Mr. Holmes Bakehouse

Update Reviews, June 2018 & March 2019

I've had the joy of hosting two events catered by Mr. Holmes, one was National Donut Day in June 2018, and the other, a group event around St. Patrick's Day.

March Goodies.

In both cases, working with Mr. Holmes was extremely easy - just a few e-mails, a digital invoice, and a on-time delivery of nicely packaged items both times.  Definitely recommended for ease and originality.

Donuts

Mr. Holmes always offers two flavors of donuts, and they change daily, with a fixed rotation each month.

National Donut Day!!!

For National Donut Day, we went, well, all in on donuts, ordering big boxes of both varieties, even though we didn't know what the variety would be.

Friday Flavor: Blueberry Lemonade (June 2018).

"Strawberry lemonade is over-hyped. It’s 2018 and blueberries deserve to thrive. "

First up is the Friday flavor for the month of June: Blueberry Lemonade.  I was thrilled to see the blueberry element, but less thrilled by the lemon.  Still, the curb appeal was there, with a fresh blueberry perched on the outside.

 The donut itself I adored.  Fluffy, fried in all the right ways (as in, you tasted fried, but not "bad" fried, not stale oil, but, there was no doubt this was a freshly fried item).  It was rolled generously, generously in sugar.

But the filling, as I expected, was just not for me.  The blueberry was nice, but it was essentially lemon curd, too tangy for my taste.

{ Peach? } (June 2018).

The second flavor was the flavor of the day, something that changes daily, and my box arrived without any label, so I had no idea what kind it was.

The donut was again fabulous.  Just so fluffy, expertly rolled in sugar, excellent.  It didn't *need* filling, but this filling was incredible.

{ Peach? }: Inside.

It was really well stuffed.  No half-ass job here.  Seriously filled full of creamy goodness.

And creamy goodness it was.  Basically, a slightly fruity Bavarian cream.  I was transported instantly back to the state fair, with fresh fried dough, rolled in cinnamon sugar, and topped with scoops of Bavarian cream (yup, I grew up on the East Coast, can you tell?).

This was truly fabulous, and I think I literally inhaled a full one in ... 15 seconds?  I was embarrassed for myself, honestly.

Croissants

Croissants are a big feature of the Mr. Holmes menu, with both sweet and savory offerings, very elaborately decorated.  They make a quality croissant.

Sweet

Matcha Croissant. (March). $4.30.

"Plain croissant, matcha, pate a glacer white coating chocolate."

This is a croissant I have had before, and ordered a bunch of these to go along with the theme of the event I was hosting (green, for St. Patrick's Day). Of course I tried one again.

These are more simple than they look, not filled with a matcha cream as many folks (including me!) wished they were, but instead, just a classic plain croissant half dipped in a matcha white chocolate.

The croissant base is a decent croissant, well laminated, flaky, layered.  The messy kind of croissant, that shatters as you try to cut it in half.

And the coating?  Creamy sweet white chocolate with a hint of matcha.  I love the coating.  I was happy to pick up all the coating bits that were left behind in the box as people cut the croissants.

Like the others, I wish that there was a filling, which, was easily remedied at our event, as I also had a green fruit salad and had matcha whipped cream to go with that!

Party Croissant. (March). $4.80.

"Twice-baked croissant filled with cake and garnished with buttercream icing and sprinkles."

Ok, how fun did this one sound?  Maybe I'm just a sucker for sprinkles, but I loved the sound of this hybrid item.  And, how awesome did it look?

The croissant is not just a plain croissant like the matcha version, instead, it is a sugar coated croissant, like a churro almost (they do also make a churro croissant with dulce de leche filling!).  The croissant, just like the plain croissant, was crispy on the outside, and very nicely layered and laminated.  It did seem slightly over-cooked though, particularly the ends were rather dry.  Interestingly, one other person who tried this like that it was "more burnt" because he felt it added an extra bitter quality that was needed to balance the sweet cake aspects.

I loved the topping, I expected just rainbow sprinkles like for ice cream, but instead there were round colorful "sprinkles", gold little stars, gold flakes, pearl balls, all perched on top of buttercream.  The buttercream was just classic buttercream, but it was good enough, and really did scream "birthday cake".

Party Croissant: Inside.

Inside was the most fascinating part of course ... what on earth did I expect from a cake filled croissant?

It turned out to be ... just that.  The inside was ... rainbow confetti cake.  A bit dry, and nothing else in there.  I think I thought the cake would be cubed, and perhaps more buttercream?  It was just very dry, and even slathering the buttercream from on top didn't really add enough moisture.

From here you can also see the top and sides of the croissant really are ... dark brown, a bit dry, and quite crispy.

Overall, this one was beautiful, but really didn't deliver.  I thought the croissant was overcooked, and the cake filling not nearly as exciting as the toppings implied it would be.  That said, the other person who had it enjoyed it, and found it interesting, fun, and balanced.  So ... to each his or her own?

"Rest in Peach". $5.80. (June 2018).

"Peach Jam, Vanilla Pastry Cream, Oat Crumble, Mascarpone Whipped Ganache, Peach Parchment." 

Ok, how amazing did this one look (and sound)?  It was absolutely beautifully garnished, with whipped mascarpone ganache, oat crumble, peach "parchment" (yes really), and white chocolate.

The croissant itself was rolled in sugar, because, clearly, more sugar was needed?

The croissant was ... fine.  I mean, it was not the flakiest, not the most buttery, not the most memorable in any way.  But it was fine.

Inside was fully stuffed, just like the donuts.  The description said "Peach Jam, Vanilla Pastry Cream", but these were not separate ingredients, rather, they were fully combined into a peachy cream, thicker and more fruity than the donut filling.  I liked it less, actually.

The mascarpone whipped ganache was *fabulous*, super sweet, I'm pretty sure it used white chocolate.  Wonderful.  I appreciated the oat crumble for some crunch.

The "peach parchment" was fascinating, I really don't have a better word to describe than parchment, but I think it might have been thinly pounded dehydrated peach?

So overall ... unremarkable croissant, cream filling that I just didn't like much, and excellent toppings.

Chocolate Cherry Bun. (March). $4.30.

"Croissant dough rolled in cherry jam and chocolate glaze topped with dehydrated cherries."

I wanted to try something a bit different, so I got the chocolate cherry bun, not an item I had really heard anything about, but sounded potentially interesting.  Croissant dough, cherry jam, and chocolate glaze?  Sure!

It wasn't quite what I expected, nor quite what was described.

The "topped with dehydrated cherries" meant 4 tiny bits of dehydrated cherry that were completely lost in the very generous chocolate topping, that was most definitely not a "glaze", rather, a very thick chocolate ganache.  I like chocolate ganache, but I found myself not really into this topping at all, it didn't have a deep chocolate flavor, nor a good texture.

The croissant bun I also didn't like, it was too greasy, spongy, and almost even soggy and over-fried tasting.

Chocolate Cherry Bun: Inside.

Moving on, the insides.  The dough was not "rolled in cherry jam", but rather, the bun was stuffed with a cherry filling.  It was fine I guess, a cherry jam, but honestly, I'd rather generic cherry pie filling.

If you can't tell, I didn't care for this item at all.  The pastry was spongy, it was oily and heavy, and I didn't even care for the cherry or chocolate ganache.  Sadness.

Savory

Although Mr. Holmes is a bakery, they do not just specialize in sweets, and in fact have a large selection of savory items.

"Just Try It". $5.80. (June 2018).

"House-made pastrami, pickled onions, pickled oranges, manchego cheese, pumpkin seeds, fennel seeds."

I did something crazy (for me anyway), and got a savory croissant.  This was for "lunch", so I felt like I needed something savory?

After the lackluster sweet croissant, I was a little worried, but this one was actually fabulous.

The croissant was far flakier, crispier, just much better in every way.  A wonderful croissant.  The pumpkin and fennel seeds added tons of flavor and texture.  There was cheese oozing out from within, and coating the top, that added even more crispy goodness (and, um, cheese).  I'm not normally one to say "oh, yay, manchego!", but it was good here.

It was good cold, or room temp, but I also warmed it up.  It was even better, particularly the fillings ...

"Just Try It": Inside.

And inside?  Yup, pastrami, cheese, pickled red onion, and ... pickled oranges.  Yes, really.  

A fascinating sounding lineup, but, it really worked!  The cheese got melty and complimented the pastrami well.  The pickled red onions and orange gave fresh crunch and acidity.  It came together shockingly well.  

I really, really enjoyed this.  Yes, a savory pastry.  It blows your standard "ham and cheese" croissant out of the water, and very much redeemed Mr. Holme's in the croissant department.

Danishes

Mr. Holmes uses similar dough to also craft danishes, again, both sweet and savory.

Miso Mushroom Danish. (March). $4.80.

"Roasted shiitake mushrooms in a miso sesame base with seaweed salad garnish."

Even though I liked the savory croissant quite a bit, I decided to try a different savory item, a danish.  I was drawn in to this because I adore mushrooms, miso, and seaweed salad, so, the flavor profile sounded right up my alley.

And, spoiler, it was.

The base was just a danish, but it was perfectly done, the edges so crispy, but the layers so ... uh, layered?  I loved how it came apart in layers when I pulled on it that way.

On top really was "seaweed salad garnish", just a few forkfuls of mixed seaweeds piled on top, along with shaved bonito.  I was impressed with the variety of seaweeds in the mix (purple, green, etc), but I did wish there was more than just a garnish layer.

Miso Mushroom Danish: Inside.

The other toppings went deeper into the danish, filling the dent on top.

This stuff was the goodness.  The "miso sesame base" was a fascinating substance, it looked sorta like cream cheese at first glance, but it clearly wasn't.  It had a lovely deep miso flavor.  So much yes to this, and not a flavor I've ever had with danish dough before, but clearly works great with the seaweed salad.

And then, the mushrooms.  Good size chunks, slightly smokey, roasted to the point of having just enough bite to them to feel "meaty".  Loved them, and they too went well with the miso and seaweed flavors.

Overall, this was very unique, and quite enjoyable.  I liked the quality danish, and I loved the asian flavors and textures.  An odd item, not what I'd want for breakfast, but it was fantastic alongside my salad for lunch.

Cookies

Mr. Holmes makes only 3 cookies: a classic chocolate chunk, a vegan fudge cookie, and, a cornflake cookie.  All are HUGE, and, even though I'm not generally a cookie girl, are quite fabulous

Cornflake Cookie. (March). $3.30.

"Brown butter toffee, cornflake cereal."

I ordered this one because cornflake cookies I sometimes love, or sometimes ... really don't (like the signature cornflake marshmallow cookie from Milk Bar that I have such mixed feels on).

This turned out to be an AWESOME cookie.  Seriously, an amazing cookie.  I'll admit that I may have ordered it for someone else, and, uh, he didn't ever get a single bite.  #i'mTheWorst

The cookie was huge.  It was crazy decadent, so clearly loaded with butter and sugar (or, I guess, brown butter and toffee?).  It had a fascinating crispy crunch from the cornflakes, unlike the texture of the cornflakes in the Milk Bar one that bothered me, these were truly little pops of enjoyable crunch.  It was crazy sweet though, and I found myself wanting to dip it in whipped cream.  And then there was a salty aspect too.  Sweet and salty.  So very addicting.

The cookie was a interesting style itself, a crispy style, except that it was also soft and gooey in the middle.  It isn't the style I normally prefer, but, it worked here.

I truly loved this cookie, and found it hard to stop eating once I started.  I broke off a chunk, went back for "just one more bite", and ... repeated that process, um, several times.  

I'll gladly get this again, one of my favorite Mr. Holmes items.

Update Review, May 2018

"Hey Julie, we have pastries from Mr. Holmes, want any?"  You know I went running.  Fast.

Mr. Holmes Bakeshop is known for creative pastries, which I've reviewed before (below), but this one was certainly the most unique so far.

Twice Backed Coffee Stout Croissant.  $5.80.

"Brown sugar cake, stout beer cream, chocolate glaze, coffee crumb, dark chocolate brownie."

When I got this, I got it from an event where someone brought in Mr. Holmes goods, so I didn't know what it was.  I saw that it had chocolate glaze and some kind of crumble, and brownie chunks, and that was enough to draw me in.

It also was clearly split in half, so I expected some kind of filling (which, it had).

The toppings were a bit odd, to be honest.

Brownie chunks on top of a croissant?  I mean, they were fine brownie chunks, but, I didn't really want or need brownies with my croissant.  The dark chocolate glaze was good, thick like a ganache.  I didn't realize the crumb was coffee, I thought it was just chocolate or brownie, but I can see it in retrospect kinda, it did have a bitterness.

So, the toppings were ... interesting.  They certainly added flavors and textures, and looked crazy.

But what was inside confused me more.

Twice Baked Coffee Stout Croissant: Inside.

The croissant itself was fine.  Flaky.  Not too oily but clearly decadent.

But the filling confused me greatly.

It was a cream.  Or a paste.  It had a consistency of mushy banana.  But didn't really taste like banana.  But if you can imagine mushy banana, that is what it was like, not light like cream, not smooth like a custard, not exactly a pudding.  But it seemed to be cream based.

And it had a flavor to it.  I guessed rum.  Something boozy.  I couldn't pinpoint it, but it wasn't a simple flavor.  I still kept thinking "banana" due to the consistency, but it didn't seem quite right.  Banana rum cream filled croissant topped with chocolate sauce, brownies, and cake bits?  I was so confused, and clearly had to look it up.

It turned out to be "brown sugar cake and stout beer cream".  Uh, of course?  Clearly.  But I don't like beer.

Oh, but the thing is?  I LOVED the filling.  Yeah, the texture was strange, thick like a pudding, and the flavor I couldn't identify, but it was complex, and it was sweet from the brown sugar.  And there was tons of it.

I wanted a bowl of that filling, just like a pudding.  Who needed the croissant, and certainly, who needed those brownie bits?

Overall, fascinating, but, wow, that filling.  Wonderful, and it made the whole adventure with this pastry worthy it.

Update Review, February 2016

"Oh, Julie, what are you doing from 10:30-11:30?", was a greeting I received from a co-worker one morning.  I replied that I was headed to a meeting until 11.  She told me I should swing by an event she was hosting when I got out of my meeting, and then she added it to my calendar.  She promised tasty things.  I knew nothing more.

I had no idea what I was in for when I stepped into the room a little after 11, but was beyond thrilled when I saw the display from Mr. Holmes Bakehouse.  I had their goods once before at an event and I was pretty impressed, so I was eager to try more goods.  For more background on the insanity that is Mr. Holmes, go start with my previous review, and then return here.

Assorted Items, February 2017.

I didn't know what the items were exactly when I was at the event, but, I looked them up afterwards.  I was immediately sad that I didn't have the insider knowledge when I was selecting my treats, as I certainly would have grabbed different items.

Only a few of these were as simple as they looked.  The plain croissant, and the chocolate croissant, were exactly what they looked like.  But the other croissants were far more exciting, including a

churro croissant (I thought it was just cinnamon sugar coated, but, it was filled with dulce de leche cream!), ferrero rocher croissant (filled with hazelnut and dunked in chocolate coating), matcha croissant (matcha white chocolate coating), and seasonal fruit danish (with brown butter streusel and pastry cream).  The donut was rolled in cinnamon sugar and stuffed with white mocha raspberry cream.  And the cookie even was far more exciting than it looked, brown butter caramel with cornflakes! 

I first grabbed a giant bear claw (not pictured because I had already snagged it from the platter), but came back for more later in the morning.

Since someone had already cut into the ferrero rocher croissant, I too cut off a chunk and tried it.  It really was a quality croissant, perfectly layered, flaky, crispy on top, buttery, shiny.  When I saw the green dipped one remaining later, I hoped it was matcha, and grabbed that for myself.

The matcha croissant was also good, again, a great specimen of a croissant.  The inside folds were moist and buttery, the outside flaky and messy in all the right ways.  The white chocolate matcha coating was very well balanced, strongly matcha flavored but not bitter, and not overwhelming sweet from white chocolate either.  Very good, although a bit simple.

Cookie Dough Bear Claw / Cookie Dough Mousse. $4.50.

Like I said, I didn't know what anything was when I was at the event, and I just picked this one for myself as it was the biggest and most decadent looking.  You know how I roll.

It turned out to be a bear claw, stuffed with cookie dough mousse, topped with cookie dough crust, and drizzled in white chocolate.  It was massive, a real bear paw.  And I ate it.  All of it.

It was good.  It was very good.

Like the croissants, the pastry was fantastic.  Incredible layers, buttery, flaky, slightly crispy, just, perfect.  I liked breaking the fingers off one-by-one, and eating them as delicious croissant-bites.

The cookie dough coating on top was kinda fun, full of crunchy little cocoa nibs.  It reminded me of a pineapple bun from a Chinese bakery, you know, the kind that look like pineapples because they have the crunchy sweet sugar cookie topping?  It was good, but unnecessary on top of a bear claw that was also drizzled with white chocolate (yay, more sweet topping), AND stuffed with cookie dough mousse.

Cookie Dough Bear Claw: Inside.

Let's talk about that mousse.

I cut the claw in half to reveal the contents, and found it very generously stuffed with the pastry cream.  The cream was absolutely loaded up with mini chocolate chips, making it very chocolatey.  It was sweet, it was creamy, and had a nice texture from all the chips.  I didn't love the filling, but it was good.  There was so much of it that it was actually too much with just the main part of the claw, but I found that I could break a finger off and dunk it in the extra filling for a "perfect bite".  I also clearly enjoyed dissecting this thing as I devoured it.

Overall, this was very good.  I was a bit shocked to find that I ate the whole thing in one sitting, as it really was quite large.  But, such quality pastry, seriously, look at the layering here on the interior!

It was also a fairly fascinating item, so it held my interest.

Original Review, June 2016

A couple years ago, Mr. Holmes Bakehouse hit San Francisco by storm.  If you follow the bakery media at all, you certainly know about Mr. Holmes, for any one of several reasons.

Mr Holmes became a phenomenon instantly as they introduced the cruffin.  Yup, a croissant muffin hybrid, with a flavor that changes daily.  Limited to 2 per person.  They sell out ridiculous quickly.  The website has a countdown timer until the next morning when they'll be available.

They also became everyone's favorite Instagram place for something besides the food: their slogan, which is "I got baked in San Francisco".  It is printed all all their packaging, but, also, in huge neon letters in the store.

And then, finally, the scandal.  The bakery was broken into.  And the thief stole only one thing: recipes.  No cash.  Just the cruffin recipe.

You can't make this stuff up.  Trendy baked good.  Limited supply.  A robbery.  A silly slogan.  Their marketing department did well.  The place was known for crazy long lines, and the hype just grew and grew.  They now have a location in Los Angeles and in Seoul.

Since I love baked goods, you'd think I would have been all over this opening.  But, actually, it seemed like a lot of hype to me, and I just didn't feel like getting up at 6am to get in line for a cruffin.  So I waited, until I attended an event with Mr. Holmes baked goods.  Of course, that means I still haven't tried a cruffin, since you can't get more than 2, and they don't offer them for catering or delivery.

That said, their other items are no slouch.  Many others have made waves too, like the California croissant, stuffed with smoked salmon, ginger, wasabi, and nori.  They also have a kouign amann, a number of fascinating danishes, and even just their basic croissant has won awards.

Donuts: Chocolate & Coffee.

Most of the Mr. Holmes menu changes seasonally, like the danish fillings.  But the aforementioned cruffin changes daily, as does their donut.  They always offer two flavors of each, named Le Donut #1 and Le Donut #2.  Given how much I like donuts, I was thrilled when the event I attended had them.

Le Donut #1 (coffee). $3.50.

I started with Le Donut #1.  I was not sure what flavor it was.  I was told "pistachio" by the host, but I'm quite certain that was not right, as I didn't taste a hint of pistachio in here.  Ojan described his as "weird, I can't figure it out".  In the end, I thought it was mocha.  I followed up with the bakery the next day because I was really curious.  The answer?  Coffee.

The donut was ... ok.  Nicely coated in sugar, not too oily, stuffed very, very, very generously with the filling.  I think the part I didn't enjoy was the filling.  There was tons of it, it was very think, and kinda gritty, and I spent the whole time trying to figure out what it was.

The donut wasn't bad, but, really not worth raving about.  With a filling I liked though, I could imagine feeling differently ...

Le Donut #2 (chocolate). $3.50.

So, I took one of the other kind, and kept it "for later".

The second one was milk chocolate filled, with two little chocolate crunchy balls on top.

You can also guess about how much later, "later" really was.

Le Donut #2: Inside.

This one also was perfectly coated in sugar, and generously filled with cream.  Here you can see just how much filling was inside, they really aren't messing around with the filling.

Both Ojan and I liked this flavor much more, because the chocolate cream was smooth like a nice pudding, and not gritty like the filling in the coffee one.  I still didn't love the filling, but, sugar coated fried dough is always a good thing.

Ojan devoured his and asked me to get him another.  Yes, after eating 2 of these, he wanted another, stat!

Cookie: Chocolate, sea salt. $3.

You know I'm not really one for cookies, but, I got this for Ojan.

And as always, I took a bite.  And then, I went and got myself one.  For a cookie, this was great!

It had a generous sprinkle of large sea salt crystals on top, which really amped up the flavor.  It was still a hard, crispy cookie, so, not my favorite item, but, it was a good one.  The chocolate chunks in particular were really tasty.

It was also rather huge, a very hefty size for the $3 price.

Croissant. $3.50.

And finally, a basic croissant.  I wasn't able to try the crazy California croissant, but, this plain croissant has earned its place on many "Top 5 in San Francsico" lists.

It was a pretty decent croissant.

Crispy exterior, moist interior, very strong butter flavor, laminated.  Not mind blowing, but for a plain croissant, very solid, and on par with the best I had in Paris.

Ojan took one bite of his, and said, "hmm, this is a pretty good croissant!".  When I returned to the room a few minutes later, he further raved, "I don't normally like plain croissants, but this grew on me!"