Perfect Bar

I don't really like granola bars, protein bars, and the like, but, sometimes I need convenient snacks to carry with me, or to make sure I have protein to supplement my sometimes ridiculous lifestyle, and bars work well for this.  As such, I end up trying a lot of bars, surprising for an item I just don't generally like all that much.

Perfect Bars are nutrition bars, all with peanuts or almonds as the base (well, specifically, peanut or almond butter).  They are sweetened with only honey.   Like all trendy bars these days, they are non-GMO, gluten-free, kosher, full of protein, no refined sugar, laden with super foods ....

They produce 3 types of almond based bar: plain almond butter, almond acai, and almond coconut.  I didn't try any of these, since I don't generally care for almond butter.  Peanut options are Carob Chip, Fruit & Nut, Cranberry Crunch, and plain Peanut Butter (available as a mini only).

Perfect Bars however lose out in the convenient factor, because they require refrigeration and have a shorter shelf life.

Peanut Butter Mini.

"Creamy organic peanut butter meets organic honey meets 20 expertly-hidden whole foods."

The first flavor they ever made was peanut butter, so, I started with this, their first, and signature, item.

I tried a mini version, not really expecting to like these bars, and not wanting to invest in a full size bar.  The mini was indeed mini, easily finished in 2-3 bites.

The bar was a fairly solid texture, just kinda a block.  Since I had it straight from the fridge, it was also cold, and crumbled a bit.  I wonder what it would be like if it warmed up a bit?

Anyway, my 2-3 bites was only 100 calories, which is decently low given that it is a peanut butter bar, and, shockingly, the first ingredient is indeed peanut butter.  And you can tell.  It mostly just tastes like, well, peanut butter.  There was not a strange bitterness to it.  There was not an awful aftertaste.  It tasted like peanut butter, honeyed peanut butter even.

As I said, the first ingredient is peanut butter, and the second is honey, so, it actually makes sense that that is what I tasted.  The bar actually tastes like what it is made of.  There are more ingredients in it, including "Dried whole food powders", which includes kale, flax seed, rose hip, orange, lemon, papaya, tomato, apple, alfalfa, celery, kelp, dulse, carrot, and spinach, but honestly, I didn't taste any of that.  Notably, there is no "whey protein isolate", or any strange chemicals.  The only not entirely obvious ingredient is rice protein, which never tastes as nasty to me as the other proteins commonly found in bars.

Anyway, was this actually tasty?  Well, not really.  If it had some chocolate chips in it though, I could imagine liking it (they do make a version with carob chips, perhaps that would work?).  Or just something to give it a bit more oomph.  As it was, it was just a strange textured bar, that mostly tasted like honey peanut butter.

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Pino's Pizza, Boston

Pino's Pizza is a hole in the wall pizza place in Cleveland Circle in Brighton, near Boston.  It is a friend's family's favorite pizza place.  They have been visiting for years.  It seems to be an institution among others too, as it has been around since 1962, which is crazy in restaurant years.

Whenever he visits home, my friend always makes a trip to Pino's, with his entire family, including his elderly grandparents.  It is a big ordeal, but a tradition and something they absolutely love to do.  I've somehow not usually been around when they have gone, but this time, I was.  I was assured I was in for a treat.

Menu and ordering area.

Pino's is a no frills sort of place.  You order at the register.  They sell slices that are pre-cooked and just warmed when you order, or whole pies.  They also have the makings for subs.  I guess they also have some Italian dinner classics, like ravioli, ziti, shells, spaghetti, and assorted parmigiana, but we didn't order any of those.  These folks come for the pizza, and only the pizza.

It was lunchtime, and slices and subs seemed like popular items for others.

Once you order, you are given a number, and that is that.  Pizza is delivered to your table with paper plates.  Silverware and napkins are self serve.  Classic toppings such as oregano, parmesan cheese, garlic, and red pepper flakes are available in shakers at the register.

And that is that.

Cheesesteak with peppers.

I said they go for the pizza, but one diner also wanted us all to try the cheesesteak.  So we got a cheesesteak to share amongst everyone.

The bread was soft and not very fresh tasting.  The beef was well done (as in, cooked completely) and chewy.  I don't really like cooked peppers. The cheese was nicely melted at least, but there wasn't much of it.

Clearly, not my thing.

Large onion, peppers, mushrooms, "extra crispy". $18.50.

The first pizza we got was a large with onions, peppers, and mushrooms.

I liked the onions and mushrooms, both were soft and well cooked.  The topping amount was generous, nicely coating the pizza, and evenly distributed.  I didn't care for the peppers, both red and green, but, again, I don't really like cooked peppers.

The sauce was fine, simple tomato sauce.  The cheese nicely melted.  A bit greasy for my taste overall though.

The crust was rock hard.  Not charred in a nice way, just rock hard.  But, we did order it "extra crispy", as that is how the person ordering likes it.  The rest of us disagreed, but, this is her thing, so we went with it.  I thought the crust had absolutely no flavor.  No cornmeal, no oil, just ... rock hard brick of flavorlessness.

We also got a pepperoni pizza and a small cheese.  I tried a bite of the cheese, and it was much better, the crust not quite the same level of rock.

I think if you didn't ask for it extra crispy, the crust would at least not be hard to gnaw on, but it wouldn't likely be anything remarkable.

Overall, just simple pizza, not much more to say here.

Clearly, not my thing, but, I'm not really one for pizza in the first place, and, I think this place is their favorite due to all the memories.  I'll also throw in a shout out to the staff, who clearly know the family well, and treat them so very well.  They always make extra pizza bread for his grandfather to take home, as he loves to have it for breakfast the next day with classic Persian feta cheese and herbs.

Definitely an institution, just, not mine.

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Donut Savant

Have I mentioned that I love donuts?  Yeah, I love donuts.  I'm always look for an excuse to try out a new donut shop.

One place I heard great things about is Donut Savant, known mostly for the size of their donuts.  And no, not because they are huge.  Instead, they are known for having actually reasonable size donuts.  The donut holes are bigger than a standard donut hole (probably twice the size of a Munchkin, for you Dunkin' Donuts folks), a bit bigger than a golf ball.  Really, the perfect size to be able to try a few different donuts (which you know you always want to do anyway).  They also make bars that are slightly bigger, rolls that are a bit bigger still, fritters that are bigger yet, and some full size cronuts and jelly donuts.  But none are monsters.  The story goes that the owners wanted to solve the problem of having folks always hacking up donuts and leaving behind a box of carnage so they could try multiples / take less.

Since I like to try all the things, this sounded great to me.  Plus, the donuts are supposed to be excellent.  The only problem?  Um, Donut Savant is in Oakland.  Luckily, they deliver to SF!  But ... only if you order $50 of donuts.  Which, for some places, (ahem, Dynamo), is easy.  But at Donut Savant, each donut is ~$1 (even less when you buy them in person, basic holes are only $0.50!).  I needed a reason to order 50 donuts.  I finally got one, when I organized a large event for my team.  We obviously needed donuts for our morning break, right?

Ordering online and delivery were easy.  But, honestly, I didn't love the donuts (except for the fritters!).  For the most part, they were fine, but, really nothing special.  Maybe I went into it with too high of expectations?  That said, the size really was great, and the fritter was one of the best I've ever had.  I'd eat them again, but, I'll be seeking out somewhere else to try next time ...

Baker's Choice Dozen. $12.50.

"Baker's choice of a dozen assorted cake donuts plus one free specialty donut."

To make decision making easy, I opted for several boxes of Baker's Choice Dozen, which come with 12 of the donut holes, plus an extra large special one thrown in.  Our boxes of dozens included all their standard offerings: chocolate glazed, vanilla glazed, salted maple glazed, chocolate dusted, maple pecan, coconut dream, and cronuts for the extras.

From this box, I tried a donut hole, the chocolate dust (center near the top, below the pecan topped one).

Chocolate Dust Hole: "Buttermilk cake with a dark chocolate cocoa and sugar dusting."  I tried only one of the holes, since I had my eye on the specialty donuts.  It was a standard cake donut, not too dense, and coated in cocoa and sugar.  It was what it was.  Not particularly interesting, and I didn't really taste that much cocoa.

Delivered, the dozen is $12.50, pickup is $10.

Chocolate Bars - $1. Sufganiyot - $2.50. Chocolate Glazed Cronut - $2.50.

I mostly ordered boxes of the Baker's Choice Dozens, but, I did also pick out a few specific special ones.

Chocolate Bar: "Raised dough with dark chocolate frosting."

I ordered a bunch of the chocolate glazed bars, since I knew they'd bit a hit with my crowd.  They were about double the size of the holes, yet still only $1.  I didn't try one, but I'm assuming it was the same dark chocolate frosting as the others, which was fantastic.

Chocolate Glazed Cronut: "A labor of love which blends the best of a donut and a croissant. Our raised donut dough is rolled and folded like a croissant. The result: a unique combination that tastes like a donut with the flaky, layered texture of a croissant. We call this creation 'The Cron't' (rhymes with “don’t”)."

Ojan wanted a cronut, and selected the chocolate glaze.  I stole a bite before delivering it to him.  It wasn't like other cronuts I've had, in that it wasn't really layered and laminated like a croissant.  I think they used the same regular raised donut dough and just folded it differently, rather than frying a laminated dough?  It was kinda chewy.  So it wasn't really a croissant, and it wasn't really a donut.  Honestly, I wasn't impressed with the texture at all.  The chocolate ganache on top however was great, very thick, very rich, great chocolate flavor.  Cronuts are the most expensive items at $2.50 ($2 at the store), and are basically regular size donuts.

Sufganiyot: Inside.  $2.50.

"Raised dough filled with strawberry raspberry jam and dusted with cane sugar. "

This donut was the reason I was excited for Donut Savant.  I really, really love a good jelly donut.  I didn't know anything about Donut Savant's jelly donuts in particular, I just know they are my favorite donuts, so I couldn't wait to try one from a donut shop that was supposed to be all around great.

Sadly, it was the most disappointing donut I tried.  It was just a basic mediocre raised dough donut.  The dough didn't seem special in any way, not slightly sweet, and, almost even a bit stale and chewy.  It was nicely coated in sugar.

The filling ... also not great.  And there wasn't that much of it.  Really, everything about this was mediocre.

It was a standard full size donut size, and the most expensive item (besides cronuts) at $2.50.  I wouldn't get again.

Cinnamon Rolls. $1. 007 Sean Pecan-ery. $1.25.

One of my co-workers loves cinnamon rolls, so, I also got a ton of these.

Cinnamon Roll: "Raised dough cinnamon roll."

I started with a basic cinnamon roll.  These were slightly bigger than the smaller donuts, but still much smaller than any other cinnamon rolls I've seen.

It was ... fine.  The defining characteristic was the amount of cinnamon, very generous between the folds.  Nicely glazed.  Overall, solid I guess, but not particularly distinct from other cinnamon rolls, besides the smaller size.

007 Sean Pecan-ery: "Raised dough cinnamon roll with buttercream frosting & toasted pecans."

Of course, I really had my eye on the 007.  Why have just a glazed cinnamon roll when you can add frosting and pecans?  I liked the addition of the sweet frosting and crunchy pecans, and this was a far more exciting option than the plain cinnamon roll.

Apple Fritter. $1.25.

And finally, fritters.  Because, although I said I love a good jelly donut, I adore a good fritter.  I'm a sucker for fritters.

"Raised dough with granny smith apples and cinnamon."

And these delivered.  This was basically the best apple fritter ever.  For multiple reasons.

First, let's start with the apple part.  They actually had chunks of apple.  I know most fritters have some little bits of apple here or there, but in these, you could actually find the chunks, and they were good.  And I don't even really care for apple!

The dough was slightly sweet, moist inside, slightly crisp outside, nicely glazed.  Very solid.

Next, the size.  These were the second largest donuts (besides the cronuts and full size jelly donuts), about twice the size of the small ones, a little bigger than the cinnamon rolls.  Literally the most perfect size.  Plenty big enough to satisfy, but not pushing you towards feeling gross at all, which can really happen with standard super sized fritters (seriously, why are fritters always so crazy big?).  I had one after lunch (yes, after having 3 different donuts that morning), and it still didn't feel like "too much".

I really enjoyed this fritter, and would gladly get another.  Hands down favorite item I tried.

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SF Soup Company

SF Soup Company is a San Francisco based chain, started in 1999.  They have 10+ locations in San Francisco, mostly in the FiDi, as well as a handful throughout the peninsula.  As you may have guessed, they specialize in soups, but also make salads and sandwiches to go alongside.  A few of the locations also offer breakfast.

I've walked by several of the more prominent locations, in the Westfield Mall and the Metreon, many, many times.  But, soup, salads, and sandwiches aren't really my go to items.  Of course, samples are though, and often times when you walk by one of their restaurants, they are out front hawking soup or salad samples.  So, even though not a destination I'd really seek out, I've tried a number of their items over the years.

The Space

Premade Sandwiches, Soups.

Soups and sandwiches are pre-made.  They make something like 40 different soups, which rotate daily.  Even when not out front hawking soup samples, they are happy to let you sample any flavor before purchase.  Soups are served for you, in a regular or bread bowl.

Sandwiches are mostly half sandwiches, and aren't anything unexpected, your basic turkey, roast beef, tuna, and egg salad are available.  Perhaps the most interesting is the hummus wrap?  Sandwiches are clearly not the focus, but, an item added to the menu because customers don't just want soup.  They are pre-made and easy to grab and go.

Salad Making Station.

Salads are made to order.  They offer up some suggested recipes, but you can also create your own custom tossed salads.

The Food

I've tried many samples, but only stopped to purchase soup one day, when Ojan wasn't feeling well, and I wanted to bring him something comforting.

Sourdough Bread.

Soup comes with a choice of sourdough bread (a baguette chunk) or wheat roll.  I didn't want either, but Ojan opted for the sourdough.  The chunks were all a generous size, assorted pieces, including ends as he selected, or middle slices with less crust.

The bread looked fresh enough, soft and fluffy, but since I loathe sourdough, I didn't bother try it.  Ojan said it was "too sour", and only ate a few bites.  Sourdough that is ... too sour?

Soup

As I mentioned, they offer a slew of soups, and the varieties offered at any given location rotate daily.  You can check the soup schedule online.

Grandma Mary's Chicken Soup. $xx.xx

"A flavorful, soothing broth full of chunks of hand pulled Chicken, Parsnips, Carrots, Celery and Egg Noodles finished with fresh Dill. Just like Grandma Mary used to make it. "

This was for Ojan, when he was not feeling well.  I tasted the broth.  It was decently seasoned, nicely salty.  It seemed like the right sort of thing for a sick person ... if I liked soup.

The egg noodles were actually optional, and were added in by the person serving the soup.  I'm sure the gluten-free or low carb folks appreciate this.

The soup did look decent, loaded up with generous chunks of vegetable and tons of chicken.  Ojan said it was ok, appropriate for being sick.

On other walk-bys, I tried the following:

• New England Clam Chowder: “A thick, rich and creamy traditional recipe loaded with Clams from the North Atlantic and Red Skinned Potatoes. “  Tasting notes: Awful!  Fairly nasty flavor in the base, really fishy, not creamy. Clams really chewy. This was really not good. [ This time I liked it, very creamy rich base. Didn't love, but didn't hate anyway. ]
• Organic tomato bisque: “A luscious, silky, Organic Tomato and Sweet Cream soup.”  Tasting notes:  Not flavorful at all. Canned tomato soup is better.
• Organic Southwestern Corn Chowder: “A delectable blend of Roasted Corn, Red Bell Peppers and Red Skinned Potatoes simmered with Ancho, New Mexico and Chipotle Chiles. “  Tasting notes: Not bad.  Creamy, nice corn flavor, big chunks of not overcooked potato. It was a bit spicy, but the potatoes were overwhelming and mushy.
• Cream of Exotic Mushroom: “A rich, thick, pureed mushroom soup with Crimini, Oyster, Porcini, and White Mushrooms finished with a splash of Cream. “ Tasting notes: not much mushroom flavor, not very good.

Salads

Salads are available in several pre-designed recipes for entree or side salads, or you can pick your own ingredients and they are mixed to order. I haven't ever ordered a salad, but Ii've tried a few samples. Interestingly, the salads have been my favorite items.

Cranberry Kale Salad.

"Tender massaged kale with tri-colored quinoa, dried cranberries & feta cheese with meyer lemon vinaigrette." 

This salad was entirely ruined by the vinaigrette.  It was way, way too tangy.  The kale was fresh and crisp though, and I did like the quinoa, but I don't really like dried cranberries or feta, so, not much for me here, and that dressing ... ugh.

Others:

• Grilled Chicken Chipotle Salad: “Organic Mixed Greens, Grilled Chicken Breast, Roasted Corn, Jicama, Black Beans, Cherry Tomatoes, Avocado, Cheddar Cheese, Organic Blue Corn Tortilla with creamy chipotle dressing”. Tasting notes: This was surprisingly good. Fairly fresh greens, nice ingredients, zesty dressing.  Cheddar cheese was generic shredded stuff though. 
• Asian Chicken Salad: “Organic Mixed Greens, Grilled Chicken Breast, Shredded Carrots, Edamame, Shredded Cabbage, Crispy Wonton, with Sesame Miso Dressing.” Tasting notes: This was tasty! Fresh greens, nice crunch from the crispy wontons, tender edamame. The sesame miso dressing was delicious, and it wasn’t over dressed. 
• Grilled Chicken Ceasar Salad: “Organic Romaine, Grilled Chicken Breast, Foccacia Croutons, Shredded Parmesan Cheese.” Tasting notes: Another pleasant surprise. The lettuce was crispy and about as good as you can hope for romaine. The dressing was zesty. The parmesan was a fairly sharp flavor, in big shreds. The croutons were a nice crunch, not stale tasting. Overall, pretty decent, although the dressing was the weakest component, not all that indistinguishable from any generic dressing from a bottle.

Breakfast

Several locations offer breakfast. The menu is simple, just oatmeal, yogurt parfaits, and frittata sandwiches. I tried the oatmeal once when, as you might be able to guess now, they were giving out samples.

• Brown Sugar and Raisins: "Organic Steel Cut Oats simmered and stirred with just a dash of Brown Sugar and hint of Cinnamon and Vanilla. " Tasting Notes: I had this as a sample, so it was lukewarm, but the oatmeal was actually pretty nice and creamy.  Not gloopy.  They had topped it with way too much brown sugar, a dash of cinnamon, and some plump raisins.  Not bad, actually.
• Fruit and Granola: This item has been discontinued. Tasting Notes: I had this as another sample. Again, not a bad consistency. Definitely no bad mushy, gloopy, oatmeal here.  The fruit was sweet and nice, more like a compote than fresh fruit though.  Granola on top of oatmeal was a little strange, I liked the crunch, but it was a bit odd.

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QF 73, Sydney to San Francisco

After our lovely stay in the Qantas First Class lounge, it was time to get on board QF 73, from Sydney to San Francisco.  (Yes, Qantas has started flying direct again, I no longer need to connect through LAX!)

The flight was basically what I’ve come to expect from Qantas: lovely service, uncomfortable seats with crappy storage, decent food, good wine.

The Seat

11K (bulkhead).

The aircraft was a 747-400, outfitted with standard sky beds.  We were seated on the upper deck, front row, because pickings were slim for seats together, even though we booked far in advance.  As always, I have the same complaints about these seats, there really just isn’t much storage.  It really made me appreciate the well thought out seat we had on our American Airlines flight to Sydney.  But, because we were on the upper deck, my window seat did have a large storage bins beside it, so at least I could dig for my things, even if I had no where convenient to put them near me.  Grumble.

Front Row Storage.

Since we were in the front row, we also had no seat in front of us, so our TV screens were in the arm rest, and we didn’t have as much storage in front of us, but at least we had little shoe cubbies and a slot to stow our laptops.

Besides not having good storage, the seats also aren’t very comfortable for sleeping.  While they go “flat” and are supposed to be fully flat, mine certainly wasn’t.  It was very, very sloped.  Since the seat just slides out, you can tell that people put too much weight on the bottom over the years, and it has ruined the seat, resulting in the slant.  It also had some pretty big lumps and hard spots.

I also was not impressed with the sleeping amenities.  The “mattress” is just a very thin pad, nothing like what we had on our American or Air New Zealand flights, which had actual comfortable mattresses.  The blanket is scratchy.  A single decently fluffy pillow is provided (did I mention, American gave us 2 each?).  Of course, I knew that I’d want more pillows and blankets to build a sleeping nest with, so, the moment I was on board I asked for any extras they may have.  I was told that business class was fully booked, but premium economy wasn’t, and they could steal some from down there once underway.  I kinda assumed the FA wouldn’t remember this, but, he did, showing up with another blanket and two pillows a while later.  The premium economy pillows were a bit smaller, and the blanket was totally different, super scratchy on one side, but soft on the other.  I think I liked their blanket more, but it was much heavier too.  I really appreciated the attendant snagging me these items.

Ok, so, the seat isn't great for sleeping, the pillows and blankets aren't the nicest ... but there were more reasons I got no sleep.  The flight is always hard to sleep on, as you need to try to go to bed very, very early for Sydney time (as in, 6pm!)  I didn’t even bother trying until after 8pm, but the horribly uncomfortable bed made it nearly impossible.  Add on that the fact that Qantas serves breakfast 2.5 hours from landing and the SYD-SFO direction is about 2 hours shorter than SFO-SYD,  and … there just aren’t enough hours.  On the plus side, Qantas had the best movie selection I’ve seen in years, and I was happy enough to watch movies rather than sleep.

In the future though, it will be hard for me to pick Qantas over other airlines.  I do love the service, but … I got no sleep, and that seat just drives me crazy with its lack of useful space.

Anyway, I’ve talked about this aircraft before, so, I'll spare you more ranting.

Amenity Kit.

The amenity kit came in a colorful Kate Spade bag, with a low quality eye mask, ear plugs, socks, Aspar moisturizer, hand cream, and lip balm.  Light cotton pajamas were also provided, a nice touch, not always included in business class.

Dinner

Dinner was not served until 5pm, almost two hours into our flight, which was fine with us, since we wanted it later anyway to be at a slightly more "normal" time, but it was a fair length of time from when we took off.  The salad course and drinks came by cart, but the small plates and main dishes were served individually, row by row.  The dessert was also done from a cart, with coffee, tea, and after-dinner drinks.

Sparkling Water, Tempranillo, Nuts.

Meal service began with our selection of drinks, along with which packaged snacks (brazil nuts with pretzels) were handed out.   Since I remembered not loving the shiraz last time, I opted for the other red choice, tempranillo.  It was … fine.

Dinner Menu.

Although I was provided a menu, I ordered in advance online (through Q eat), to ensure my choice was available, and to opt for the exclusive online only entree.  The full menu:

Small Plates

• Sweetcorn and basil soup with grilled focaccia.
• Confit salmon with smoked tofu, pickled daikon, ginger and lemon dressing.
• Tomato, mozzarella and basil calzone.*
• Tapas plate of jamon serrano, piquillo pepper, tortilla and gordal olives.*

Main Plates

• Roast pumpkin with udon noodles, miso eggplant, mushroom broth and soy beans (vegetarian)
• Crumbed blue eye with tarragon tartare sauce, roasted chat potatoes and crushed peas.
• Lamb kofta, celery, carrot and harissa mayonnaise in warm pita bread.*
• Tandoori chicken with basmati rice, roast cauliflower, spinach and mint raita.
• Roasted pork cutlet with onions and sage, soft polenta, roast cherry tomatoes and rocket. 
• Panzanella salad with anchovies, basil and balsamic dressing. (Online exclusive)

Dessert

• Selection of cheese served with accompaniments
• Almond rice pudding with glazed peaches and praline
• Maggie Beer ice cream
• Seasonal fruit*
• Valrhona chocolates*

Items with the * were available anytime during the flight, as were Red Rock Deli chips and another dessert (lemon coconut slice).

Mixed Greens.

To start, we were brought little bowls of salad greens, and offered balsamic or palm sugar vinaigrette.

The greens were boring, the dressing was mostly just oil.  Meh.  I declined the bread offering, sliced sourdough and multi-seed, served warm, with cultured butter on our trays.  The butter was tasty.

The Salad: After

The salad was fairly over-dressed, with tons of dressing pooling up in the bottom.  Maybe I should have gotten bread to dip into it?  I wonder if you can ask for dressing on the side?  It was added by the FA when she served it to me.

Panzanella salad with anchovies, basil and balsamic dressing. (Online Exclusive)

"A simple salad of quality Roma tomatoes marinated in extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar, with fresh spring vegetables and chunks of toasted sourdough. It is accented with clean flavoured, savoury Spanish anchovies and fresh basil."

For the main, I really, really struggled in picking a dish.  I hoped that Ojan would want to share with me, so we could get the crumbed blue eye with tartare sauce and the Q Eat special panzanella, but, alas, he wanted the lamb kofta.  Doh.  I think I changed my selection online about 5 times in the week before the flight.  Finally, I settled for the panzanella, when I saw that it is an item normally only on the First Class menu and offered in business only as part of Q Eat online ordering, and, when I realized I’d have crumbed fish with mayo in the lounge right before, making more crumbed fish and tartar sauce unnecessary.  Thus, the panzanella.

Even though the panzanella was listed as a main, it was served as my starter. The attendant came with a calzone and a panzenella, and I thought they were both for me, assuming that they just did the entire meal in one service.  Nope.  The calzone was for Ojan, since he ordered a calzone as his starter, and the panzanella was for me as my starter, even though listed as a main.  Confusing, but, to be fair, this order made more sense, it just wasn't what I was expecting.

Anyway, the panzenella was not really a panzenella at all.  The bread component was ... 6 croutons.  Croutons do not a panzenella make.  They make a regular salad, garnished with croutons.

The base was sliced fennel, tiny cubes of carrot, red pepper, cucumber, celery, and capers  On top were slices of roma tomato, fresh basil leaves, and a few sliced anchovies.

The veggies were fresh and good enough, but, it was really, really overdressed.  Drowned in balsamic vinaigrette, even worse than the starter salad.  Really a shame, since I think this could have been quite good, and was obviously a higher end dish, with the fresh basil and everything clearly applied by the staff prior to serving.

Decent ingredients, decent plating, but, spoiled by the dressing application.  Maybe this FA just had a heavy hand?

Tomato, mozzarella and basil calzone.

“Originating in Naples, calzone is a stuffed pizza that resembles a large turnover.  Our calzone is filled with a mixture of parmesan and mozzarella, rich tomato sauce and basil. It is brushed with olive oil, baked and served fresh from the oven with a delicate baby leaf salad dressed with balsamic dressing.”

For my small plate, I selected the calzone, because it seemed like it would have potential to be done decently on an airplane.  I suppose the corn soup would too, but I never order soup.  But actually, given how full I was from my lounge feast, a little soup and bread sounded a lot more appealing than a big heavy calzone.  Whoops.  I guess that is one downside to pre-ordering, you can't modify based on how you feel at the time. 

Ojan also opted for the calzone for his starter, so, alas, I wasn’t able to try a second starter either.  I had assumed he’d go for the confit salmon!  He really wasn't helping with my desire to try more things.

Calzone: Inside.

Anyway, the calzone.  It was … pretty awful.  The filling was just mushy tomato sauce.  I honestly didn’t taste any cheese.  I didn’t like the flavor of the sauce.  It was very, very bready, and the dough wasn’t good either.  The crust was hard and almost burnt.  I was so confused by the lack of cheese that I interrupted Ojan to ask if his had come with cheese.  I really thought it was somehow left out of mine.  He said no.

The only good thing I can say about it is that it was served hot.  The crust was hard and not really doughy, and the filling I hated.

Lamb kofta, celery, carrot and harissa mayonnaise in warm pita bread.

"Spiced lamb koftas are grilled and served in warmed pita bread with pickled celery, carrot, red cabbage and harissa mayonnaise. Harissa is a North African pepper paste made with coriander, fennel and cumin seeds cooked with capsicum, garlic, palm sugar and chilli powder then blended into a smooth paste."

For his main, Ojan went for the lamb kofta.  Since I hate lamb, I never thought I’d even want a bite of his, but, I was so disappointed by my calzone, and I saw he wasn’t eating the last third of either of his pita pockets.  He ate the lamb kofta out of each pocket (2 balls in each), and discarded the extra pita bread with fillings.  I couldn’t resist trying.

And … it was good!  The pita, standard white pita, was served warm and was quite soft.  The shredded carrots, red cabbage, celery were crunchy and flavorful, slightly tangy from being pickled, and all the harissa mayo leaked down into the veggies.  So, fresh crunchy veggies, creamy mayo, and nice bread?  Totally tasty, and I quite enjoyed his discards.  Who needs the lamb?  His dish was clearly the best, and actually really satisfying.

Almond rice pudding with glazed peaches and praline.

To say I was thrilled when I saw the dessert selection is an understatement.  I love puddings and rice pudding is no different.  Plus, garnished with sweet fruit and praline?  Yes!  Of course, I also had my eyes on the ice cream, Maggie Beer brand.  Our selection of the day was burnt fig, honeycomb, and caramel.  I had a really hard time picking, but, since I had gelato in the lounge just hours before, I decided the pudding was more unique.

The pudding was … fine.  It was different from any rice pudding I’ve ever had.  The grains of rice seemed almost more like farro, they were very thick, but decently cooked, not mushy or too hard.  The sauce too was thick, I guess almond flavored?  I’m really not sure where the almond was in here, it tasted more vanilla than anything else.  I would have liked more spicing, like cinnamon perhaps?  And some nuts mixed in?

The praline crumble on top was good, sweet, and nice to mix in for texture.  I wanted more.  Or, like I said, some nuts mixed into the pudding.

The peaches were gross though, clearly from a can.

Overall, fine, but certainly not great.

Ojan opted for the fruit platter, with kiwi, passionfruit, and a melon.  The fruit all looked pretty ripe and good.

Dessert Wine.

To go along with my dessert, I also opted for a little of the dessert wine, which was sweet and delicious.  It was probably the highlight of my meal.

Vahlrona chocolates were also served with dessert, milk or dark chocolate. 

Breakfast

Breakfast Menu.

The breakfast menu is always hanging at the seat when you board, ready to fill out before take off, so your custom breakfast can be delivered to your seat with minimal interruption in the morning.  The menu was the same as my previous Qantas flights, with continental selections of muesli, fruit, yogurt, toast, croissants, and a breakfast pastry (blueberry danish this time), and three hot items.  You can also choose the express breakfast of just a danish and coffee, or choose to not be woken at all.

Drinks

• Orange juice
• Apple juice
• Watermelon and ginger energiser

Continental Breakfast

• Fruit salad (with yoghurt optional)
• Brookfarm toasted muesli (with low fat or full cream milk)
• Toast
• Croissant
• Blueberry Danish
• Berry jam, marmalade, honey, vegemite.

Full Breakfast

• Free range scrambled eggs on toast with bacon, hash browns, and mushrooms
• Spinach and feta baked egg with cherry tomato salsa
• Sour cherry french toast with mascarpone and cherries

As I mentioned, you pre-order breakfast from a card before takeoff.  Qantas serves breakfast between 2-2.5 hours before landing, earlier than most other airlines.  While I was grumpy at American Airlines for not having a “real” breakfast, their quick, continental style breakfast did mean that they served it only an hour out, which really makes a difference when it comes to sleep, particularly in the SYD-SFO direction, as the flight time is nearly two hours shorter.  I rolled over at one point, and immediately in my ear was the flight attendant, “Ms. Parent, are you having breakfast?”  I pulled off my eye mask, blinked, and looked around.  It was still dark.  I said, “uh … yes, can I wait a little while though?”  She told me that no, they were serving breakfast then.  Oooh.  I said ok, and got up to use the bathroom first.  I joined the line of two people, both of whom were changing, putting in contacts, putting on makeup, etc.  I saw my food arrive within moments of my standing up to join the line.  It was getting cold.  But a line was forming behind me.  If I went back to grab a bite, I’d get stuck waiting even longer, and I did need to use the bathroom.  Sigh.  So, the breakfast flow certainly didn’t go as planned.  Beside me, Ojan kept sleeping.  About 30 minutes later, after I’d finally used the bathroom and eaten, the FA asked me to wake him for breakfast.  Ugh.  I could have waited that long too then, right?  Why did she make me eat before I was ready?

Anyway, grumpiness aside, I really do appreciate that they offer warm interesting breakfast pastries and always a warm breakfast carb (french toast, pancakes, waffles, etc).

Blueberry Danish.

On my last Qantas flight from Sydney to LAX, I loved my rhubarb, brown sugar, and cream cheese danish.  So, when I saw a blueberry danish on the menu, I knew I was getting it.  It was served warm.  It was huge.  It was a different style though, no cream cheese, no artistic edges, this was just a standard danish.

And … it was seriously overcooked.  It was hard as a rock.  I’m not exaggerating here.  It really was rock hard and basically inedible.  The blueberry goo in the center was tasty though, and the pastry seemed like it had a nice buttery taste and would be flaky, but alas, ruined by the oven.  When I got up to use the bathroom later, I saw that every danish, croissant, and piece of toast went unfinished in the cabin.  Clearly, someone had the oven up too high and didn’t realize it, which, now that I think about it, also applied to my calzone ...

Sour cherry french toast with mascarpone and cherries.  Decaf coffee. Sparkling water.

For my main, I obviously went for the french toast.  The presentation was nice.

I’m sure it was warm when it was served, but, alas, I was stuck in the bathroom line, so it was basically room temperature when I got to it.  It was still pretty good though.

The bread looked like raisin bread, but, I guess it was cherry.  I wouldn’t really call it “french toast” though, it didn’t seem eggy, soaked, fluffy, or any of those things.  It really just seemed like toast, flavorful toast, but, toast.  Like the calzone and danish, it too was overcooked.  I really think they had a temperature problem in the oven.  The crusts were actually nearly black, and it was really hard.  Luckily, I could coat it in the delicious toppings and it wasn’t too bad, and I like some crunch, but, it was clearly over cooked.

The toppings were great though.  The sour cherry compote on top was flavorful, full of juicy cherries. I adore mascarpone, and I was provided a generous scoop on top.  I was going to say dollop, but, this was far more than a dollop.

So, even though the toast was overcooked, the tasty toppings made up for it, and I did almost enjoy this.  I’d like it even more if it were warm and fluffy.  This was better than the pancakes with raspberries and mascarpone I had on my Qantas flight from LAX to Sydney last year.

Ojan had the spinach and feta baked egg with cherry tomato salsa.  I had no interest in trying the eggs (it looked like a frittata), but he didn’t eat his tomatoes.  Normally, when someone leaves something behind it is because it is gross, but, you know me, I still needed to try it.  I actually really liked the cherry tomatoes, baked so they were blistered, in a flavorful marinate, perhaps balsamic?  Savory, and really fairly tasty.  I don’t know why he rejected them.  His dish also came with a piece of turkish bread on the side.  As you can guess, it was rock solid, nearly a weapon.  Seriously, that oven.

The decaf coffee was standard instant, and not very good.

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Tartine Bakery

Update Reviews, 2019 - 2020

Ah, Tartine.  San Francisco bakery darling.  For good reason, really.  They make some very textbook, essentially perfect, items.  This update includes my indulging from 2019 & 2020, but see my original review, or 2016 update for prior information and reviews.

Croissants / Morning Buns

Tartine is well known for many items, but, the morning bun is certainly one of the most highly regarded.  I personally think they make the best croissants I've ever had, and they offer the standard variety: plain, frangipane, pain au chocolat, pain au jambon.  They are all massive, and $$$, but, delicious.

Morning Bun. $4.75. (April 2019).

"Cinnamon sugar, candied orange."

Yup, the Tartine morning bun.  I finally got to have one WARM.

I'll admit that I've never been totally crazy about the morning bun. I know it is, literally, Tartine's most prized item, but for me it is just good, not, amazing.

The dough is beautifully moist inside, flaky and crispy on the outside, although, I find it a bit too crispy at times.  I loved the generous cinnamon and sugar coating, but the essence of orange is what detracts for me.  I just ... don't go for citrus like this.

It was good, don't get me wrong, but certainly not my first choice of item.

Morning Bun. $4.75. (October 2019)

I seem unable to resist trying these, even though I know how I feel about them.  They just look *so* good, and I know everyone else loves them.

I again recognize how well made it is, crispy exterior, perfectly coated in cinnamon sugar, but ... the citrus element, and the type of dough, just ... well, it isn't for me.  Luckily, my partner loves these, so I take my bite, and hand it off to a happy recipient.

Croissant. $4.75. (April 2019).

The Tartine croissant is a thing of ... well, perfection.  As textbook as it gets.  Very simple, and not what I generally want to just eat on its own (e.g. no filling), but, its as good as a croissant will ever be.

Incredibly flaky exterior, moist and buttery interior, just, gorgeous.  I was able to experience one warm, and, wow, what a treat.  

That said, for me, I wanted a spread to put on it, perhaps something like Nutella, but really, I wanted a pandan jam or something with a bit of flavor.

Pain Au Jambon. $6.50. (October 2019).

"Smoked ham, gruyère."

As good as the classic croissant is, the pain au jambon is ... well, another step up, if you want a more savory, and substantial item.

And substantial it is.  I wish I had a reference point, but ... this thing is honestly a meal.  Cut it in half, and perhaps it is a reasonable morning item, or it is perfect paired with a salad.  I can't imagine eating a full one in one sitting, as glorious as it is.  (But of course I will save the other half to warm up later!).

It really is just as perfect as can be.  Flaky, crispy, golden brown exterior.  Laminated, buttery, textbook layers.  Loaded with melted gruyère and sliced smoked ham, both of which are flavor powerhouses.

It is fantastic even just at room temperature, and I love the crispy bits of cheese that often are attached to the outside, crisped up after melting out and baking.  I often like it warm too, with melty cheese inside instead, but both ways, it is a winner.

Yes, $6.50 is pricey for a croissant, but consider it a sandwich, and that is totally reasonable.  And really, the quality cannot be beat.

Pain Au Jambon. $6.50. (January 2020).

Perfection.  Utter perfection.

I don't really have any other words or ways to describe the Tartine pain au jambon.  Getting one feels like winning the lottery.  A massive lottery.

Pain Au Jambon: Cross Section.

When it is fresh, I adore it at room temperature, with the perfectly flaky exterior, and incredibly flavorful gruyère and smoked ham inside.  Pair it with a salad, and it is an easy meal.

Warm it up, and the cheese gets melty, the inside more moist.  Also excellent, and a great way to devour the second half a few hours later, if you manage to restrain yourself from eating the whole thing at first.

These are just, well, amazing pastries.  I'll gladly get one, anytime.

Scones / Biscuits / Gougère

Tartine has more savory options than many bakeries.

They make exactly one type of sweet scone, and it never rotates with the seasons.  They make one type of savory scone, and I think it sometimes changes.  In addition, other savory treats include a (massive) gougère, that is always a visual stunner.

Buttermilk Scone. $4.25.

"Currants, candied orange zest."

This is the one sweet scone, and even with that, I'd say its not particularly sweet, although I do love the large pearl sugar on top.

I also lost my update review of this one, but I do recall feeling kinda "eh" about it, as it is just a scone of a variety that I don't tend to gravitate towards (eh to currants, eh to citrus).

Update January 2020: Yup, this scone isn't for me.  I'm just not into the currants or citrus.

Savory Scone. $4.75. (April 2019).

"Bacon, gruyère, fromage blanc."

I had this scone.  I wrote a full review.  And ... somehow Blogger lost it.   When I came to write update reviews, only the photo was here.  So, I present you the April savory scone, which I think I liked, but honestly, I don't remember.

Savory Scone. $4.75. (May 2019)

"Pickled fresno chili, cheddar, corn."

The May savory scone sounded like a winner to me - cheese!  corn! Chili!  And although a savory scone is never what I go for as a morning pastry, it made an excellent pairing with a salad later in the day.

It was a good scone.  Nice texture, a bit crumbly, moist enough but dry as a scone should be.  Not a ton of base flavor, but a nice backdrop of cheddar, a pop of heat from the fresno chili, and tons of texture from actual kernels of corn.  I was very appreciative of the whole pieces of corn, rather than cornmeal as I thought it might be.

A nice savory scone, and yes, it paired well with a salad.

Savory Scone. $5.25. (January 2020).

"Bacon, gruyère, formage blanc, herbs, salt"

Oh, man, this was a great scone.  Savory scones aren't something I normally seek out, but when I see one from Tartine, I go running straight for it.

It is a firm style, biscuit like, great crumble and texture.  Hard on the outside, moist but not too moist inside, and, much like the pain au jambon, just loaded with flavor.  Bacon and gruyère FTW, and plenty of herbs too.  

I've never even managed to try heating one of these up, as I devour them instantly.  I think they would be wonderful with some country style gravy, akin to biscuits and gravy, but I never get that far.  More of a lunch item for me, paired with a simple salad.

I'll gladly get one of these anytime, and it remains a toss up just based on my mood if I prefer this, or the pain au jambon.

Gougère. $4.50. (April 2019).

"Gruyère, black pepper, thyme."

I've had these before, and always find them pleasant enough.  Large, fluffy, flavorful from the gruyère, pepper, and thyme, but not generally the most exciting item to me.

Update (January 2020): Crowds love these, comments abound about the size, but, they really aren't the thing for me.  A bit too ... eggy inside.

Tarts

Tartine makes individual 4" starts, or larger 9" tarts (to serve 8).  I am not really into tarts, and mostly have ignored these, but someday I really want to seek out the banana cream tart, as Iv'e heard it is much like bannoffee pie, which I really, really love (it has caramel and chocolate layers!)

Chocolate Hazelnut Tart. 4". $8. (October 2019).

"Sweet pastry shell, guanaja, orange."

So, yeah, I never really like tarts, but one morning we had these, when I was particularly craving chocolate.  Yes, a chocolate tart for breakfast.  Don't judge.

I ... well, really didn't like it.  The tart shell was a standard tart shell, just crispy, and plain, and uninteresting to me.

The filling was kinda like a brownie, but a bit dry, and not interesting either.  I liked the hazelnuts on top for crunch, but yeah ... this was very ... bland, dry, and not what I would have expected from Tartine.

Gluten Free / Vegan

Tartine may not be where you'd think of for gluten-free items, but they do make a few gluten-free items, including breakfast pastries.  They always have a vegan crumb cake too.

Spoiler: the muffins are *amaze*.

Seasonal Muffin (Blueberry). Wheat-Free. $5.

"Almond, oat and rice flour, walnut, crumble."

Um, wow.  I can't say I expect *anything* of gluten-free, baked goods of all things, but this was, hands down, the best gluten-free baked good I've ever had.  It was one of my favorite Tartine items at all, in fact.

Yes, really.

It was shockingly good.  Super moist, bursting with flavor from the generous amount of fruit, and I loved the texture from the walnuts inside.  And I loved the crumble on top.  Maybe not the blueberry muffin for someone who wants a simple white base and just blueberries inside, but for me, this was as good as a blueberry muffin can be, almost like a blueberry crisp or crumble, in muffin form.

Loved it.  Would gladly devour another, anytime.

Seasonal Muffin (Peach & Currant?). Wheat-Free. $5.25.

 (October 2019).

The muffin changes frequently, but is always just listed as "seasonal".  It always features fruit, a crumble top, and some kind of nut.  This one trended far more into the dessert fruit crumble direction than morning muffin really, which didn't bother me at all.

The crumble top on this was my favorite part.  Sweet oats, crispy pecans, and I'm not sure what else.  It basically turned this into a dessert.  Great textures.

The base had a nice flavor from the mix of flours, clearly not a regular muffin, and it crumbled apart nearly immediately, but it was moist, and I liked the rice flour in particular, it almost made it taste like ... mochi?

Seasonal Peach + Currant Muffin: Inside.

Inside was big chunks of I think peaches (maybe nectarines?), little currants, and pecans.  I was pleased to see the stone fruit so late into October!  

The fruit was super juicy, and surrounded by pockets of moisture.  Fantastic, again, making this mostly a fruit crumble, not a muffin.  I hated the currants, as I really just can't stand them, and wish Tartine was less excited about them (the sweet scone is *always* currant.  Boo!).  They didn't ruin this, but, they certainly detracted from my experience.

I warmed this up, and topped with whipped cream, and had it as a dessert, and I loved it.

Vegan Crumb Cake. $4.75.

I tried this just for completeness.

It was very, very meh.  The cake had no real flavor, and was a bit gummy.  Even the crumb topping was kinda flavorless.  Certainly not an item I wanted a second bite of even.

Orange Sesame Tea Cake (GF, V).  $5.25. (January 2020).

This was a strange one, gluten-free and vegan, and really, really, really moist.  And dense.  Dense and moist.  Very different.  I was not into the texture, nor to the orange flavor that prevailed, but I did like the generous crust of sesame seeds on top.

Cookies & Confections

The final bakery menu section is cookies & confections, including chocolate pudding that I'd love to try sometime.

Eclair. (January 2020). $6.50.

"Vanilla cream, Valhrona glaze."

Wow.  Another #textbook item.

Seriously, textbook.

I will admit however that I'm not a fan of choux pastry, so eclairs and cream puffs are never really my thing, but I couldn't resist trying the version from Tartine, particularly once I saw it.

Eclair: Inside.

The choux pastry was as I expected, light, eggy, and not a flavor I like.  But I know how well made it was, how perfectly piped.

It was also perfectly filled, filled to the brim with INCREDIBLE vanilla cream filling.  It was a looser style than many others, it ran out, it made a huge mess, but I didn't care.  Incredible flavor in that cream.  Seriously good cream.

And finally, the gorgeous shiny chocolate glaze, made from high quality dark Valhrona chocolate, intensely chocolately.  I wished I could have more of it, and less pastry, but they had the ratio right for those who actually like the pastry.

I likely won't get another eclair, but such a well made item, and, swoon, that cream.

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• Coco Nib Rocher, $0.75.  Basically a meringue filled with cocoa nibs.  Nice crunch from nibs, very nice cloudlike consistency, a little too sweet.  Not really my thing.  Good price though.
• Mexican Wedding Cookie, $0.85.  Covered in powdered sugar.  Not my thing, but another good price.
• Toasted Almond Rocher, $0.75. Sweet, really nice almond, better than nib version, favorite of the cookies I've tried.

Update Review, April 2016

Morning Bun.  $4.20.

"Cinnamon sugar, candied orange."

Ah, the famous Tartine morning bun.  I've had a few of these in my life, to mixed success. I haven't ever disliked them, but haven't necessarily understood the hype.

This time was no different.  It was very, very crispy on the outside, but not in that nice caramelized way.  One edge, the left side here, was actually really burnt and dried out.

The entire thing did have a nice sugar coating, and the dough was decent, but, it certainly wasn't magical in any way.  It also did finally taste like orange, something I always noted before that was lacking (but, actually, I prefer to not taste the orange ...).

So, it was fine, and I'd eat another if it showed up, but, I wouldn't seek this out.  I still really want to try their bread pudding though!

Two years ago, I published my original Tartine review, and, a morning bun was $3.85.  I guess, inflation?

Original Review, March 2014

If you live in San Francisco, and have any friends who reside anywhere near the Mission, you've inevitably been to Tartine.  Or seen the lines on a weekend morning.  Or at least had someone enthusiastically show up at a party with some of their goods.  It is definitely an institution.  Even my mom, who lives in New Hampshire, called me up one day asking me if I'd been, as she read something about it somewhere.

I don't live in the Mission, I don't go there often these days, and quite honestly I don't get the Tartine hype.  I much prefer getting bread from Acme, and while the croissants are indeed pretty awesome at Tartine, the other things I've tried (particularly the cookies), haven't been all that memorable, and there are plenty of other places to get good baked goods in the city.  That said, they do have an absolutely incredible sounding banana cream tart, with caramel and chocolate layers, that I really, really want to try sometime.  If you are looking for a way to bribe me for any reason, please bring me a slice of that :)

Pastries

Morning Bun.  $3.85.

This is perhaps Tartine's most famous treat.  Made with croissant dough, and loaded up with butter, sugar, cinnamon, and some subtle orange flavor.  It is crispy on the outside, doughy on the inside, and ridiculously sweet.  And delicious.  Apparently even better if you get it fresh out of the oven in the morning.  Famous, and hyped, for a reason.

Update: I love all the cinnamon and sugar and the crunchy exterior, but the inside is not as moist as I recall, and I don’t really taste the orange (not that I want to).  It didn't live up to my memory, but it was still a nice sugary treat.

Pain Au Jambon. $6.25.

"Smoked ham, gruyère."

A savory item.  Yes, I went for a savory item.

These things are massive-tastic.  The croissant dough is flaky, crispy, buttery, and perfectly browned. Filled with ham and gruyere.

High price, but it is basically a meal :)  My favorite of their goods.

Pain au jambon: Inside.

This photo shows less than half of one.

The gruyere in here is just so good.  It combines perfectly with ham.  And damn, Tartine really just does make the best croissants!

I've found that this thing is even more amazing if you warm it up in a toaster oven.  The cheese gets so melty, and the layers of croissant dough get a bit moist.  Absolutely amazingly delicious.

Frangipane Croissant. $4.50.

"Almond cream."

This was my least favorite, by far.  I'm not sure if you can see in the picture, but it was sadly burnt.  I hoped it wouldn't effect the taste, but it did.  I tasted ... soot, and it was fairly dry.

That said, it was the same buttery, delicious croissant dough, and was filled with frangipane and sliced almonds, topped with more sliced almonds and powdered sugar.  If it hadn't been over-cooked, it would have been quite good.

Like all of their pastries, it was hugetastic.

Update review (June 2015):

I had another of these when someone brought in a bunch to work.  It too looked burnt, and I was initially put off.  But, I came around to it. I think this must just be Tartine style.

Yes, it was very crispy.  It leaned almost too far in the burnt category, but managed to stay on the caramelized and crispy side of the scale instead.  I loved the crispy actually.  Inside was dense and obviously very buttery, but not quite as flaky as I was expecting.

The almond frangipane filling wasn't very generous either.

So, hard to call it amazing, when there are plenty of things I criticize about it, but, the quality of the croissant dough is certainly there.

Croissant. $4.20.

Buttery, flaky, delicious.  Crispy on the outside, moist on the inside.  Definitely one of the best croissants I've ever had, but pricy at $4.20 each.  This is the same base that they use for the other filled varieties.

Update: Very textbook croissant, large size, easy to split with someone, incredibly flaky exterior.  Quiet messy, as flakes get everywhere!  But a bit boring to just eat plain.  I’d want jam with it, or I prefer the almond or chocolate ones.

Cakes

Passion Fruit Lime Bavarian.

• Passion Fruit Lime Bavarian. “Lime-moistened genoise with passion fruit Bavarian. Topped with sweetened cream and coconut. "  Tasting notes: Light and fluffy genoise, but pretty boring as a cake layer, and I didn’t taste the lime.  The cream was intensely passion fruit flavored, but far more tart than I was expecting, not sweet at all.  Perhaps some of the lime in the cake is what I was tasting here?  The outside had sweetened whipped cream and coconut flakes, both things I like, but the whipped cream was very masked by the strong flavors of the passionfruit, and the coconut flakes were not toasted.
• Tres Leches Cake, $5.50 slice. "Sweet coconut milk moistened chiffon, layered with cajeta and crema".  Tasting notes: A friend brought this to a party.  It did not look like anything special, not like something from a professional bakery, and certainly not from somewhere as famous as Tartine.  Many people kept asking if she had made it.  While it didn't win any beauty awards, it was obvious fairly quickly upon tasting it that this was not just a home cook's little cake.  First, it was unlike any tres leches cake I've ever had.  The bottom crust seemed to be made from their croissant dough?  The layers were moist and flavorful, with pastry cream in between them, and topped with whipped cream.  It somehow wasn't too sweet.  A nicely made cake, but the flaky croissant-like crust is really what made it something special.

Other Baked Goods

Lemon Cream Tart.  $6.75.

“Sweet pastry shell filled with rich lemon cream, topped with unsweetened cream”.  

Standard tart shell, hard style, not particularly interesting.  The filling was very tart, and lemon, which is not ever something that I like.  The whipped cream was not sweetened, quite rare, and so it tasted like … cream.  Fluffy cream.  Nothing wrong with that!

Definitely not something I care for, and the $6.75 price tag seemed high for a small individual size tart.

Buttermilk Scone. $4.25.

"Currants, candied orange zest."

This was good enough, but nothing amazing, hard style. Rolled in giant sugar crystals.

Previous tasting notes:  I really liked the buttermilk tang to it.  Did not hold up at all to a second day, got very soggy. I don't blame them though, no scones really keep!

Gougère, $3.50. 

This was HUGE! Decent flaky dough, decent cheese inside, but somehow just not that interesting overall. Not bad, but not great.

Update: Very light and airy, cheesy, not bad.

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