I finally did it. After years of experiencing
, I finally, finally made it to what I expected my ultimate meal: The French Laundry. I was saving it intentionally, for a special occasion. I didn't have an occasion in mind, I just knew I wanted to save it. But I was finally convinced by friends that you don't need a special occasion to go there. Just going IS a special occasion. Plus, they are about to close for several months to expand the kitchen, so that makes it extra special too, right?
The French Laundry is obviously heavily reviewed by just about everyone, ranging from professional food critics, wannabe food blogger like myself, Yelpers, and uh, even 4 year olds. I went there not planning to write a review, since I figured I had very little that I could add to the vast amount of information already published about the experience. So unlike usual, I didn't take notes. I did of course still snap a few hasty photos.
But once I returned home everyone kept asking about it. They wanted photos. They wanted to hear all the details. So, I jotted down what I could remember. This review is no where near as thorough as usual, but I hope it gives a glimpse into my experience.
I went for lunch, on a Friday, with Ojan, Emil, and our friend who regularly visits TFL. It was because of her that we were able to so easily get a reservation, right before my birthday. I think she said it was her 5th visit in 4 weeks! The staff clearly knew her, and treated us to some extra dishes in her honor. Thank you!
My anticipation level was obviously very high. I actually stopped speaking to Ojan in the car once we entered Yountville, as I couldn't deal with holding a conversation and containing my excitement all at once.
The experience as a whole was indeed quite amazing. It was clear that we were at an incredibly high calibre restaurant. The execution of every dish was flawless. The plating was exquisite. But, to be honest, it was not my top meal. I felt that my
was actually a league above TFL. Ojan was certain that he liked
that were more memorable. The biggest issue for me was that for the most part, the dishes simply were just not ones I would have picked, which is always a risk with a tasting menu. The menu changes dramatically with the seasons, and I thought summer was the best time (and I think it was for the vegetarian menu), but not for the regular menu.
The staff were amazing. It was my birthday, and it seemed that every member of the staff knew this, and knew who I was. Every time a new member of the staff interacted with us, be it at our table, or even when I got up to use the bathroom, I was wished a happy birthday. I know TFL is often a special occasion place, so it is incredibly common to be celebrating a birthday/anniversary/etc, but they did an phenomenal job of making me feel special. They were also friendly and totally comfortable, not at all what I was expecting, as others had told me they found the service stuffy. They also gladly accommodated all of our requests, be it menu changes, a break mid-way through the meal, or a kitchen tour (more on all of that later).
That said, the service was not without flaws. Dishes were delivered to our table without explanation. When I got up to use the bathroom, my napkin was taken away, and never replaced. Our wine ran out at one point, and our next course arrived before we were able to get anything to pair with it. In general, I've found the service at
It was a good meal, don't get me wrong, and a fantastic experience that I am so glad to finally have had, but it was not my "meal of a lifetime".
The setting is one thing that sets The French Laundry apart from anywhere else I've been. Yountville is scenic itself, but the building housing the restaurant is absolutely charming.
The interior is broken up into several small rooms, upstairs and down, so even though there are 17 tables, the space still feels intimate. We were seated in a semi-private room overlooking the wine cellar, with just two other tables.
The countryside surrounding Yountville is gorgeous, and TFL embraces it, with a tranquil courtyard as you enter.
We stood in the sunshine in the courtyard for a few minutes before entering, but we also took a mid-meal break to return to the courtyard. I obviously did my research before going to TFL, and had read many recommendations from others to take a mid-meal break. I also recommend this.
The pacing of the meal was good, with a new dish arriving every 10-20 minutes, but our entire dining experience did take 4.5 hours. It was really nice to get a break to digest a little, plus, by going at lunch time, we were able to enjoy the sunshine of the absolutely gorgeous day.
Our request for a break was clearly not abnormal, and was easily accommodated. We simply asked to have a break midway through the savory dishes, as one course was getting cleared away. (Obviously, don't ask once your next course has already been fired by the kitchen, just let them know that you'd like to take a break, and they'll advise when the best time to do so.)
We also took time to explore the impressive gardens across the street. They grow as much of the produce on site in the 3-acre garden as possible, and it shows. The story is that every night the head gardener gives the chefs a list of what is available, and they write the menus for the next day based on it, changing things slightly day to day based on availability. The vegetables you eat during your meal are actually picked just hours before, including the greens and garnishes. And it shows. The vegetables were the highlight of most of the dishes.
My final tip is to ask to see the kitchen, another common request, and one they obliged with no problem. As everyone says, it is immaculate, shiny, and the tv screen showing the kitchen at Per Se is a cute touch.
Since it was my birthday, they printed a custom menu, complete with "Happy Birthday Julie" on top. Our menus were given to us in a folder when we left.
The menu is prix fixe only, although there are two full menus to choose from, the "Chef's Tasting Menu" or a "Tasting of Vegetables."
Both are listed as 8 official courses, for $295. Service is included, as are non-alcoholic drinks. Of course, we received far more than 8 courses.
Within each menu, there are a few opportunities to upgrade: meat eaters can swap out the lamb for kobe beef (+$100) and white sturgeon caviar for royal ossetra (+$75). Everyone can opt for truffles (+100). For each of the upgrades, they replace another dish completely, rather than add-on.
On the menu, you can see the signature French Laundry clothespin, and also, their 20th Anniversary Logo, which found its way into many areas of the meal. They are clearly quite proud of the accomplishment!
Ojan, Emil, and I all selected the Chef's Tasting, but our other dining companion went for the Tasting of Vegetables. This was great, because it meant that we got to see all of the options, not just the ones from the single menu. And because our friend was generous, I also got to try nearly every dish offered! In many cases, I actually preferred the vegetarian dishes, which I never expected. It may sound crazy to to go TFL and order a vegetarian menu, but, they really aren't treating the vegetarian offerings as second class.
Emil went for all of the upgrades (kobe, caviar, and truffles), while myself and the vegetarian got the truffles. Ojan opted to go without upgrades, and share some with me.
Of course, just because the menu doesn't say there aren't more options, it doesn't mean that there are not. Since I don't like lamb and didn't really want the Wagyu upgrade, I opted to swap out that dish for one from the vegetarian menu. There was no problem in doing so, and I was encouraged to pick whatever dish I wanted. The only downside to mixing up the menus is that they are crafted in a particular way so that you never experience a repeat ingredient and my doing this did actually result in me seeing turnips in two dishes. (I know, the horror!)
I really appreciated how flexible they were, even given the prix fixe format. Since I'm allergic to avocado, and one dish had avocado, I was also easily able to have that eliminated.
Our parade of food began with two amuse bouche, both of which are standard items for the restaurant.
The first is warm gougères, one for each of us, served on a little platter. We were instructed to start with them since they were hot.
It was an adorable play on an ice cream cone! The tuile cone really did taste like a sugar cone, slightly sweet. I loved the crunch from the cone. Filling the tip was a (red onion infused?) crème fraîche, which obviously goes great with salmon tartare, and reminded me of the chocolate tip in an ice cream Drumstick. I had that exact moment of glee in discovering it that I have whenever I reach that part of a Drumstick cone too.
My third favorite of the savory courses. This dish I'll remember for its uniqueness, taste, and the playful experience of eating it.
The place setting when we arrived is shown here under the cone, and you can see that the plates are from the special anniversary celebration, "made in France from pure white Limoges porcelain, the plate's rim features an original logo consisting of a platinum roman numeral 20 and the iconic clothespin in The French Laundry blue". You too could own one of these for $225 each!
Now, besides tapioca, these are not ingredients I gravitate towards. I like caviar, but I certainly don't appreciate it, and I've really never liked a (non-deep fried) oyster.
The tapioca were a smaller size than I've ever encountered before, and the preparation reminded me of a very rich risotto, just with a more interesting texture than standard rice, clearly cooked with plenty of heavy cream and egg yolk enriched sabayon. I liked the brightness the chives added.
I also really liked having the salty caviar to mix into the rich tapioca base, but as expected, I didn't really care for the slimy oyster, although they were nicely poached.
This was a very luxurious dish, and I did like it far more than I expected. I finished it, but almost wish I hadn't, as I really had no idea how much food was going to be coming my way. Unless you fast for days, I recommend only finishing dishes if you really, really like them.
The vegetarian menu started with Nasturtium Leaf 'Vichyssoise': Brokaw Avocado Puree, Sweet Pepper Salad, and Cilantro Shoots. Since it had avocado, and I'm allergic, I didn't try a bite.
Yet another signature dish, although an off menu item, commonly served to VIPs: Hen Egg Custard with a Ragout of Perigord Truffles and a Chive Chip.
I usually love things like this, as I adore custards, sweet or savory, but somehow this signature dish didn't do it for me. The custard was creamy and well set, and the presentation remarkable, but I didn't really like the flavor of the rich gel on top, it was like an overly concentrated consommé.
The chip was tasty, and had an interesting presentation with the chive up the middle, but I wasn't quite sure how to use it. I tried to dip it into the custard, but it just broke into pieces every time I tried.
It made me remember
the egg custard amuse bouche from La Folie, which I did really love, and, in particular, that one came with a brioche as well as a chip, so you did have something to dip more successfully.
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| Butter. |
Next we were given two different butters, a foreshadowing of the upcoming bread service.
One was a local butter from Andante Dairy, unsalted, and the other was from Vermont, salted. I don't remember finding them particularly remarkable.
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| First Bread Service: Puff Pastry. |
A basket was presented with a couple bread selections.
Now, I knew that we were there for 8 stated courses, and had already received 2 amuse bouches and an additional dish, so I wasn't particularly keen to fill up on bread.
Except, the bread at The French Laundry comes from Bouchon, and one of the options was a puff pastry. How could I pass up what basically looked like a flaky Bouchon croissant?
I couldn't. Except, it wasn't as remarkable as I imagined. It was just a croissant. A fine croissant, but certainly not earth shattering, and not worth limited stomach space.
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| First Bread Service: Pain au Lait. |
Ojan picked a different option, so we could try several, although I'm sure either of us could have asked for both without a problem.
Shockingly, his was better. Really light and fluffy, with large salt crystals on top. I guess a croissant isn't always the best!
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| Second Course (Veggie Menu): French Laundry Garden Cucumber Salad. |
At this point, we were exactly one hour into our dining experience, and were just reaching the actual second course. Both menus moved on to a "salad" course.
The vegetarian menu had a cucumber salad, fresh from the French Laundry garden, along with K&J Orchard White Nectarines, Garden Radishes, Watercress, and Toasted Pine Nuts.
It was insanely gorgeous. Seriously, when have you ever seen a salad like this? I tried a few bites and recall thinking that the vegetables were incredibly fresh tasting, and I did really like the nectarine. But what really stood out was the presentation. A work of art.
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| Second Course: Salad of Hawaiian Hearts of Peach Palm. |
The regular menu also had a salad, this one was a Hearts of Palm salad with Green Tomato 'Croutons', Garden Turnips, Petite Lettuces, and Aged Balsamic Vinegar.
I found it interesting that the two salads were so different, even though both were vegetarian. It would have been easy to offer the same course to both menus, yet these didn't have a single ingredient in common.
Ojan got this salad, and he really enjoyed it. He commented several times while eating it how he didn't expect to like it as much. He gave me a few bites to try, but besides the beautiful plating, I really didn't find anything interesting about the dish.
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| Second Course (Supplemental): "Macaroni and Cheese". +$100. |
I had something totally different in front of me, as I opted for the truffle supplement. If you went for the truffle supplement on the regular menu, it appeared as this second course, replacing the salad. I thought it was a bit strange that they replaced the small, light salad with a heavy pasta dish, rather than swapping out a dish further down in the menu. In fact, on the vegetarian menu, if you got the truffle supplement, it didn't replace the salad, instead, it replaced the final savory course. I'm sure they have a reason for the dish progression, but, a pasta seemed so heavy at this point, particularly when my dining companions were eating light little salads!
Anyway, back to my dish, "Macaroni and Cheese", TFL style. As you can imagine, this wasn't exactly just macaroni and cheese, it was amped up just a bit: "'Aile de Poulet', Romaine Lettuce and Shaved Australian Black Winter Truffles".
Uh, what? So maybe this was a salad course after all, as it had more lettuce in it than either of the salad courses my companions had :) I actually like cooked lettuce, so I didn't find that aspect strange in principle, but it was a bit odd with the pasta. Perhaps it was there to lighten up the dish a bit?
Contrasting with the soft lettuce was crispy bits of buffalo chicken, which I totally loved, but didn't quite expect in my macaroni and cheese.
The macaroni was well cooked, as you would expect. No mushy pasta here. I didn't actually taste any cheese, and I'm not sure if there really was any. The sauce seemed to just be a light broth, flecked with truffle.
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| Ah yes, that is what the $100 was for! |
The dish, as originally presented however, was not complete. Sure it had some truffle in the sauce, but certainly not $100 worth.
Out came the truffle box. Truffles were shaved to order, directly on top of the dish. As the server covered our plates in truffles, he adjusted the mandolin several times, resulting in slices of multiple thickness.
And he kept shaving, until literally all of the pasta was covered. You'd never know there was pasta under there! Yes, this was an incredibly generous amount of truffle. It was a $100 supplement, so you somewhat expect a lot, but this was a bit ridiculous. The most memorable part of this dish was not the taste, but rather, the vast amount of truffle.
I liked the truffle, but, I certainly don't have the appreciation for truffles that the others at my table did. Emil was ridiculously pleased by his dish, as was our vegetarian companion once she reached the truffles in her own meal.
Ojan historically has not liked truffles, but he still tried it. He didn't love it, but also didn't seem to totally hate it, which is progress.
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| Third Course: Sauteed Fillet of Atlantic Striped Bass. |
Moving on to the third course, the first of our seafood courses, Striped Bass, with Summer Pole Beans, Parsley Shoots, and Whole Grain Mustard.
The fish was perfectly cooked, but it didn't wow me. Both Ojan and Emil seemed more pleased with it than I was.
I did really like the pole beans however, they were super fresh, crisp, and summery. I tell you, the vegetables here are just stunning.
The mustard sauce didn't really have much flavor.
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| Third Course (Vegetarian): Sungold Tomato Tart. |
But what did have a ton of flavor was our vegetarian dining companion's dish, a Sungold Tomato Tart, with Early Girl Tomato Jam, Burrata, Cerignola Olives, Fino Verde Basil, and Armando Manni Olive Oil.
She gave me a very generous portion of the small tart, and I'm so grateful she did. This was hands down the best savory bite of the meal.
Crumbly, buttery tart shell, filled with the most intense, flavorful tomatoes I've ever tasted. Sungolds are often my favorites, but slightly roasting them clearly intensified their flavor, and the olive oil drizzled over it all was crazy high quality and flavorful itself. There was also a creaminess that I imagine came from the burrata.
This was truly amazing, and is the dish that I'll remember most for its flavor.
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| Bread Service #2: Pretzel Roll. |
Next it was time for another bread course. A basket was presented with totally different options from the first time, including a mini French baguette which Ojan selected, and a sourdough offering, which, since I don't like sourdough I didn't even consider, and a pretzel roll.
Again, I was trying not to fill up on bread, but I went for the pretzel roll, since I'd read from other's reviews that this was the best bread of the meal.
It was decent pretzel bread, but I was disappointed that all of the breads were served cold. I put it to use later on however, when I had some sauce to soak up.
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| Fourth Course: Sweet Butter Poached Maine Lobster. |
Our second seafood dish was lobster, butter poached, with Ruby Beets, Compressed Cucumbers, Brokaw Avocado Puree, and Preserved Meyer Lemon.
The French Laundry is known for their lobster dish, which is constantly evolving, but always features lobster poached in clarified butter, a technique pioneered by Keller. They have a direct relationship with a fishmonger in Maine, who ships daily at 3:30pm, so the lobster arrive by 10:30am the next day for service.
Yet another dish with gorgeous plating. This one really was a work of art, the beet reduction had clearly been painted on the plate. The cucumber was compressed and shaped, no longer resembling the simple vegetable it came from. The garnishes were arranged to look like flowers!
My dish had the avocado left out, since I'm allergic.
Lobster is not something that ever wows me, but this was very good. The secret was clearly butter, butter, and more butter. Butter seemed infused into the lobster in every way imaginable. And butter is delicious.
I also loved the beet reduction on the plate, intensely flavorful, and the tiny, flavorful little pieces of preserved lemon.
The vegetarian offering was a Brentwood Corn "porridge", but I did not try it.
At this point, I was full. As in, actually full. We'd been dining for almost 2 hours, and still had many more courses to go. It is here that we asked to take a break, and went to enjoy the sunshine in the courtyard and to explore the gardens for about half an hour. We needed the break!
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| Fifth Course: Salmon Creek Pork Belly. |
When we returned, it was time to move on to the meaty savory options. First up was Pork Belly, with K&J Orchard Peaches, Brentwood Corn, Chanterelle Mushroom 'Tapenade', Black Eyed Peas, and Red Wine Shallot Sauce.
Pork belly is never something I liked, until I had it at Alexander's once, and my entire opinion of it changed. It makes me glad that I write this blog, because I can go back and find my reaction to moments like that. The day
I first liked pork belly!
But this version wasn't life altering like that. It was just pork belly. And, interestingly, the sauce was too strong for me. I love sauces! I'm a sauce girl! But this sauce was too much. Ojan and Emil really did like the sauce though, so this is clearly just personal preference. Also, did I mention, I was full?
My least favorite dish of the meal.
The vegetarian offering alongside this was Morel Mushroom Dumplings, which is what I picked to sub out my next meat dish, so I didn't try any of my dining companion's.
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| Sixth Course: Herb Roasted Elysian Fields Farm Lamb. |
The second meat course was Herb Roasted Lamb, with Sweet Garden Carrots, Cauliflower, Hadley Orchard Medjool Dates, Cilantro Shoots, and 'Sauce Bagna Cauda'.
I don't like lamb, but I tried a bite of Ojan's, just in case. I desperately want to like lamb, and I figured if I was going to like it anywhere, it would be TFL.
It was very tender, perfectly cooked, as was true with every component of our meal. But it was still lamb, and I just don't like the flavor. I did find the little ball on the side made from dates to be interesting however.
The supplemental option was wagyu instead, for $100 extra. I did not try it, but Emil devoured his dish of Charcoal Grilled Japanese Wagyu with "Pommes Maxim's", Cipollini Onion, Young Leeks, Arrowleaf Spinach, and "Sauce Bordelaise".
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| Morel Mushroom Dumplings. |
Instead, I subbed my dish for something from the vegetarian menu, since I didn't want the lamb or the wagyu. I had the choice of any course I wanted, and decided on the Morel Mushroom Dumplings, with Chantenay Carrots, Petite Turnips, Pea Tendrils, and 'Sauce Bordelaise' (the previous course on the vegetarian menu).
I picked it because I love morels.
It was yet another gorgeous dish. All of the dishes throughout our meal were beautiful, but I think the vegetarian dishes managed to outdo the standard menu dishes.
I wasn't really sure what to expect from this dish, but the dumplings weren't quite what I was hoping for. They were doughy, and stuffed with what I think was a finely chopped morel filling, but I honestly didn't taste morels. Like I said, I love morels, and I was sad that I didn't taste them, or really find them inside.
The carrots, turnips, and onions, in the bordelaise sauce reminded me of a beef stew, just sans beef. The pearl onions were very tasty, but the rest of it felt very heavy for a summer dish, even though the shaved radish and pea tendrils on top gave a hint of spring. It seemed more appropriate for a cozy winter evening.
The bordelaise and pearl onions were the hits of this dish, but overall, it wasn't really my style.
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| Sixth Course (Vegetarian, Supplement): Hand-Cut 'Tagliatelle'. +$100. |
Meanwhile, the final vegetarian savory course was a Charred Eggplant 'Agnolotti', or, the truffle supplement. As I mentioned earlier, my regular menu had the truffle option early on to replace the salad, but our vegetarian friend had to wait until now. And believe me, she was waiting. She drooled over the truffle box every time it passed by.
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| Shaved Australian Black Winter Truffles. |
If you thought my pasta dish was generously covered in truffles, it was nothing compared to hers. What a serious amount of truffle! I swear, she did have pasta under there ... somewhere!
I think it is safe to say that she enjoyed this.
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| Cheese Course: Spingvale Farms 'Landaff'. |
And finally, we were starting to wind down. Or so we thought. 3 hours and 15 minutes into our meal, and we'd reached the cheese course, the bridge to the desserts.
For the regular menu, the cheese was Springvale Farm's "Landaff" with Sungold Tomatoes, Garden Squash, Fine Verde Basil, and Fennel Lavash.
Cheese appeared in two forms here, a hard cheese on the sides that I thought was fine but not remarkable, and a creamy cheese in the middle. I absolutely loved the creamy cheese, and eagerly took Ojan's extra when he slowed down and couldn't finish it.
The wining component was the Sungold tomatoes. Yes, the same Sungold tomatoes that I adored from my dining companion's tomato tart earlier. An absolute perfect bite could be composed from a piece of the thin lavash, spread with the creamy cheese, with a tomato balanced on top.
Totally delicious, and far from an ordinary cheese course. While the tomato tart was my favorite dish of the meal, this one came in a close second. Yes, I picked a vegetarian dish as my favorite, and a cheese course as my second favorite. I can't say I ever expected that.
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| Cheese Course (Vegetarian): 'Bleu d'Auvergne' |
The vegetarian menu had totally different cheese options. And yes, I actually do mean options. The only area of the menu where there was a published choice (besides choosing supplements). She had the pick of Consider Bardwell Farms "Pawlet" or a blue cheese, which she went for, served with Stewed Blueberries, Piedmont Hazelnuts, and Cutting Celery.
I tried a bite. It was another interesting take on a cheese course, with a creamy blue cheese pudding and a savory tuille, but I was too in love with my cheese course to pay much more attention to this one.
It was interesting that they gave an option for the cheese course for vegetarians, when there were no other options given elsewhere on the menu, and that all three cheese courses were totally different.
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| Cognac. $50. |
As it was time to move on to desserts, Emil ordered his dessert: cognac. You may recall that he does not eat dessert, so he wanted something to occupy himself as the desserts started rolling in.
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| Dessert #1: Fruit. |
And ... rolling in they did. First up was "fruit".
On top was fresh nectarines, super flavorful, thinly sliced. Garnished with little blossoms that tasted like basil. I loved that combination of flavors.
Underneath was something I don't even recall. Ojan said he thought it was ice cream inside meringue. I just remember not being impressed with that bit.
My third to least favorite of the desserts, saved by the tasty fruit on top.
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| Dessert #2: Ice Cream. |
Next up was an ice cream course, almond ice cream.
It was very almondy, and not too sweet. I liked the crunch and sweetness from the crumble on top, but wasn't into the shortbread underneath.
Nothing all that special, and, I wish I hadn't finished mine, as I had no idea how many more desserts would be coming our way. My second to least favorite of the desserts.
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| Dessert #2 (Vegetarian): Ice Cream. |
The vegetarian meal came with a different ice cream course, which I believe they called Coca-Cola. My dining companion gave me this, since she also doesn't eat desserts. I believe Emil has finally found his match!
This one was far better. The ice cream was vanilla and kinda malty, drizzled with a super flavorful and intense cola syrup. It really did taste like a soda float. It was garnished with a piece that tasted like a sugar cone.
I easily finished this, the flavor was shockingly intense and interesting. My second favorite of the dessert courses.
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| Coffee. |
To go along with desserts, I also ordered decaf coffee. It was served with a variety of sweeteners and a beautiful pot of steamed milk, always a nice touch. The coffee wasn't bad!
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| Dessert #3: Chocolate. |
Next, we moved on to chocolate dessert. I have no real memory of what this was. Or what the green sauce was? Totally unremarkable, and my least favorite.
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| Dessert #3 (Vegetarian): Chocolate Ganache Cake. |
Of course, the vegetarian offering had a completely different chocolate dessert, a slice of chocolate ganache cake. And just like the ice cream, our friend who ordered the vegetarian menu didn't want it. And, just like the ice cream, the vegetarian dish was much better.
Rich, creamy chocolate. Ojan and I easily finished this one off, and I think we both wished we hadn't eaten our own chocolate desserts. That said, this was still fairly middle of the road, good, but not remarkable.
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| Bonus Dessert: Birthday Cake. |
And, because we needed more desserts, a special extra dessert was brought out in honor of my birthday, complete with a candle. (Yes, at this point I already had my 3 dessert courses, plus the extra ice cream and chocolate desserts, and we weren't even close to done!)
It was a multilayer cake, although I'm not really sure what all the layers were. One was very intensely berry. The presentation was absolutely beautiful, the plate and the layers of the cake matched perfectly, and it was quite festive. That said, it wasn't actually very tasty. Tied with the almond ice cream for second to least favorite. I don't think anyone finished this one.
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| More Desserts: Chocolates, Donuts, Macaroons. |
But wait, there was more. Much much more.
First, macaroons. Macaroons are never my favorite, but these were fine. There were two flavors, one was chocolate and cherry, the other orange with white chocolate filling. The white chocolate was intensely sweet, but it went great with my coffee. Of course, since two of our diners weren't eating dessert, this left 4 macaroons each for Ojan and I. Ooph.
In the bowl were chocolate covered candied macadamias. I was really stuffed, but these were absolutely delicious, so I asked for them togo, since I knew they'd last, and I'd read this protip online. I highly recommend this action. They were clearly used to this request, as they were returned in a cute little cellophane bag, tied with a TFL ribbon.
And finally, donut holes, part of their signature "Coffee and Donuts" bonus dessert, which, we also had thrown into our meal. I'd read in advance that this is only served to VIPs, or as part of the extended meal, but anyone can request it, and sometimes it is available. Since it requires advance preparation (the donut dough needs to proof overnight, the semifreddo needs to set up over night), they can't just make it for everyone spur of the moment. I was planning to request it, but given how stuffed we were midway through the meal, I thought better of it. But, someone clearly knew I had a sweet tooth, and so we were treated to coffee and donuts just the same.
The donut holes were served warm, rolled in cinnamon sugar. And of course, there were several for each of us, and only Ojan and I were eating desserts. Dessert overload. These were good, as it is hard to go wrong with fresh donut holes, but they were no where near as remarkable as the donuts served at the end of
our meal at Cyrus. Then again, I still think those might be the best donuts I've ever had.
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| "Coffee" |
And, the "coffee" part of the famous "Coffee & Donuts". Except, this wasn't actually coffee, it was cappuccino semifreddo.
I'm not sure what the foam was exactly, but it was frothy, and made it look exactly like a cappuccino. I don't think it was actually steamed milk, as it didn't seem hot, but I could be wrong. Under that foam was an absolutely incredible espresso semifreddo. It was insanely fluffy, super airy, yet creamy, and very flavorful. I try not to have caffeine after noon, and it was 4pm, so I thought I'd just have a few bites. But I couldn't stop myself. It was just that good. So I finished mine. I paused. I was full. Beyond full. I'd had far more sweets than I can even count. But ... Emil wasn't touching his. I'd just have another couple bites. And suddenly, his was gone too. But ... our other dining companion wasn't touching hers either. How could I let that amazing semifreddo go to waste? I couldn't. Yes, I finished all 3. Even after all of these courses. I couldn't resist. Very clearly my favorite of the desserts. I still can't get over the texture!
Note that I didn't mention eating Ojan's. That is because he had told them of his no caffeine restriction, and they actually made his with vanilla instead of coffee! Except it wasn't a semifreddo, it seemed more like a regular ice cream, I think probably the same as from the vegetarian meal's Coca-Cola one. But I love how they manage to accommodate everyone's needs.
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| Chocolate Truffles. |
And yes, more sweets. I was still in the aftershock of all of the desserts I had just consumed. Let's see ... the fruit & ice cream dessert, almond ice cream, coca cola ice cream, my chocolate dessert, chocolate ganache cake, birthday cake, macaroons, donut holes, and three full semifreddos. And uh, it isn't like I was hungry going into the dessert lineup!
But now it was time for housemade chocolate truffles, in 7 varieties. The server rattled off the flavors and asked which I'd like. I was too overwhelmed to make decisions, and, at this point, I don't think I could have possibly eaten another bite. But I knew what to do. My research guided me well throughout the meal. Just ask for one of each, boxed up.
I felt a bit silly asking for them all, but, the server gladly obliged, and asked if the others all wanted the same. This can't be uncommon.
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| Melted Truffles. |
The truffles were given to me arranged in a nice container, a pair of each for Ojan and I. But ... it was really hot out that day, and they totally and completely melted in the car ride home. We didn't leave them in the sun or anything. Doh!
Even in their totally jumbled, melted mess, I could tell they were seriously good chocolates. Such a shame that I ruined them. The chocolate all had a perfect snap to it, and the fillings were creative.
I didn't take notes when the server named them all, so I'm somewhat just re-creating this based on what I tasted.
- Peanut Butter & Jelly: Well, how do you go wrong with this? Creamy peanut butter and chocolate are a classic combo, and the dollop of jam added fruitiness.
- S'mores: This one wasn't what I was expecting at all, as it was filled with a large, really fluffy marshmallow. I loved the marshmallow, and it was one truffle that didn't melt! I also appreciated the crunch from graham cracker base. A really fun truffle.
- Hazelnut Praline (?): I might be making this one up, but I found a lot of what tasted like hazelnut, ground up and crunchy. I loved the flavor.
- White Chocolate (with passion fruit?): This one had some fruitiness, which I'm deeming passion fruit, but really could have been something else. I didn't like the flavor of the white chocolate itself.
- Boozy (cherry?): Again, not entirely sure what this was, but it was definitely boozy, and had little bits of something, currants? Cherries? The chocolate had a great snap to it, and strong flavors.
- Caramel: I'm pretty sure there was a caramel one in mix, since I found runny caramel all over the box. Sweet and tasty.
- There was at least one other kind, but I didn't ever find another distinct flavor in the rubble. Perhaps it was plain chocolate?
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| Take Home Gifts: Chocolate, Shortbreads. |
And more, but these were clearly designed to take home.
Just for me, for my birthday, a stack of chocolate bars, bearing the 20th anniversary double X logo. The chocolate was good, filled with nibs. I shared it with all my co-workers.
For everyone, a metal tin of shortbreads. Now, I don't normally care much for cookies, and Ojan never likes shortbreads, but we both agreed that these were quite good. Very buttery, coated in cinnamon and sugar. I described them as what a churro would be, if it were a shortbread. A nice treat the next day, for sure. I love meals that end with a take home treat, perfect to keep the memories alive one more day ...
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| The Damage! |
And, at the end, the damage. Presented on a giant laundry tag. Cute!
