Afternoon tea. Biscuits. Wicker hampers. These are the things that Fortnum & Mason are known for ... at least, to those who live in England, or, perhaps have a friend who does.
I didn't read up on the company history that much, but, wow, around since 1707? Clearly, an institution there, even if I hadn't heard of it.
***.
****+.
But ... these were the exception to every other Turkish delight I've ever encountered. They weren't awful! They didn't let me down!
Another person I shared them with agreed.
Soft, nice chew, lovely pistachio flavor. Best turkish delight I've ever had.
****.
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| Christmas Cranberry & Cognac Fruit Cake. |
"It’s no surprise our Fruit Cakes - from our delicious Dundee Cakes to the decorated marzipan kind - have stood the test of Christmastime. All satisfyingly rich and filled with luscious fruits, this Christmas favourite mustn’t be missed from your feasting table."
Yes, Fortum & Mason makes an assortment of fruitcakes. And I had one.
I'll admit it now. When I tried this, I had previously only had fruitcake once in my life, at the
Sheraton on the Park in Sydney, when they served it in the Executive Lounge during the holidays. I am not anti-fruitcake exactly, just, mostly unfamiliar.
The Cranberry & Cognac seemed to be the fanciest though, not only because of the cognac, but also, the extensive toppings.
It came beautifully packaged.
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| Fruit Cake: Unpackaged. |
"True to hearty, heady Christmas traditions, this handmade Cranberry & Cognac Fruit Cake will truly elevate your festive feast."
I broke into it to reveal the block of fruitcake.
I'll be honest, I wasn't sure where to go from here. Did I slice it? Warm it? Top it with something?
Was it breakfast? Dessert?
I turned to the internet for answers.
It seemed clear that everyone has unique theories on what you should do with fruitcake, how to consume it, and when.
Simply sliced, room temp, with tea for afternoon treat was most common. With vanilla ice cream or clotted cream certainly seemed more appealing to me, which some do recommend. Others still mention serving it with a slice of nice cheddar, which reminded me of Fergus Henderson's famous Eccles cake from St. John (which
I've had before in London!), or, closer to home, my family's way of serving apple pie with a slice.
So I tried it many ways. I had a whole 1200+ calorie fruitcake to consume myself, after all!
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| Fruit Cake: Inside. |
First, I just sliced off a piece, which gave me a great glimpse into what it was made of.
The mix of fruit was raisins, currants, cranberries, glacé cherries, and figs, plus a little bit of candied citrus peel. Also in the mix of course was the cake base (flour, butter, sugar, egg), but it was minimal compared to the fruit components. Oh, and of course, cognac.
And then the topping: more glacé cherries, both red and green (so festive!), and nuts (pecans, hazelnuts, almonds), and sweet apricot glaze.
I tried it. It was sweet. Very, very sweet. I expected a dessert item of course, and knew it had candied fruit, but, wow, sweet.
Basically, a moist, dense cake, mostly made from very sweet dried fruit. Not just dried fruit though, clearly, sweetened, and infused from the soaking, dried fruit. Unlike most dried fruit, it was quite soft, not chewy.
I'm not sure why it was called "Cranberry & Cognac" fruit cake though, as the cranberry was not the dominant fruit. The cognac though was clearly essential to the recipe.
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| Fruitcake with Gouda. |
It was clear to me that it was really too sweet to just eat on its own in a large slice. I needed to temper it somehow. Normally I go for whipped cream or ice cream with my sweet desserts, but this was just so sweet already that the idea of savory cheese sounded much better.
I didn't have any cheddar though, so I made due with gouda.
It ... kinda worked, but I really needed a sharper, aged cheese. A serious cheddar would have done miracles.
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| Fruitcake with Whipped Cream. |
Next I tried whipped cream, as I didn't have clotted cream.
It did help, but, since my whipped cream (just from a can) was sweetened, it was still just a bit too sweet overall.
Next up, I heated it, and paired with ice cream, but since I like ice cream paired with hot desserts, but that still wasn't quite it for me.
The best version, which I finally discovered, was paired with some very slightly sweetened whipped creme fraiche. The tangy, not sweet, nature helped compliment the crazy sweet fruitcake.
Let's just say ... I think fruitcake has a reputation for a reason. I finished it, but, it took some effort to really enjoy. Acquired taste?
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| St James Christmas Pudding. |
"Handmade at every stage, our St James Christmas Pudding is filled with delicious dried fruits and a well-judged quantity of Pusser's Full-Strength Navy Rum alongside Fortnum's Cognac. Pair with our rich Cognac Butter for added spicy aromas and a delicious, boozy kick."
"This light and elegant Fortnum's St James Christmas Pudding contains the finest dried fruits – Vostizza currants, Californian raisins and Turkish sultanas – as well as a well-judged quantity of Pusser’s Full-Strength Navy Rum and Fortnum’s own cognac, which is softer on the palate than ordinary cooking brandy. A small team of experienced cooks complete every stage by hand, from buttering the bowls to tying on the muslin lids, and the puddings are carefully matured so that they are as good as homemade. Made with vegetable suet in place of the traditional beef suet, this will please even those who aren’t wild about Christmas pudding."
Next up, another holiday "favorite", like fruit cake, certainly an acquired taste: traditional steamed boozy pudding, the St. James's pudding. Made from a similar base of dried fruits like the fruit cake (raisins, sultanas, currants) this time, and citrus (lemon zest, orange juice, candied orange and lemon peel), and booze (rum and cognac), but a very different product, no sweet glace cherries, no nuts, and a different style of sweetness, very heavy on the sugar, treacle, and molasses.
While you *could* microwave it, instructions were pretty clear that you should steam it, for a full hour and 15 minutes. It wasn't hard, but it took time.
While it looked petite, and I wondered about the stated 6 servings, it turns out, much like the fruit cake, just a little of this went a long way. So sweet, so dense.
It was ... ok. I wished I had the cognac butter to pair with (I had already used it), but set about trying a few things: butter (yup, definitely good to soak in and give more richness), Cool Whip (hey it was on hand), which actually worked ok, and ice cream. Amusingly, a mix of butter and cool whip worked best.
Anyway, it was fine. Very very heavy in the dried fruits, and just like the fruitcake, something you need to be in the mood for.
***.
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| Christmas Classic Biscuit Selection. |
"A collection of every biscuit from our ‘Tall Tin’ biscuit range, this delightful assortment includes buttery Rose, delicate Violet, decadent Chocolate & Macadamia, festive Walnut, Apricot & Orange and fiery Lucifer’s Biscuits. The perfect assortment of biscuits for an afternoon of dunking this festive season."
Our hamper also had a tin of assorted
cookies. Er, biscuits that is.
I had a hard time figuring out what each of the biscuits was. Partially because the first one I picked up looked like it had pistachios in it. I looked at the list of cookies in the tin:
- Chocolate & Macadamia Nut
- Rose
- Violet
- Lucifer (Ginger & Chilli)
- Walnut
- Apricot & Orange (also known as "Christmas Teatime Biscuits").
None of these sounded like pistachio. Literally, the only one I could identify was the chocolate & macadamia nut. I could kinda guess the rose and violet. But after that? Confusion, as I saw pistachios, I saw raisins. I still think the tin just had invalid information on it.
Anyway, Fortnum & Mason makes an insane number of biscuits, mostly little tea cookies like these, some more shortbread style, others more like florentines, but mostly, just little cookies designed to go along with tea. I was amused by some of the names though: Cornish Fairings, Lancashire Flips & Yorkshire Parkin. Uh, wat?
I'm not a cookie girl, but I tried all 6 varieties. I liked them, strangely.
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| Christmas Teatime Shortbread (Apricot & Walnut). |
"Evoking memories of Christmas past, our Apricot & Walnut biscuit tin is a festive celebration, beautifully complementing our famous teas. Sweet with a hint of tart, and ever so comforting, the biscuits are lifted with the zing of orange and finished with a touch of cinnamon to give it that warming note."
It took me forever to figure out which kind of biscuit this was. It was the first I tried. And I kinda liked it.
A shortbread for sure, buttery, sweet. Inside was little bits of fruit, chewy bits, dried, I think raisins and apricots? (Answer: apricots). And then crunchy nuts. Perhaps pecans? Walnuts? (Answer: walnuts). I really couldn't tell.
By my third cookie, I finally figured out these were the "Apricot & Walnut" cookies, with dark colored Turkish apricots (that is what was throwing me off!), also sold as "Christmas Teatime" biscuits.
I liked it though. A good shortbread, lots of texture, nice sweetness level. Perfect alongside a cuppa (coffee, in my case). My favorite of the 6.
****.
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| Chocolate & Macadamia Nut Biscuit. |
"This best-selling biscuit has attracted quite a following in Fortnum's Food Halls. Intensely chocolatey without being overly rich, each biscuit is made with gently crushed macadamia nuts, plenty of butter and very good chocolate. Crunchy, nutty, buttery and chocolatey - no wonder it has such a loyal fan club."
Next, the chocolate one.
Chocolate shortbread base, good crumble, buttery. Studded with mini chocolate chips for extra chocolate goodness, and macadamias for some crunch.
Another one I actually liked ... for a little crumbly shortbread cookie. My second favorite, and just barely in second place.
****.
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| Lucifer's Biscuit (Ginger & Chilli). |
"This surprising biscuit does many things that a biscuit shouldn't - but it's been a huge success among our customers. Each buttery biscuit is made with fresh ginger and just the right amount of chilli; as you munch, the heat builds up slowly and finishes with a warm and well-judged chilli kick. Infernally tempting, it's the biscuit that bites back."
This was a fascinating biscuit. A slightly softer style, darker color. The buttery, sweet shortbread didn't come out as strongly, since there were so many other elements.
The first thing I tasted was ginger. A really nice ginger base. If you like gingersnaps, this is for you. It did also have a tiny bit of heat, adding a complexity I've never had paired before with gingersnap. A slightly fire-y gingersnap.
If this sounds like something you'd like, then, go for it. For me it was fascinating, but, I'm not that excited about gingersnaps. Others enjoyed them. My 4th pick, because it was interesting at least.
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| Violet Biscuit. |
"There is no end to the biscuits that we like to invent, and this particular example is a true original. The crisp butter biscuits are subtly flavoured with French crystallised violets for a gently aromatic taste."
I was feeling pretty optimistic about the biscuits by the time I tried this one, studded with little bits of purple.
But, um, wow. Yes, I was eating flowers. This was way too floral for me.
The base was good buttery shortbread, and I liked the bits of almond for crunch, but, gah. Flowers. I didn't finish it. Least favorite, no question. "It is like eating perfume, said another."
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| Rose Biscuit. |
"This sweet, buttery biscuit is studded with almonds and scattered with French crystallised rose petals, which give a very delicate rose flavour that never overpowers. Sophisticated yet crunchy, these biscuits make an elegant addition to afternoon tea."
After the violet one, I was a bit scared by the rose. Same exact recipe, with almond bits, buttery shortbread base, and this time, "rose fragments".
It was much better, entirely different really. The rose wasn't nearly as floral or dominant, although it was clearly still there. It was also very, very sweet. Rosewater is used for many desserts for a reason. Think ... a hybrid between an Indian/Persian dessert and an English shortbread.
Overall, this wasn't one I loved, too sweet for me really, my 5th pick overall, and not one I really wanted more of (although I was happy to finish the one I had), but others enjoyed these quite a bit.
**+.
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| Walnut? Pistachio? |
"These crisp, light and buttery biscuits are rich in the finest English clotted cream. Added to the mix are chunks of pistachio, producing an extremely moreish nuttiness and crunch."
And finally, the ... pistachio. I'm sorry, these were not walnut. They were clearly pistachio. I think my tin was mislabelled.
A simple, sugar butter shortbread, with bits of nuts. Fine, tasty, but I liked the one that had bits of fruit in it slightly more, making it my third pick. Very solid classic shortbread.
***.
Condiments
And lastly, our hamper had some spreads to enjoy with our morning toast, all very festive in nature. These were all winners.
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| Christmas Sparkling Spiced Rum Butter. |
"Fortnum's Sparkling Spiced Rum Butter is the ultimate accompaniment to mince pies or Christmas pudding. Gently spiced with cinnamon and nutmeg and swirled with edible glitter, this is decadence at its most delicious. "
Hold the presses. And go get this.
This was crazy delicious. Available *only* as part of hampers, so, if you are hoping to get just it, sorry, no luck.
One tiny taste and I was hooked. I didn't need a mince pie, Christmas pudding, nor fruitcake to go with it. I was happy to just lick this from a knife (I mean, what, I didn't do that). It was great even just on toast or a bagel too. So boozy, so very boozy. Kinda sweet. Slightly spiced. Great texture, slightly thick, spreadable, and melted in beautifully to any warm item I put it on. The sparkle wasn't really noticeable, but yes, it has edible glitter in it.
I did eventually have it with a Christmas pudding (although not their brand, it was a Waitrose Remy Martin aged Christmas pudding, and, although the rum of course accented the cognac, it wasn't really how I preferred to eat this).
Butter + sugar + rum + spices + uh, edible glitter is as awesome as you'd expect it to be.
****+.
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Bucks Fizz Marmalade with edible glitter. Medium Cut. |
"A fizzy, festive twist for Christmas breakfast."
"Open the ultimate breakfast marmalade, bold and balanced with complex citrus flavours and Marc de Champagne. Glittering with edible silver sparkles, this is a festive treat worth"
Have you ever thought, "gee, you know what my marmalade needs? It needs glitter!" No? Yeah, me either, but Fortnum & Mason set out to solve a need we never knew we had with the the Buck's Fizz Marmalade.
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| Buck's Fizz Marmalade: Side View. |
"Our Bucks Fizz Marmalade is lovingly made in Oxfordshire with Seville oranges, prosecco and a dash of Marc de Champagne. Each jar is speckled with gold sparkles and contains a lightly crystallised slice of fresh orange."
The marmalade starts out as classic orange marmalade, with large, fairly stunning, pieces of orange, zest and all. Even in the jar, it is a stunner.
The flavor is of course citrusy and tangy, as any marmalade should be. Both brown and white sugar balance it out, turning it into a sweet spread, but it still retains quite a bit of zing. I can't say I tasted the prosecco or marc de champagne, but they must have added ... something?
And ... the glitter? Well, it made the jar sparkle, for sure, but I found that once it was spread onto anything, it was quickly lost. Fun, still lovely to present this way, but not actually useful in practice.
Overall, a fine marmalade, and a lovely looking item to give as a gift.
***+.
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Strawberry & Fortnum’s Champagne Preserve
"This favourite among English jams uses two types of strawberry: sweet and juicy Cambridge Favourite and little Tiega strawberries from Turkey. To add more flavour and sparkle, we stir in a modest helping of Fortnum's champagne and Marc de Champagne."
"Packed with sweet and juicy Cambridge Favourite strawberries, miniature Tiega strawberries from Turkey, and a helping of both Fortnum’s champagne and Marc de Champagne - a similar drink to Grappa, made from the grape reminace, stems, skins and pits from the Champagne making process."
The sparkly marmalade had a friend in the strawberry preserve, another shimmering spread. I didn't really taste champagne in it, but, it was good strawberry jam, er, preserve. Better than average, and yes, it had glitter ... that you couldn't really see when it was spread on toast.
***+.