With ... mashed potato as the base.  You'd never know it was mashed potato if you didn't ask though.  It has a thick consistency, a bit odd to dip things into, but very very tasty, and quite garlic-forward.  Good with the pita chips, I think best suited for inside wraps or on bowls.
Garlic Spread. (2021).
"Take off all your cloves."

The garlic spread was *really* oily this time, but it was still quite delicious.  The garlic was crazy strong.

I found the ingredients for this listed online now (Sajj has enough locations they need to post these things!), and learned that besides the obvious garlic, oil, and potato I knew were in it, it has just a touch of lemon and salt, nothing else (olive oil and soy oil are both used in it though).

This stuff is addicting, great with the pita chips.

****.
Hummus.
"Humm-us where the heart is."

My next visit I decided to branch out and try something different.  If the chocolate hummus is soooo good, the regular hummus has promise right?

Well, eh.

It is still hummus.  Not really my thing, although it had a nice amount of garlic in it.  But very, um, chickpea flavored?   I don't like it as a dip, but, warmed up, with falafel, or mixed with other Mediteranean dips, its ok.

But for the pita chips? Back to the garlic spread I go.

**+.
Cilantro Chutney.
"The green one."

And finally, cilantro chutney.  Cilantro, garlic, mint, olive oil, etc.  Very herby.  It too had some kick, from jalapeño that I didn't know to expect.

It was fine.
Hot Sauce.
The hot sauce was just ... hot sauce.  Very spicy.

Side: Fries. $2.50.
"Renowned for hitting the spot."

Speaking of fried side dishes ... next up, actual fries!

These are, as far as I can tell, the only item that Sajj makes to order (and maybe that is just because I as the first to order them?)  The pita chips, the falafel, etc, had all been fried in advance, and everything else was in steam trays.  So, they took a while, but I greatly appreciated getting literally fried to order fries!

They too came served in a bag, which made sense for the pita chips, but much less sense for the fries.  Fairly annoying to eat from.  I wanted somewhere to be able to put some ketchup ...
Fries: Close Up.
Anyway, the fries were quite good.

A fascinating style, kinda battered and seasoned.  Crispy, but fluffy inside.  Very good.

I did however really want a dipping sauce.  They don't come with anything, although packets of Heinz ketchup are available in the condiment station.  I tried that, but, it was boring, and didn't really do them justice.  I used the dips from my pita chips too, but none of those worked.  I definitely would recommend bringing some aioli or other sauce with you for these!

Overall though, good fries, good price for a freshly fried quality item, and although they come in only one size, I found they reheated fine in the toaster oven later that night for round two (with appropriate dipping sauces, of course).
Lentil Soup. $2.50.
"Rich, hearty, & served hot."

The lentil soup is on the menu at a slightly price $2.50 for a small cup, but Sajj often includes it for free in your order, as they did this day.

Given that I don't care for lentils, I'd never order this myself, but it was interesting to try.  What surprised me is that rather than having whole lentils, chunks of lentil, it was actually a thin soup, and very nicely spiced, sorta like a split pea soup.

It wasn't bad actually, but it isn't really the sort of thing I go for.  It was great to dunk pita chips into as well.

Desserts

Moving on to ... dessert!  Of course I wanted dessert.

Sajj offers only a few desserts, but the selection is extremely well curated.  Two kinds of cookies, not made in house, but, actually, one is my favorite cookies out there - Sweet Street Salted Caramel Manifesto cookies!  Seriously, I adore these, and the price at Sajj rivals that at the fancy market that carries them nearby.  Stay tuned for that review.  They also offer the chocolate chunk version.

The dessert lineup also includes baklava, because, um, Meditereanean restaurant, I guess it is obligatory, and their own creation: chocolate hummus with cinnamon pita chips.  I'm rather addicted to the later.
Dessert: Chocolate Hummus & Cinnamon Chips. $3.

I may not like hummus, but this sounded fascinating.  Chocolate hummus?  The $3 price tag for a full bag of chips and a big container of hummus was great.
Cinnamon Chips.
The cinnamon chips came ... in a bag.  Of course.  These are also made in house.

I am not sure what the base is for these actually, it is not the same as the pita chips.  They were much lighter and thinner than the pita chips.  I think it might be their flatbread used for wraps?

They were crispy, good, and absolutely loaded in cinnamon and sugar.  I liked them more than the pita chips.

A very tasty snack, just on their own (but you can't buy just them).  Because, they come as the vessel to eat your chocolate hummus of course.
Chocolate Hummus.
Yes, chocolate hummus.

Now, I hate hummus.  I just dislike chickpea taste so much, that no matter what you mix into hummus, I just don't care for it.  Or, so I thought.  It turns out, mixing in tahini, cocoa powder, maple syrup, chocolate hazelnut spread, and vanilla is all it takes to make me like hummus!

This was really quite fascinating.  The texture was quite thick, well, a bit like traditional hummus, but more creamy.  No ingredient was one you could really detect.  It was sweet, but not too sweet.  I didn't taste maple syrup, but there was a sweetness to it.  I didn't taste tahini or chickpea distinctly, but, there was an underlying slightly savory nutty quality to it.  It was chocolatey, but not intense chocolate.  It was really just like a thick, rich, creamy chocolate pudding.

So, pudding with some protein?  I'm in.  I enjoyed it, and think it would be great to dunk strawberries into, or even just eat with a spoon and whipped cream.

The cinnamon sugar chips I liked too, but I'm not one for cinnamon and chocolate together, so I wanted to dunk them in other things.

And if you are wondering, the 6 ounce container has 240 calories, which, if you compare to actually having a bowl of pudding, is clearly a nice choice!  I'll definitely get this again.
Strawberry / Chocolate Hummus / Whipped Cream.
Of course I got it again!  It turns out, I got kinda addicted to this stuff.

This time, I took my own advice, and tried pairing it with other things.  I still really enjoyed it even by the spoonful with a little whipped cream, but I also tried my strawberries idea, and found it *really* fun to bite the end off my strawberry, dunk it in the chocolate hummus, and then top with whipped cream.  I had visions of some sprinkles or coconut flakes on the side to then roll it in, but I never made it to that step.  Yet.

I really enjoyed this healthy snack, more than most any other healthy thing I've had in ages.
Chocolate Hummus and Chips. $3. (June 2020)
I returned a random day in June, just to get this.  It was during the COVID days, and I was working from home full time, and often found it necessary to add protein in throughout my day, as I'm often too lazy to cook the proteins I really like (e.g. seafood).  So, adding some protein through my dessert and snacks sounded like a great idea :).

The chocolate hummus was again surprisingly *not* hummus-y, but it is really rich, and really thick, and I didn't actually like it that much with the cinnamon sugar pita chips (they are too good to mask with it!).  But topped with whipped cream, or folding some in to make it more like a mousse!, works well, and just eating like pudding.  Bonus points for adding cocoa nibs.  And I do still like it on a strawberry, with whip, and nibs too.

Now, the chips.  This batch was great!!!

They were not oily, they were perfectly fried, and totally coated in cinnamon and sugar.

I could devour this bag in a heartbeat.  I really wish I could buy *just* the chips.

The chip portion was far, far too small for the amount of hummus (and I don't like them with the hummus anyway).  But totally delicious just to eat, and I think they'd go great with whipped cream, ice cream, etc.

I'll continue to get these items whenever I can.
Chocolate Hummus & Cinnamon Chips. $3. (Jan 2021).
One day, I was seriously craving chocolate hummus.  I am not sure what brought on this ridiculous craving, but, it was quite strong, and I had no choice but to head to Sajj to pick up an order, stat.

As always, the chocolate hummus came with a bag of pita chips, which should have been the sweet cinnamon ones.  I was quite surprised when I took one without looking too closely, dipped it into my glorious savory-sweet chocolate hummus and tasted ... garlic and spices?!  Alas, I was given the pita chips normally served with your choice of savory dip (garlic, hummus, or tzatziki).  Those savory, garlicy pita chips are totally delicious, but, um, NOT with chocolate hummus.  Doh.

I didn't open my order until I was home, so I wasn't able to get the proper pita chips.  I used pretzels and plantain chips at home, both of which worked, but I really wished I had strawberries, or even fresh banana.  Oh, and of course I added whipped cream.  Seriously, love this stuff.

Update: I got it again, and this time was prepared: strawberries, raspberries, whipped cream, and chocolate sprinkles.  Perfect, perfect.

Update #2: Ok, I'm addicted.  Surprise pairing?  Great with matzah! And whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles of course.
Walnut Baklava. $2.60.
"A mediterranean treat, walnut flavored."

I do not think Sajj makes their own baklava (in fact, I think it comes from Shatila bakery), but it does come in their own custom packaging.  They offer only one kind, walnut, the more common variety in Greek cuisine rather than pistachio as found in Turkish baklava.  It came in a square form, rather than more customary triangle.  Well, they call it "walnut" but it contains basically, um, all the nuts?  Almonds, cashews, pistachios ... dreaded pinenuts ... and yes, walnuts.

I had to laugh a little when I saw the label proclaimed this 2 servings, yet was a single piece of baklava.  Sure, it might be slightly bigger than a standard piece of baklava, but it certainly wasn't twice as large, and, um, it wasn't cut into too.  Really, who would cut this down? 

Anyway.

It was ... ok.  Layers of sorta flaky filo, but it seemed a bit dried out, not really fresh.  Some sweetness, not sticky sweet though, and it did taste of rose water.  The nuts were all ground together, in a single layer in the middle, and no nut was dominant.  I wouldn't have deemed this "walnut baklava" from tasting it.

Overall, just, kinda, ok?  I prefer Sinbad's, the kinda standard mass produced foodservice brand around here.

**+.
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Sunday, June 13, 2021

The Golden Duck Co

SnacksChips.  Some of my favorite things, as, well, I'm a bit of a snack-o-holic, a condition that developed late in my adulthood (really, I wasn't snacker growing up, nor in college, nor grad school ... I'm really not sure when it happened), and has gotten more extreme during 15 months of pandemic living at home.  I mean, what else is there to do but eat interesting snacks?

Particularly when the snacks come from aboard, bringing a glimpse into my past life of frequent traveling.  I visited Singapore twice, the last time right as the pandemic was breaking out, and absolutely adored it.  The cleanliness, the ridiculously hot weather, and, the food.  Oh the food.  Singapore is such an ultimate foodie city, for all budgets.  I adored it.  And yet, I didn't really write reviews for any of the glorious treats I had there.  I actually was doing an experiment, made a conscious decision NOT to take photos, not to take notes, not to blog, and just really, truly, enjoy my experience there.

It was Singapore that I really developed a love for salted egg yolk products, although I'd had them before in Sydney (like the salted egg yolk pork floss bun at Begong Black).  But salted egg was practically everywhere in Singapore, on chips, fries, or fish skins as the common bar snack of choice, or on popcorn (like Pop-Smile sweet egg yolk popcorn although that is from Taiwan).   But it is on potato chips that I most love it, particularly when spicy (like the glorious Shi Le Po spicy salted egg potato chips I reviewed before).

Which leads me to another salted egg product manufacturer: The Golden Duck.
"Asia's best flavours : packed, sealed, delivered."
Now this is a motto I can get behind, particularly as, well, they did indeed deliver to me, in New Hampshire of all places, while I was sadly not traveling due to the pandemic.

The Golden Duck is based in Singapore, and only sells salted egg products: fish skins, seaweed tempura, or chips.

Seaweed Tempura

The product line I was most excited for: seaweed tempura.  I like seaweed, I like tempura, and this sounded about 1000x better than a potato chip.  Seaweed tempura chips are available in several varieties, I tried two.
Single Serve Bag.
"Dangerously Addictive Seaweed Snacks."

Um, yeah.  "Dangerously addictive" does not even begin to describe these.  This single serve bag is barely a single serve.  You can scarf this down in ... 5 seconds.  Literally.  It took all I could to do not to devour the bag in under a minute, lick it clean, and grab another.

To be fair though, these bags really aren't very full ...

While I loved the sound of the Chilli Crab version, I couldn't resist starting classic with salted egg.
 Singapore Salted Egg Crab Seaweed Tempura
"The pleasing graininess of our famous salted-egg yolks balances perfectly with  light, tempura-battered roasted seaweed, created and prepared with all the magic of our kitchens.

This journey is an ocean of flavours – the sweetness of real crab (yes, real crab meat), slightly smoky seaweed, and the rich umami of a salted Egg finish. Mmm.."

So what do you get when you coat seaweed in tempura batter made with salted egg yolk and crabmeat (yes, real crab meat), add in curry leaves and dried chilli, and fry it?  DELICIOUSNESS.

Seriously, ZOMG SO GOOD.  It is hard to calm down enough to write this review.

The manufacturer says they have the following "flavor notes":
  • Rich and creamy - an umami bomb
  • Underlying notes of the sea
  • Roasted seaweed
  • A hint of spice
The pieces were so, so crispy.  Greasy, so greasy, but in all the right ways.  The crunch factor, the "this is horrible for me factor", both sky high.  Flavor through the roof.  Yes, umami bombs, as promised.  Yes, "underlying notes of the sea" from the seaweed.

I also loved the assortment of (all large) pieces, some folded over for even more goodness.

<3.  Just a pure delight to eat.  No more needs to be said.  Incredible.  

****.
Singapore Chili Crab Seaweed Tempura.
"Chilli Crab on Seaweed Tempura Crisps."

"It’s all a question of balance – between the sweetness of crab meat, the warm spiciness of the chilli and the smokiness of roast seaweed. 

Crunch through the crisp tempura coating and an incredible mix of flavour explodes on your tongue."

Next up, the chili crab version.  Here the manufacturer promises:
  • Sweet, salty, mildly spicy - like a girl you once knew
  • Underlying notes of the sea - real crab meat!
  • Roasted seaweed
  • Mellow tomato base notes
I thought that I would adore these, but, it turned out, they had too much "funk" for me.  Or something.  Maybe I didn't like the tomato base?  There was just something actually off putting in the aftertaste in particular that didn't do it for me.  I never found myself wanting a handful.

I used them crushed up on top of salads for a little seasoning/crunch, and they worked fine like that, but I wouldn't get again.

**+.

Potato Chips

"How do you get to potato chip heaven?

Start with real ingredients, naturally. We use salted-egg yolks cured to the hue of a golden sunset. We then systematically slice each potato to get the perfect ridged cut - the rhythmic rise and fall of every groove holding on to the richest bits of the taste you love.

Each crunch is a satisfying explosion of flavours - the graininess of real salted eggs, a hint of curry leaves, and a dab of spice. Truly divine."

If seaweed isn't your thing, you can go for the less "scary" potato chip option.  

Salted Egg Yolk Potato Ridges.
"We use salted-egg yolks cured to the hue of a golden sunset. We then systematically slice each potato to get the perfect ridged cut - the rhythmic rise and fall of every groove holding on to the richest bits of the taste you love.

Each crunch is a satisfying explosion of flavours - the graininess of real salted eggs, a hint of curry leaves and a dab of spice."

The chips certainly didn't really look like your average potato chip however.  I'm sure they still a bit intimidating to some.  Good sized chips, nice ridges, and very well coated in seasoning.  Not too greasy. Little bits of curry leaves found mixed throughout.

The manufacturer promised the following "flavor notes":
  • Rich, yet light - like Prince William as a baby
  • Fragrant curry leaves
  • Medium saltiness, lightly sweet
  • A hint of spice!
Um.  I don't know about the Price William part.  I can agree that they were medium salty and lightly sweet, and just a hint of spicing/heat when you got a curry leaf.  But mostly, they were just a really decent strong salted egg flavor.  

If you like potato chips, particularly ridged chips, and you like salted egg yolk, these are a solid choice.  Nothing particularly remarkable, but well coated, no question.

***.
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