I probably don't need to write an intro the The Cheesecake Factory.
The quick background though, it is not, in fact, just a cheesecake producer. It is a restaurant chain, started in 1978, with several hundred locations. And they do everything ... big.
No matter what your thoughts are on The Cheesecake Factory, there are some things about it that do impress me. In some ways, I feel like it is the perfect place to send visitors to the US to, as it matches just about every stereotype imaginable. It's also a good place to go with a group that has just way too many preferences, as they serve any type of cuisine you could possibly want.
The menu has 250 items on it. That is ... insane. There are small plates, appetizers, flatbreads, pizza, burgers, sandwiches, chicken entrees, meatloaf, tacos, burritos, pasta, seafood entrees, steaks, chops, sides, and of course, desserts. Seriously, everything. And they run the gamut of every cuisine imaginable, from Italian, to Thai, to Chinese, to Mexican. They serve brunch, lunch, dinner, and dessert. There are some healthy options (kale salad!) and many ridiculously unhealthy, and, um, I'm not just talking about the cheesecake. The Cheesecake Factory regularly "wins" for most extreme calorific content in dishes. More than 100 menu items are over 1500 calories. Some go over 2000. Yes, in a single portion. Even the chicken caesar salad has 1,450 calories! (yes, you read that correctly).
And, well, the place is really popular. On the rare occasions when I peek into a Cheesecake Factory, there is always a wait. And the restaurants tend to be huge themselves. Something about the place appeals to people.
And I kinda understand it. I remember the first time I went to a Cheesecake Factory very vividly. I was a teenager. It was in Boston, the first city I ever visited. My cousin from California was visiting us, and she wanted to go there. It was a big deal to be in Boston in the first place, and, no one else in my family had heard of the Cheesecake Factory. We were also entirely unfamiliar with so many of the cuisines served. We didn't know what many items were. But my cousin educated us, and helped us order.
We got the Thai lettuce wraps on that visit, an appetizer (that could easily be a meal, for multiple people). I remember it because it was so different from anything I had ever had before. A DIY-style dish, where you were provided with leaves of lettuce, bean sprouts, carrots, cucumbers, strips of chicken, curry noodles, and 3 dipping sauces. The sauces were Thai-style, one peanut, one sweet red chili, and one other. She showed us how to make our wraps, and eat with our hands. I thought it was fun, but, the most vivid part of the memory is the sauces. There was so much flavor! Peanut sauce! Sweet chili sauce! Where had these been my entire life!
Since then, I've returned a few times over the years, usually for big group birthday parties, or, while at a mall. I've gotten the wraps, and enjoyed them. I remember trying a few other dishes, chicken, pasta, and more, and thinking it really was fine. But, the last time I had food at the Cheesecake Factory was at least 10 years ago.
Until this past year, when I started exploring just the
desserts, and then more recently in 2022, when I finally returned to
get those wraps again.
Restaurant Delivery
Every Cheesecake Factory also has a very large area devoted to takeout desserts, with all 30 or so cheesecakes on display, plus the other cakes and whatnot. I think most people can't ever actually order dessert after such ridiculous portion sizes for meals, but feel they "need" to get the cheesecake since they are there, and thus, you get it to go.
Or, you just go to pick up cheesecake, which I've had friends do several times. I never took any photos or notes during these times though, when they showed up at parties with Cheesecake Factory cheesecake. I do remember always being excited, the slices look incredible (also, huge), the flavors are ridiculous, but, I don't think I was ever impressed.
Encounter #1 2017
So, why would I get cheesecake from there? Well, they were doing a free delivery promotion, and you know how much I like to use
freebies as a good excuse to try something I wouldn't normally do.
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Red Velvet. |
"Moist layers of Red Velvet Cake and our Original Cheesecake covered with our special Cheesecake Factory cream cheese frosting."
I ordered the amazing sounding carrot cake. I got red velvet instead. It was warm. Warm cheesecake is not appealing. It clearly suffered getting to me via the delivery service.
But I still tried it.
It was ... well, kinda rich cheesecake and fairly generic red velvet cake, thick layers of each, topped with mushy cream cheese frosting. Generic whipped cream on the side.
Any single layer of this was a full dessert on its own, combined sky high like this, it was just a massive undertaking.
It is hard to evaluate though as the warmth and resulting texture were just too off putting.
So I put it in the fridge overnight and tried it the next day. Now, it was at least the proper serving temperature.
But it still was just nothing special. The cheesecake was mediocre. Creamy, smooth, but not particularly flavorful. The cake wasn't too dry, but it also didn't have much going on. The best parts were the cream cheese icing (a delightfully thick layer) and the white chocolate shavings on the back.
Maybe other flavors are better, but, this about matches my memories. **+.
Encounter #2: December 2018
Another year, another free cheesecake day. Another incorrect order.
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Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake. $8.95. |
"Moist layers of Red Velvet Cake and our Original Cheesecake covered with our special Cheesecake Factory cream cheese frosting."
I've reviewed this item before, and I didn't like. I did not actually order it then, it was a mistake sent to me when I ordered the crazy carrot cake cheesecake. I did not like it then. I would not order it again. I did not order it again. I ordered an amazing sounding White Chocolate Chunk Caramel Macadamia Nut Cheesecake. And yet, I got this one again.
Sigh, seriously. Mess up my order, but send me *any* other one to try!!!
I cut off a tiny slice to try it. It was slightly better than last time in that it wasn't strangely warm. The cake, moist I guess, but not in a good way, no real flavor to it. The layers of original cheesecake were fine, creamy cheesecake, but, eh, I'm just not into plain cheesecake these days.
And the cream cheese frosting? Eh! I really don't like their cream cheese frosting, which I just don't understand, because, in general, I do like cream cheese frosting.
Even the white chocolate shavings on the top and side weren't good, they were quite stale. Sigh. **.
Encounter #3: October 2022
Cheesecake Factory obviously carries a large number of kinds of cheesecake, about 30 in fact. You can get cheesecake layered with just about anything, with different kinds of cake, cookies, brownies, even tiramisu involved, mousses, frostings, and yes, even meringue, and then of course candy like Reese's peanut butter cups, Oreos, Snickers, and more. You can get "Low-Licious" versions that are lower carb and no added sugar. They don't introduce new flavors all that often, but this past year, for "National Cheesecake Day", they introduced an entire new style of cheesecake. Not just new things mixed in to their classic cheesecake. They jumped on the basque cheesecake trend, and launched a basque cheesecake, liking bringing this concept to many for the first time ever.
I obviously had to try it.
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Classic Basque Cheesecake (toppings on the side). $11.50. |
"Super Creamy Cheesecake with a Delicious and Uniquely “Burnt” Top, Covered with Fresh Berries."
First, I'll back up for the unfamiliar. What is basque cheesecake? Rather than a classic New York or Italian cheesecake, it is baked at high temperature (rather than low, and in a water bath, like traditional cheesecake), and always has a signature scorched top, almost like a creme brulee. It is considerably more creamy, almost gooey, compared to a denser New York style cheesecake or grainer ricotta based Italian style. In most cases, it does not have a crust, compared to standard graham cracker or cookie crusts. And yes, it originates from the basque region of Spain.
The Cheesecake Factory chooses to serve this with a berry topping, rather than plain, which, honestly, seems like a bit of a shame because you cover up the lovely caramelized flavor and top. I asked for my topping on the side however, which was easily accommodated. It also came with whipped cream on top and on the side.
So, starting with the cheesecake. I took one spoonful, and was impressed. It really was remarkably creamy and smooth, so luxurious, almost like a thick mousse. The texture was incredible. The flavor, a touch sweet, a touch cream cheesy. It had no crust, which I know is traditional for basque style, but, I did wish for some kind of texture, and added my own cookie crumble. The top, a key element, was nicely done, with slight caramelization and additional sweetness. This was the kind of dessert you take one spoonful of, and just can't stop, because the texture is just that compelling. ****+.
The whipped cream was just standard housemade whipped cream, sweetened. It was nice to have that more airy component alongside the thicker, richer cheesecake, but it wasn't necessary.
The only negative marks I give this are the "fresh berries". They were, well, not fresh berries. The topping came on the side, in a cup, as requested, and were certainly sweetened and stewed, more like the kind of fruity topping you get on decadent pancakes or french toast or waffles. Soft and very, very sweet. The mix was chunks of strawberries and whole blueberries. It was actually quite tasty, and the portion large. It think was fabulous warm and served over ice cream, or mixed in to yogurt, but, "fresh berries" it was not, and it was really quite sweet, and dominated the subtle flavor of the cheesecake. ** for "fresh berries" and a topping with this cheesecake, but actually **** if I used it in other ways.
So overall, this was really a joy, and I liked it more than any other Cheesecake Factory dessert. I'd certainly get it again. ****.
And if you are wondering, like everything at the Cheesecake Factory, it is a hefty 1,150 calories per slice, and I'm not sure if that includes the topping. This is higher than their regular (plain) cheesecake.
Most of the cheesecakes are $10.50, but this one was $1 more, I think due to the fruit topping.
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Vanilla Ice Cream. $1.95. |
To any dessert, you can add a scoop of ice cream. It is made by Dryer's, a special receipt just for them. I added one to my cheesecake, even though I planned to eat it separately. It was a generous scoop, served in its own container.
It was absolutely fine ice cream. Not super premium, not go out of your way for it, but totally acceptable ice cream. Decent vanilla flavor. Slightly crystalized, but that may have been due to delivery.
For $1.95, this is likely one of the cheapest scoops of ice cream you can get anywhere! It isn't available a la carte though, even just a kid's scoop of ice cream is $4.95, so the add-on is really where the value is (the adult version is $7.95). ***+.
Encounter #4: July 2023
In the summer of 2023, Cheesecake Factory introduced a new rewards program. As part of it, you get a free slice within 14 days of your birthday. If you know me, you know how much I love a
freebie, so, obviously, I was interested in checking this out, particularly after discovering the shockingly good basque style cheesecake a few months prior.
For my birthday reward, I could select any slice of cheesecake, or the layer cakes (chocolate, carrot, etc). The timing was such that I wasn't really in the mood for cheesecake though, as I had just ordered it from Empire Pizza a few days prior, and doubled up on the traditional NY and snicker's versions then (which, by the way, the traditional one, from J.M. Rosen, was incredible!) {LINK}. But I also wasn't in the mood for classic layer cakes. Luckily for me, Cheesecake Factory has a plethora of cheesecake-adjacent items to pick from, all of which have cheesecake in them somewhere, but include mouses, sponge cakes, tons of candy, etc, and would have plenty to offer in addition to the cheesecake elements.
Even with my preferences and current mood restricting my choices down slightly, it was exceptionally hard to make a decision, particularly because a brand new cheesecake, the cookie dough lovers one, launched the day I swung in to pick up my treat.
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Tiramisu Cheesecake. $10.50. |
"Our Wonderful Cheesecake and Tiramisu Combined into one Amazing Dessert!"
I settled on the tiramisu cheesecake, thinking I'd mostly eat the tiramisu layers at the time, and have the cheesecake in a day or two, when I wanted cheesecake again. Essentially, both hedging my bets against not loving one or the other, AND getting dessert for two different days, and two different moods (like all Cheesecake Factory menu items, nothing is really designed to be a single serving for one person).
The cheesecake really does look like the two desserts in one: tiramisu base, cheesecake middle, tiramisu top, plus lots of extra creams. I was pretty excited to dig in.
So, what did we have? First the base, not a traditional crust of any kind, but rather, a cake layer, that had a few darker spots like it had been soaked with coffee/marsala. But this didn't seem to be the traditional ladyfinger element you'd expect from a tiramisu (that was up a few layers). It layer was actually pretty awful. The cake was really mushy, in a very strange way, like bad gluten-free desserts. But this is not gluten-free. It was mush, it felt apart strangely, and tasted like mushy sawdust. I was surprised by how bad this layer was. *.
Above that was a very thin layer of extremely rich cheesecake, or perhaps it was just a layer of sweetened mascarpone cream? It had a thick consistency, was quite heavy, and seemed out of place between the awful mushy cake base, and classic tiramisu layer above it. It might have been fine in another setting, but here, it weighed everything down, and even though so thin, dominated the flavor of the bottom half of the dessert. **.
Then, above that, essentially in the middle, is what you'd expect from tiramisu, coffee liqueur and marsala soaked lady fingers. This layer was also pretty thin, but, decent. Very moist, great soak. It didn't taste quite as strongly of coffee as it looked like it should, given the generous soak, but, this was a decent enough layer, and very classic tiramisu. ***.
Then, we get to the main component, cheesecake. This layer dominated, the thickest of the layers. I think it was supposed to be a light coffee flavored cheesecake, but it tasted sorta caramel flavored to me. It was smooth, creamy, fairly classic cheesecake, sweeter than I expected (hence the caramel notes, not coffee). As expected, I didn't really want it at the time, but, it was a nice enough standalone cheesecake to have later. ***.
Then, the top layer, back to traditional tiramisu, this was a sweetened mascarpone layer, about the same thickness as the ladyfinger layer. Again, classic tiramisu. Thick, rich, sweet but not too sweet. It was topped with cocoa powder which brought in a needed chocolate element. ***.
But this is the Cheesecake Factory, and the decadence doesn't stop there. The garnish on top was a big puff of chocolate (tiramisu?) flavored cream. It was clearly not fresh whipped cream, more stable and firm. I liked having the light chocolate flavor, and enjoyed it with strawberries at home that afternoon as a snack. ***.
And finally, like all Cheesecake Factory desserts, it came with whipped cream that they add to order. The takeout container even has a slot for it. This is very rich whipped cream, if that makes any sense. More stable than what comes out of a grocery store can, significantly thicker and richer. And very sweet. ***.
Overall, the cake base was a disaster, and I tried to like it/understand it, but, really didn't want it. The ladyfinger layer and the top mascarpone layer with cocoa powder and some of the whipped cream made for a decent enough tiramisu, but not one I'd rave about. Same with the main cheesecake layer and the chocolate cream topping. Overall: very average, not special, and not something I'd get again. **+.
If you do actually just want tiramisu, they do also make a classic tiramisu, that looks and sounds pretty classic: "Italian Custard Made with Mascarpone, Whipped Cream, Lady Fingers, Chocolate, Marsala and Coffee Liqueur". Strangely, that item wasn't available as my birthday perk, even though all the other cakes were.
This is one of the few cheesecakes that clocks in under 1000 calories per slice, at 980, so, if you are looking for a lighter option, but not just plain cheesecake, this could be a nice pick too.
Wholesale - The Cheesecake Factory Bakery
A lesser known fact is that the Cheesecake Factory also operates a
wholesale bakery, The Cheesecake Factory Bakery. They sell cheesecakes, but, also other items.
Cupcakes
Cupcakes aren't available at the restaurants, but were the first item I tried from the wholesale bakery. They are ... shockingly good cupcakes. This inspires me to try some of the non-cheesecake desserts at the restaurants.
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Blackout Cupcake. |
"The ultimate chocolate experience in a cupcake! Decadent chocolate pudding cake with a hint of chocolate liqueur, topped with sinful layers of chocolate frosting and dark chocolate curls."
This was a shockingly good cupcake.
The cake was crazy moist, crazy rich, some of the best chocolate cake I've ever had. The frosting was light and fluffy, sweet, and totally delicious. I loved the dark chocolate curls on top.
This was just a winner, all around. Incredible for a frozen product. ****.
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Blackout Cake Bite. |
"Dark chocolate cake topped with chocolate cream cheese icing."
They also make cupcakes in mini size, known as "Cake Bites".
The look was slightly different from the full size Blackout, the frosting darker. But it was equally delicious.
The chocolate cake was moist, great chocolate flavor. The frosting, a thicker style, was rich and fudge-y, with the fascinating cream cheese undertone. I loved the dark chocolate curls.
Again, another shockingly good cupcake. ****.
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Blackout Cupcake. |
"The ultimate chocolate experience in a cupcake! Decadent chocolate pudding cake with a hint of chocolate liqueur, topped with sinful layers of chocolate frosting and dark chocolate curls."
The cake wasn't as moist, rich, or dense. It wasn't dry exactly, but it was just boring chocolate cake.
The frosting was very very rich though, fudgey, deep chocolate, cream cheese notes. ***.
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Vanilla Bean Full Size Cupcake. |
"Buttery and moist vanilla cake with cream cheese, decorated with layers of rich vanilla bean and cream cheese icing and white chocolate chips." -- GourmetXpress, Distributor
"Moist vanilla bean cupcake topped with Tahitian vanilla bean icing." -- Cheesecake Factory
I adored this cupcake. I'm never one to be excited for cake or cupcakes, but I devoured this large cupcake in about ... 5 seconds? It was
much like the small format, except, well, full size (and, honestly, bigger than most cupcakes you get from a cupcake shop).
It was just a vanilla cupcake. Very simple. But the cake was perfectly moist, and that cream cheese frosting is just so good. Creamy, rich from the cream cheese, flavorful. Both the cake and the frosting did have good vanilla flavor. And I really do like the white chocolate on top, just for extra sweetness.
I was quite satisfied with this cupcake, and would gladly have more. ****.
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Vanilla Bean Cake Bite. |
"Moist vanilla cake topped with vanilla bean cream cheese icing."
Much like the chocolate version, the vanilla bean one doesn't just have vanilla frosting on top, but rather, vanilla bean cream cheese icing. Infusing the whole cheesecake thing into the cupcakes even.
The frosting was sweet, fluffy, and did have vanilla bean flavor to it. The cake was decently moist, and had a lovely buttery sweet flavor to it.
Overall, a solid little cupcake. ***+.
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Lemon Drop. |
"Light lemon cupcake topped with a ring of lemon cream cheese icing filled with lemon curd."
I know that I don't like lemon desserts, and generally don't go for cakes, but, after so much other success with these cupcakes, I couldn't resist eventually trying the Lemon Drop.
I'm glad I did, because, for a lemon dessert, it wasn't awful!
The icing was fluffy and sweet, just like the others, and only mildly lemon-y, barely cream cheese-y. The dollop of lemon curd in the middle is where the lemon was concentrated, but, I really liked how fruity it was, and, it wasn't tangy really, mostly just sweet and tart. I again enjoyed the shaved white chocolate curls on top for a pop of extra sweetness.
And the cake itself, decently moist, and more plain than lemon-y.
So overall? Yup, a cupcake I enjoyed, even though lemon. The vanilla are still my favorites however. ***+.
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Red Velvet Cake Bite. |
"Moist traditional red velvet cake topped with rich cream cheese icing."
This was my least favorite of the cupcakes, although I know red velvet is often a crowd pleaser.
The cake was moist and fine, but, boring red velvet cake. The frosting, also fine, thick, rich, cream cheesy, but, fairly boring.
This was a fine cupcake, but, compared to the extra special touches of the Blackout and the vanilla bean (e.g. crazy good chocolate frosting, surprising vanilla bean cream cheese frosting), this one was just a bit pedestrian.
The full size red velvet cupcake comes garnished with dark chocolate curls, but the mini goes for white chocolate curls instead, I'm not sure why. ***+.
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Red Velvet Full Size Cupcake.
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"Elegant deep red butter cake with a hint of cocoa, layered with cream cheese icing and garnished with dark chocolate curls."
Red velvet is always my least favorite cupcake in general, and this was true for the minis from Cheesecake Factory. But I still tried the full size.
And ... yeah. I don't like these cupcakes. Even the cream cheese icing does not do it for me. It has a strange gummy consistency. Meh. **+.
Note to self: stop getting these!
Cheesecake
The bakery obviously makes cheesecakes. More than 20 varieties are available wholesale. Some look similar to the restaurant varieties, but they certainly aren't a complete match.
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Godiva Double Chocolate Cheesecake. |
"Rich Godiva® cheesecake baked with chunks of mild chocolate topped with chocolate mousse, chocolate ganache, and chocolate whipped cream." -- GourmetXpress, distributor
"Layers of Flourless Godiva Chocolate Cake, Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake and Chocolate Mousse." -- Cheesecake Factory
Hmm. This was interesting. Some layers more successful than others. Which was good, given how many layers there were. Perhaps not surprisingly, given my reviews of their other products, the cheesecake layer was my least favorite.
The chocolate cake crust wasn't bad, much like the cupcakes, I was surprised by how rich and fudgey it was.
The cheesecake layer on top of it though I didn't care for. The texture was good, but, chocolate and tangy cream cheese just don't go great together for me.
But the next layer, chocolate mousse, that was good, rich, fudgy, fluffy. I guess the ganache was just the lines of chocolate on top? The chocolate whip was good too.
So, ignore the cheesecake layer, and this was good. Moist rich chocolate cake, creamy rich chocolate mousse, flavored whipped cream. Just, uh, not a good *cheesecake*. ***.
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Godiva Double Chocolate Cheesecake (Sept 2018). |
And ... we got it again.
I was interested to see if I felt any differently about it this time. I did, slightly. I liked it even less.
I really just don't like chocolate cheesecake. I did like the bits of chocolate in that layer though. The chocolate mousse also seemed sour, in a way I didn't like this time. And the crust was eh, just soft chocolate crust.
The only part I really liked was the chocolate whipped cream. I'll skip this next time. **+.
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Oreo Cookies and Cream. |
"Oreo® cookies baked in our creamy cheesecake, layered with Oreo® cookie mousse. Finished with a drizzle of chocolate ganache and milk chocolate rosettes."
Ok, this was *good*. Really good. And I'm not usually the most excited about cheesecake, or Oreos for that matter. But this was great.
It was one of those "I don't even know which component I like the best, it's all good!" sort of desserts. There were a slew of different layers, but they were truly all good. And even better combined.
Starting at the top, the decorative drizzle of chocolate and frosting rosettes. Both were good, just chocolate components, but well done. The milk chocolate rosettes were fairy large, and each slice had its own, and although I liked it, it was the one thing I didn't find went well with everything else - the milk chocolate was a bit of a mismatch to the other flavors. It was still tasty, and I just ate it separately.
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Oreo Cookies & Cream: Side View. |
Digging into the rest of the layers ...
The very top was a fantastic Oreo cookie mousse. Light, fluffy, not too sweet, and studded with mashed Oreos, and lots of Oreo crumb. Very, very, "cookies & cream" flavor, if you know I mean. I was very happy with this, and would gladly just eat a bowl of this mousse!
Next, the cheesecake. Classic Cheesecake Factory quality cheesecake, smooth, rich, creamy. It had giant chunks of full Oreo cookies baked right in, which added a nice texture, and obviously, made this very Oreo-forward. Good on its own, but the light mousse combined with it was nice as well.
And finally, the Oreo crust. Compressed chocolate crumb, I imagine Oreos, bound with ... something. It was basically just like a thick, only slightly crumbly, Oreo cookie. I'm not really that into Oreo cookies, and the "Stuf" is the best part for me, so this was kinda eh, but it did combine with the cheesecake and mouse nicely, and made for a good solid base.
As you may guess, this was not a light item, each slice clocking in at 620 calories, 39 grams of fat, 46 grams of sugar ... but come on, its a decadent cheesecake, this is pretty expected. ****
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Ghirardelli Chocolate Raspberry |
"Chocolate and white chocolate cheesecake swirled together with raspberry and chocolate chips, and baked on a moist browine. Topped with chocolate ganache. Made exclusively with Ghirardelli chocolate."
I often dislike chocolate cheesecakes, but I wanted to give this a try.
I ... wasn't into it at first.
The "moist browine [sic]" was a hard, dense, chocolate brick of meh. On the plus side, it separated off and was easily thrown in the trash. The chocolate ganache on top was mediocre, not bad, but nothing special.
And then the cheesecakes. The texture was ok,
not nearly as creamy as Eli's though. The chocolate cheesecake and white chocolate cheesecake and raspberries and chocolate chips were all swirled together such that it was impossible to taste test any separately, but they did combine nicely. If you are into fruity, chocolately, rich cheesecake, this really did deliver on those fronts. And chocolate and raspberry really is a nice combination. I still just find myself never that excited about chocolate cheesecake, and mostly wishes this was either a white chocolate raspberry cheesecake or a chocolate mousse instead.
It, like most cheesecake, clocked in at 640 calories per slice. I probably wouldn't get this flavor again. ***.
Layer Cakes
The Cheesecake Factory Bakery makes a decent lineup of layer cakes, including two chocolate cakes, a classic red velvet, a lemon ice box cake, and an Italian cream torte. No plain vanilla cake. The chocolate cakes look to be either the same (or very similar) to the ones served in the restaurant.
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Fudgy Wudgy Chocolate Cake. |
"Moist fudge cake, chewy fudge icing and chocolate crunch on the sides. Did we mention fudge?" - GourmetXpress, Distributor
"Our moist fudge cake with chewy chocolate fudge icing, and chocolate crunch on the sides." -- Cheesecake Factory
This was serious chocolate indulgence. 690 calories per slice worth, in fact. Everything chocolate. Chocolate cake, chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, chocolate crunch.
I was very excited to try the layered cake. Which is funny, as I'm usual not interested in cake. But the cupcakes were so good, I was eager to see it adapted to larger format.
I was saddened however to realize that the cake wasn't just a different form of the Blackout Cupcake. As in, that chocolate fudge cream cheese frosting I loved was not part of it. No cream cheese used in this item. Doh!
But still, it was a looker. A massive, massive slice, loaded with fudge frosting between the layers, and even more on top. And then, a cookie crunch crust-like on the back.
The cake itself was fine, rich, moist, dark chocolate cake. If you were served it at a birthday party, you'd be pleased.
The fudge frosting between the layers, and on top, was thick, rich, and remarkably pudding like. Thicker than pudding, but it tasted like amazing chocolate pudding. There was a ton of it though, making for a very intense experience.
The backside was coated with the "chocolate crunch", which let me down. It wasn't actually crunchy, it was more like soggy Oreo bits stuck on top.
So overall, this wasn't really the cake for me, but, if you are a chocolate fan, and do actually like cake in the first place, I'm sure this delivers. ***.