It has been a while since Humphrey Slocombe invaded the SF ice cream scene with notable flavors like their boozy Secret Breakfast. Many years since my completely memorable, but very embarrassing, total wipeout on their floor (yup, that happened). For the most part, I’ve always found the place fairly overrated, but an update review was in order.
The good news? I found some flavors I really, really grew to enjoy.
 |
| Honey Graham. |
"Raw blackberry honey ice cream with delicious housemade graham crackers folded in."
I hadn't ever really cared for Harvey Milk & Honey Graham before, finding the honey far too sweet and cloying, so I wouldn't have actively ordered this flavor, nor sought it out, but when it was provided at an event I was at ... of course I had to try it right? Just to, uh, compare?
At first, I only found it ... ok. The honey wasn't quite as sweet and dominating as I remembered, but, it was still a very honey forward ice cream, and you need to be in the mood for honey. It wouldn't pair with everything. I like honey, don't get me wrong, but it has its place: in my greek yogurt, granola, and fruit parfaits? Sure. In baklava? Obviously. But really wanting the taste of honey, in my ice cream, isn't something I generally lean towards. The honey is an interesting sweetness though, more interesting in many ways than standard vanilla or sweet cream.
The bits of graham cracker I had mixed feelings on too. I liked the variety of sizes, big bits that called out "dig for me!" and little flecks, but, like happens with my flavors of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, I found the actually texture of the graham bits not entirely appealing, a bit gritty, a bit mushy. But they were just big enough for that to be less of an issue than in other flavors, and I liked having *something* in there to dig for.
So overall, better than I remembered, but, this really isn't a flavor I'd ever going to be inclined to order myself.
3/5.
Update: But ... it grew on me, until I found myself actually craving it. Regularly. The sweetness, when you want it, is just ... perfect?
4/5.
 |
| Salted Caramel Cocoa Nib. |
"Salted Caramel ice cream with toasted cocoa nibs. Crunchy, sweet, and salty. Everyone wins."
I ended up loving this flavor. I enjoyed it so much more than I ever expected.
Sure, I love cocoa nibs. I like crunchy things. I like salty + sweet combos. But ... I had never been all that impressed with Humphry Slocombe before, and, well, salted caramel just so often is "on trend", but way too sweet, and not actually tasty.
This however was marvelous.
It *was* sweet, very sweet, don't get me wrong, but the caramel had an extremely deep, complex flavor. I loved the flavor of this base ice cream, and the quality was high - very rich and creamy, it melted perfectly. I didn't really detect the "salted" nature though. And the nibs? They complimented it expertly - of course I loved the crunch, but they also provided a bitterness to offset the sweet caramel.
A beautiful flavor, strangely addicting, shockingly complex.
I'd get it again. 4/5.
 |
| Secret Breakfast. |
"Bourbon ice cream with cornflake cookies folded in. Your secret (breakfast) is safe with us."
Secret Breakfast was one of Humphry Slocombe's breakout flavors, a signature item, back when things like cornflakes in ice cream were less commonplace (yeah, imagine the world, before things like "cereal milk"). And bourbon in ice cream? Definitely long before that was a "thing".
I've reviewed it before, both in
my original review and
in an update in 2014. It turns out, my opinion 7 years later is still entirely unchanged: I like the boozy base, and yes, you can taste the bourbon, but, the soggy, gritty cornflakes don't do it for me.
2.5/5.
 |
| Blue Bottle Vietnamese Coffee. |
"Our version of a traditional Vietnamese coffee – a complex blend of Blue Bottle organic coffee, sweetened condensed milk, and chicory."
Coffee ice cream is rarely my goto, because I try to avoid caffeine in the afternoon/evening, which is when my prime ice cream consumption is. That said, there are some coffee based ice creams I just adore (like
Mitchell's Mocha Fudge, which is just incredible), and I love the fact that Humphry Slocombe did a collaboration with Blue Bottle, the coffee shop that really drew me in deep when I first moved to SF (a combination of incredible baristas at the location near me, ritual of visiting with a good friend before the farmer's market, and discovery of single origin beans from Ethiopia).
This was ... well, coffee ice cream. Strong coffee flavor, but sweet, it really did mirror a Vietnamese coffee, rather than regular black coffee, with the addition of sweetened condensed milk. It was reasonably creamy.
I didn't find this particularly more notable than any other coffee ice cream, but I did love pairing it with warm chocolate cake, and easily finished my pint.
3.5/5.
To Humphrey Slocombe's credit, the pretzels were not soggy. However, I rather hated this favor. It tasted ... stale. Really, really stale. Which is a very odd flavor when it comes to ice cream! Even the base flavor just tasted off, not like vanilla.
The cone was a basic sugar cone, and I wasn't really into it either. Not sure why exactly, it wasn't stale, but it also just wasn't very good. I'm more of a cake cone, or waffle cone if I really wanna go for it, girl.
1/5.