Classic Clif Bars
"CLIF BAR® Energy Bar is the first bar we made, and it’s still everything we’re about. Nutritious, organic ingredients. Performance nutrition. And great taste. Whether you’re on a 150-mile bike ride or exploring a new trail, this energy bar is built to sustain your adventure."
Sierra Trail Mix Clif Bar. |
Peanut Toffee Buzz. |
Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch. |
Chocolate Chip Peanut Crunch. (2023 Update). |
White Chocolate Macadamia Nut. |
Peanut Toffee Buzz. |
Surely this would be good right? Peanuts? Toffee? Peanut butter and peanuts were early in the ingredient list. I had hope.
I shouldn't have. Still a Clif bar. Still just such an awful mushy texture, awful taste from all the protein isolates.
I hunted for peanuts, as I could see bits of peanut, but, alas, they weren't really to be found. I didn't taste any peanut.
I hunted for toffee, and what I found were little bits of soft mush, kinda sweet. Was that the toffee? It wasn't worth seeking out.
I have no idea what the icing drizzle on top was.
The "buzz" comes from green tea extract, also, not something I detected.
Sigh, Clif bars. *.
Blueberry Crisp. |
Great blueberry flavor, aroma of a blueberry muffin, dried blueberries soft and sweet, nice crunch from chopped almonds, and then ... the Clif bar funk. #stillAClifBar *+.
Oatmeal Raisin Walnut. |
Great aroma. Almost seemed like it was going to be a pleasant oatmeal raisin cookie-like experience.
And then it was a Clif Bar. Horrible texture, strange flavor. Did not like. *.
Carrot Cake. |
I don't know about you, but when I think of carrot cake, the spices, raisins, and apples (?) aren't exactly my focus. Carrot cake is all about the cream cheese frosting! I thought this would be drizzled with some kind of healthy icing, but alas, it wasn't.
I also don't think of soy protein isolate, soybeans, oat fiber, rolled oats, etc, obviously.
So the base of this met my Clif bar expectations, even though not my carrot cake expectations: horrible flavor and texture, lots of weird stuffs going on in there. It did had actual chunks of carrots, and some classic carrot cake spicing (nutmeg, cinnamon, cloves), so, I'll give them that. *+.
Carrot Cake: Detail. |
Berry Pomegranate Chia. |
How did I wind up with this? I have no idea. I certainly didn't purchase it, given my general displeasure with Clif bars, my complete and utter dislike of chia, and general feelings of "eh" on cranberries and pomegranates.
Better question ... why did I bother try it? Again, I have no idea, except my desire to try #allTheThings and you know, "do it for my readers". Y'all are important to me!
The shocking thing to me is that I didn't hate it. Maybe I was in the mood? The texture was good, slight crunch. It tasted healthy, but not in a bad way. It was pretty fruity. Sure, the fruits weren't ones I really wanted, but it was vaguely "kinda tart, kinda sweet berry" flavor, certainly not identifiable as pomegranate, which makes sense, since dried cranberries and dried strawberries come long long before the pomegranate powder in the ingredient list.
If you like chia and fruity-tart flavors, give this one a try. **+.
- Chocolate Brownie: "The rich, indulgent flavor of a fresh-baked brownie.". Mushy texture, not very good flavor. Did not deliver the "brownie" it promised! *.
- Chocolate Chip: "The classic, cravable taste of a fresh chocolate chip cookie." Same mushy base, little bits of decent chocolate chips, chocolate drizzle on top for a tiny bit more chocolate, but overall, just sweet and mushy and not something I want. *+.
- Crunchy Peanut Butter: "Smooth, organic peanut butter mixed with crunchy peanut pieces.". Same mushy base, although with nice peanut butter flavor. But I'd much rather taste my peanut butter in another form. **.
- Coconut Chocolate Chip: "Sweet organic coconut paired with chocolate chips and a creamy chocolate drizzle." Again, mushy, but the coconut flakes added a little more texture, making it a bit crunchy. This was better. The flavor from the coconut was also good. One of the better Clif bars, but I wouldn't really want more. **+.
Crunch
For a while, Clif made a line of bars known as "Crunch". These are crunchy, fairly classic granola bars, marketed as a lighter option than the Clif energy bars. They amp up the fiber content by incorporating rye flakes, barley flakes, oat bran, and oat flour, along with the standard toasted oats and rice crisps.Mojo Bars
"Sometimes we get a craving for something sweet...and salty. That’s why we make CLIF Mojo™. It’s all about different flavors and textures to satisfy your sweet (and salty) tooth"
White Chocolate Macadamia. |
Dark Chocolate Almond Coconut. |
- Dipped Chocolate Peanut: Peanuts, chocolate, pretzels, dipped in more chocolate. This was really great. Whole flavorful peanuts, salty, and chocolately, all in one? Yes please! ****. Subsequent review: Nice chunks of peanuts. Slightly salty, kinda hard though, would have liked it softer. Very little chocolate dip, just a thin layer on the bottom, so you don’t taste it much. Good bits of pretzel, rice crispies, peanuts, and honey roasted peanuts. ***+.
- Mountain Mix: Made from almonds, peanuts, raisins, and chocolate chips. It was really chewy, kinda hard to chew. Least favorite that I tried. Mostly just tasted like raisins and crappy peanuts. Did not like. *+.
- Peanut Butter Pretzel: This has pretzels, peanut butter filled pretzels, and even more peanut butter. The chunks of pretzels were a good size, and it was a delightful mix of sweet and salty. Really good. ****.
Builder's Protein Bars
"We’re all building toward something great. That’s why delicious CLIF® Builders® and CLIF® Builders® Minis offer complete plant protein, including essential amino acids to help support, rebuild, and repair muscles."
If regular Clif bars aren't substantial enough for you, the BUILDER's bars are a step up in terms of protein content, with 20g protein each. Loaded up with all sorts of ... stuff. Designed for building muscle.
They are layered bars, with the bottom layer made up of soy rice crisps, the top layer is a smooth concoction, and the whole thing is coated in chocolate. Don't let the chocolate fool you. They taste absolutely horrible. I'd never eat these, even if I was a body builder. There have to be better tasting ways to get an easy 20g of protein.
Cookies 'n Cream. |
This tasted like paste. Not even really peanut butter flavored paste. Totally nasty.
Chocolate Mint:
Organic Trail Mix Bars
"CLIF® Organic Trail Mix Bar is made for mixing it up and discovering all the good stuff the day has to offer. Combining simple and organic ingredients that are good for both our bodies and the planet, our trail mix bar comes in flavors for just about every occasion no matter where the trail takes you."
Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter. |
This one wasn't too bad for you, not too high in sugar (8 grams), and has moderate amount of protein (6 grams).
The base is a mix of peanuts, almonds, soybeans, and rice crisps, plus peanut butter and dark chocolate chunks. The bottom side is coated with a dark chocolate coating.
I was pretty excited for this one, as I love peanut butter and chocolate. But somehow, despite having both peanuts and peanut butter, I didn't really taste much peanut flavor. The large chunks of dark chocolate were nice, but, the chocolate wasn't that intense. The nuts were fine, but I didn't like the rice crisps.
It was also not soft, instead, it was a very hard style. Not crispy like some bars, actually just hard. I didn't like this. *+.
Coconut Almond Peanut. |
Like the other trail mix bar, this one isn't too high in sugar (6 grams), has a moderate amount of protein (6 grams), although might be a bit high in fat for some (13 g), due to the nuts.
The base is similar to the dark chocolate peanut butter, a mix of peanuts, almonds, soybeans, and rice crisps, plus coconut. The bottom side was not coated like the previous bar.
This one actually tasted more peanuty than the dark chocolate peanut butter, but I didn't taste all that much coconut. I again didn't care for the crisps.
This was a hard style bar, basically just nuts and the crisps bound together by sweeteners (tapioca syrup, cane syrup, and honey). It wasn't bad, but, it just wasn't interesting. **.
Nut Butter Filled Bars
"The athletes and foodies in the Clif kitchen have crafted a different kind of energy bar. CLIF® Nut Butter Filled Energy Bar brings together two great energy foods – a delicious, creamy nut butter inside an organic energy bar – to deliver sustained energy."
Coconut Almond Butter. |
The almond butter was blended with cashew butter, which didn't make it any better for me, since that was bitter. I also didn't care for the date paste used as sweetener. It did have nice coconut flavor to it though, and the texture (and oats) were quite nice, but, as someone who doesn't go for almond butter, cashew butter, and dates, this was just not for me. **.
Chocolate Hazelnut Butter. |
I moved on to a more promising sounding bar - chocolate hazelnut!
Again though, the nut butter wasn't quite as advertised. The hazelnut butter was really a mix of hazelnut, cashew, and almond butter. There was enough hazelnut though to balance out the others, so I didn't mind it too much. The nut butter is also where the chocolate is, blended in, which I'm sure also helps mask the other nuts. The filling was creamy and actually pretty enjoyable. A healthy version of Nutella?
I again liked the texture of the outer part of the bar, the oat base was enjoyable.
This was far more successful than the first, and something I'd consider eating again, if I wanted a healthy but mid-range calorie bar. ***+.
Finally, my favorite kind of nut butter: peanut butter. Yup, I guess I'm just traditional.
I was most excited for this filling, as it was just pure peanut based peanut butter, no other nuts mixed in.
The peanut butter was .. fine. Better than the blended butters, but, it wasn't very creamy. It was rather dry. I actually preferred the chocolate hazelnut butter.
The wrapper layer was again decent enough.
This was very close to something I liked, I just wished the peanut butter had a bit more to offer. And ... maybe some chocolate chips or something? Still, I finished it with no problem. ****.
Chocolate Peanut Butter. |
I expected the Chocolate Peanut Butter to be like the Chocolate Hazelnut Butter. That is, the oat based plain bar filled with chocolate nut butter. Instead, it was reversed; the cocoa was in the bar, the filling was the same plain peanut butter from the standard peanut butter bar.
And again, the peanut butter just wasn't great. Not that much flavor, not creamy.
The chocolate in the base didn't really come through. Yes, it was dark, but, it didn't taste of much chocolate at all.
This was the bar I expected to be the highlight, since I like peanut butter, and chocolate makes better, but it really let me down. I liked it less than the plain peanut butter. ***.
Clif Kids
zbar
"CLIF Kid Zbar® is an organic, baked whole grain energy snack, made with a blend of carbohydrates, fiber, protein, and fat to give kids energy so they can keep zipping and zooming along. Our products never include high fructose corn syrup or artificial flavors."I believe this was the first product line from Clif for kids. Zbars come in 5 kid friendly varieties: chocolate brownie, chocolate chip, iced oatmeal cookie, iced lemon cookies, s'mores, all of which feature an organic oat blend as the base, with flax seed and soy butter, sweetened with cane syrup, maple syrup, and fig paste. The bars are smaller than the adult versions, and come with attractive packaging and a drizzle over them.
Chocolate Chip. |
The first zbar I tried was the chocolate chip.
Perhaps they can trick a child into thinking this is anything like a chocolate chip cookie, but, they sure didn't trick me. I did not like this.
It was a dense granola bar, too bitter from the flax, and strangely sweet from the date paste. Yes, there were tiny little chocolate chips, and a chocolate drizzle on top, but tasty this was not.
Iced Oatmeal Cookie. |
Next up, "iced oatmeal cookie". Again, not a cookie!
A dense, hearty, healthy tasting oat based bar. Yes, it had some cinnamon and vanilla, so had spicing like an oatmeal cookie. Yes, it had a drizzle of icing on top. But, no, a cookie it was not.
Maybe for a healthy bar it was fine, but if you want something remotely cookie-like, this is not it.
Iced Oatmeal Cookie: Limited Edition (2022). |
Apple Filled with Almond Butter. |
This really was almost good. It was just the particular flavors (apple, almond) that weren't great for me.
The soft, sweet, oatmeal cookie-like bar really did feel like, well, a cookie. But it tasted faintly of apples, not exactly my thing. The drizzle of icing certainly helped this feel like an indulgent treat.
The filling was a fairly smooth creamy almond butter. A nice touch, except, I really wanted peanut butter.
So, very close to being something I'd like. How about some kind of berry (strawberry, raspberry, etc) and peanut butter filled?
Cinnamon Roll. |
zbar Protein
"Made for little hands and busy bodies, CLIF Kid Zbar® Protein’s balanced blend of plant-based pea protein and crispy, delicious flavors make these bars a perfect back- to-school snack. Made with organic oats, these hunger-busting snacks also have no high fructose corn syrup or artificial flavors – and they’re non-GMO and gluten free."
zfruit
Clif Kids ZFruit Rope - Strawberry. |