After elementary school, I stopped having these products. Not that I stopped having ice cream, we just stopped having them at school, and my family always had a plethora of other ice cream options in the house. I hadn't had any of this sort of frozen dairy treat in years, but then I spent a summer working in Sydney, and my office there had an ice cream freezer stocked with their brand of classic childhood treats. I loved exploring the entire product line, as they were totally different than anything we had here. (I think theirs are way better! Pine Lime Splices are awesome!) Anyway, I was curious how I'd feel about my old favorites now, so when I saw that a number of merchants on LevelUp or GoPago had ice creams, I started trying them all again.
US Reviews, 2013
I really didn't like many of them, and they didn't live up to my memories. I originally thought it was just a result of nostalgia, and changing preferences, but when I went to write up this post I discovered something ... I was trying Nestlé products, not Good Humor! Both make basically the same type of items, but I definitely had the Good Humor ones growing up. Whoops!I'm starting to think I really just don't like anything from Nestlé, as I was pretty disappointed with their candy line too!
Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bar. $1.79. |
Note that the word "ice cream" doesn't appear in the description anywhere. I think that is because it isn't really ice cream!
The "sweet strawberry center" was icy and not very strawberry flavored, although it was indeed very sweet. I hated it. The "creamy vanilla" wasn't creamy at all, was icy, and not very ice cream-like at all. The consistency was all off. The only part I enjoyed was the coating, the little bits of "strawberry shortcake crumb" which were basically just little bits of cake-like crumbles. They were sorta crunchy.
Would not get again!
Cookies N' Cream Ice Cream Bar. $0.99. |
This was actually kinda good. The ice cream was again not creamy or really vanilla-y, but it was loaded up with cookie bits. It tasted like an Oreo. Coated in a milk chocolate shell that also had cookie bits in it.
No real reason to get one again, but overall, not bad.
Vanilla Classic. |
Now this is a classic! It was pretty much as I remembered. I enjoyed the crunch from the slew of peanuts on the outside, and they combined well with the plentiful chocolate coating. The chocolate had a nice snap to it.
The "ice cream" was, like in all their other products, not very creamy, not very vanilla-y, not particularly good, but, it was what it was. It melted decently.
The cone was really soggy and gross. I remarked on this, and my companion just said "isn't that how it always is?" I guess I had forgotten that part. Meh. It did have a ton of chocolate in it though, the chocolate tip is always a winner.
Overall, it was pretty much what I expected. Classic, simple, not exactly high end nor fancy. I don't feel compelled to have another. My companion enjoyed his much more than I did!
Vanilla Caramel Classic Drumstick. |
Next up, the classic, but with a slight twist: a caramel core!
The caramel was sweet and gooey, and again, plentiful. They do not skimp on the toppings/add-ins.
Otherwise, this was very much the same as the classic: I again liked the chocolate coating and peanuts, tolerated the ice cream, and hated the cone. Better than the classic, but not something I felt myself wanting more of.
Triple Chocolate Kingsize Drumstick. |
The cone size of the Kingsize Drumstick was the same as a standard Drumstick, but what changed is the amount of ice cream on top. There was easily more ice cream than cone. The cone was exactly like the original Drumstick; totally stale and soggy. I hated it.
The vanilla
The chocolate ice milk product was better, a bit more creamy, with decent chocolate flavor. It wasn't good, but it wasn't nearly as bad as any of the other ice cream-like stuff I tried from Nestlé. The "rich chocolate sauce" was a hard chocolate shell, that like the chocolate chips, added an additional crunch and a bit of fun.
This was better than the other Drumstick and most of their other products, but I certainly don't want another.
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Nestlé Toll House Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwich
This was one that I'd never had before, but I remember always wanting it as a child. It always looked sooo good. Two giant chocolate chip cookies AND ice cream, all together? Yes! And Toll House cookies are such a classic. I thought this was going to be amazing.
Vanilla with Nestlé Crunch Dibs
These were basically little chocolate covered ice cream nuggets. As you may have guessed by now, the ice cream was icy, flavorless, and certainly not creamy. The chocolate coating was low quality, mostly just waxy. I liked the crunch in it at least?
International Reviews
UK
Strawberry Fab. |
Germany 2022
Extrême Nuss. |
Behold, the "extrême" nut cone.
This actually wasn't bad. Two kinds of ice cream, I think one was just vanilla and one was hazelnut. Both were smooth and creamy, melted nicely, but clearly weren't premium ice cream. Pretty standard "novelty" ice cream quality.
On top was hard chocolate shell and bits of hazelnut, which made for nice texture and some additional nutty goodness. The inside was the part I was most surprised by, as it had a solid core of chocolate (possibly chocolate hazelnut?). The cone was crisp and not soggy, standard quality cone.
Overall, not bad, not amazing. More "Nutella" inspired than the extreme nut branding sounded though, this was equally chocolately as it was hazelnutty.
***.
Extrême Caramel. |
I also tried the caramel version. It also had two kinds of ice cream (caramel and white chocolate), both of which were creamy and melted nicely, but were very, very sweet. It too had a core I wasn't expecting, this time, salted caramel sauce. On top, more caramel sauce and white chocolate.
This was just too sweet for me. Extreme caramel indeed. If you want super sweet caramel, go for it, but for me, it was too much.
**.
Big Sandwich. |
Big Sandwich: Side. |
"Do I want vanilla ice cream today? Or chocolate? Mmh ... strawberries would be delicious again. If you can't decide between the three classic types of ice cream, just grab the sandwich ice cream. Creamy bourbon vanilla ice cream, fine chocolate ice cream and fruity strawberry ice cream are all combined in one. And to make it easy to eat, the ice cream is sandwiched between two cones so your fingers stay clean. Made with a lot of love and care, it invites you to put your feet up and remember how we felt back in our childhood."
The ice cream however was quite good. It was smooth and creamy, melted nicely. I don't care for strawberry ice cream in general, so that layer I could do without, but the chocolate and vanilla were both good.
I was glad to try the classic item, and I did enjoy my vanilla/chocolate ice cream, but overall, this was a dud for me.
***.
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