Thursday, November 21, 2024

Johnny Doughnuts

Johnny Doughnuts has been on my radar for a while.  Because, well, I love donuts and always have my eye on places with good reviews.  I also semi-regularly have the need to provide donuts for my group at work for special occasions, and need to find places that can handle fairly large size orders, which, your average donut shop does not.

I had wanted to try Johnny Doughnuts many times, but, it was never a possibility.  For one, they are located in San Rafael, so, I never had a chance to just go myself in person to their shop,  But second, for delivery orders to San Francisco, they have a 2 dozen minimum, at $34 per dozen, plus a $50 delivery fee.  I haven't ever been able to arrange for this, as I just couldn't justify the higher costs compared to local options.

But finally, finally, we were able to order from Johnny Doughnuts for a team-wide all hands.  I was so excited to try them.  For that first order, we stuck with raised and old fashioned donuts (plus some fritters, because, um, my favorites), but Johnny Doughnuts also makes bismarks (filled with jams and custards), cro-doughs (croissant + donuts), cinnamon rolls and twists, and even vegan or gluten-free donuts, most of which I tried at subsequent events (keep reading!).

I still haven't visited the donut shop in San Rafael, but, it turns out they are opening one in San Francisco (in Hayes Valley), so, you can bet I'll check it out once they do.  They also proved great at handling catering orders (so we ordered from them for our next large team event too), and have multiple donut trucks that they can bring to your food truck party.  You'll find them at Off the Grid and other events around town too.

At both events I hosted with Johnny Doughnuts, the donuts were the best rated by the group, and, at this point, we have ordered donuts from a lot of places.  They blew trendy places like Dynamo out of the water.  They blew SF institutions like Bob's out of the water (stay tuned for review).  These are very good donuts, and I've never seen so many of my teammates go back for seconds.

The donuts are also huge.  On every single occasion we ordered them, most people immediately commented that they were too big.  And I'll admit, they kinda are.  I just saved part for later, knowing I'd want more, but most people took to hacking them up with knives to cut off reasonable size chunks.  This is one area where I do appreciate how Donut Savant makes the perfect size donuts, smaller than average, where these were much larger than average.  Even the donut holes were about 2x the size of normal!  But I'm not really complaining, who complains about too much donut?  And, obviously, if life gives you leftover donuts, waffle them the next morning (trust me).

Encounter #1, July 2016

We ordered several dozen assorted full size donuts, which included a mix of old fashioned, raised, and fritters.  Each box was different, and none were boring plain donuts.

We also ordered donut holes, to satisfy those who wanted a smaller treat.  The assortment was perfect.
Box #1: Dozen Assorted Donuts.  $34.00.
This box contained:
  • Old Fashioned: Maple Glazed, Chocolate Glazed, Vanilla Glazed, Chocolate Salted Caramel (1 each, back row and second row from back)
  • Raised: Blueberry, Classic Glazed, Sprinkly Guys (vanilla dipped with rainbow sprinkles). (1 each, middle rows)
  • Apple Fritters (2, second row) 
  • Blueberry Wheat-Free Fritter Thang (2, front row)
The raised donuts were good, the fritters were great, but, the old fashioned were absolutely insane.
Box #2: Dozen Assorted Donuts. $34.00.
The next box had a similar mix, but some differences:
  • Old Fashioned: Maple Glazed, Vanilla Glazed, Salted Caramel Chocolate (back row)
  • Raised: Classic Chocolate, Sprinkly Guys (chocolate dipped with sprinkles), Classic Glazed, Sugar Daddy, Lime Poppy Seed, Strawberry (middle rows).
  • Apple Fritter and Blueberry Wheat-Free Fritter Thang (1 each, front row)
We had several other boxes, all filled with similar mixes.  Combined, we received all varieties of raised donuts that they make other than the Zebra (glazed with chocolate drizzle) and all old fashioned except the plain non-glazed.

I really appreciated the thoughtful assortment.

Raised Donuts

So, let's start with the raised donuts.
"Our take on a “light and fluffy” doughnut. A Southern recipe dating back to the 1920’s, using fresh potato to the dough to give more of a bite.  The yeast in the recipe requires the dough to rise before being fried to give it that airy feel, hence the name – raised. Mix that unique dough with our unbelievably tasty homemade glazes and it’s a win-win every time."
These are available in 9 varieties, plus seasonal specialties:
  • Classic Glazed
  • Classic Chocolate
  • Lime Poppy Seed
  • Strawberry
  • Blueberry
  • Zebra (glazed with chocolate drizzle)
  • Sprinkly Guys (dipped in chocolate or vanilla and topped with sprinkles)
  • Sugar Daddy (rolled in sugar)
We had all but the Zebra.  They were all good, fluffy, raised donuts, massive in size.  The potato in the dough definitely gave them a little something extra.  The coatings were perfectly executed.

One co-worker had one of the dipped raised donuts, I forget which flavor, and said, "Well, I think that was honestly the best donut I've ever had!"  Victory!
Classic Glazed. $3.25.
I started with a classic glazed.  You can't judge the rest until you try a basic glazed donut, right?

It was a fine donut.  Very fluffy, massive.  Well coated in glaze on all sides.  Not too oily.  I think I sorta tasted the potato, not in a bad way though, just in a "hey, that dough has something a little more interesting about it" way, like if you ever have potato bread.  It was fresh tasting.  Not particularly earth shattering, but, unless it is hot and fresh out of the fryer, a classic glazed rarely is.  ***+.
Sugar Daddy. $3.25.
On the basic side, I also tried the "Sugar Daddy", a sugar coated raised donut.  It was perfectly coated in sugar crystals, and tasty, but, sugar coated donuts always make me want them to be jelly filled (more on that soon). ***+.
Strawberry.
I also tried the strawberry iced.  Like all the iced options, it was perfectly dipped in strawberry frosting, and the icing was  thick.  The donut was the same as all the other raised donuts, fluffy, raised, massive, but the glaze was incredible.  It tasted like fresh strawberries.  It tasted like summer.  It wasn't a fake strawberry taste at all.  Just ripe, juicy, perfect berries at their peak.  Incredible how much flavor was captured in that glaze.  ****.

I also tried the blueberry, equally fruity.
Lime Poppy Seed. $3.25.
The lime poppy seed caught me by surprise as I thought it was vanilla bean (with specs of vanilla bean, not poppy seeds), so it caught me off guard when it was tangy.  If you like lime though, by all means, this was likely a great thing.  ***+.
Sprinkly Guys (Vanilla Version). $3.25.
Next I moved on to one that looked far more fun: the Sprinkly Guys.  These are available in two versions, chocolate or vanilla, referring to the flavor of glaze they are coated in.  I picked vanilla.

The base was the same huge, yeasty, fluffy donut.

I adore sprinkles, so, this was right up my alley.  It was ridiculously generously coated in colorful rainbow sprinkles.  They added a bit of crunch and more sweetness.  The vanilla glaze was more appealing to me than the standard glaze from the classic, as it was sweeter and thicker.  My favorite of the toppings.

Overall, a fun donut, but VERY sweet.  I can't imagine eating a full one in one sitting without being on a ridiculous sugar high.  This would be better served as a donut hole in my opinion (and then, all sides could have sprinkles!). ****.
Sprinkly Guys (Vanilla, Holiday). (2018).
I had another, months later.  I didn't love it quite as much this time.  The vanilla glaze and sprinkles weren't as overwhelmingly sweet, and I tasted a lot more of the plain doughnut.  It was still a fine doughnut, but, it wasn't as magic for me as the first encounter.

And then I had this one, years later.  Back to being crazy sweet, loaded with glaze, loaded with sprinkles (holiday colored, because, December).  When you are in the mood for sweet, this donut delivers (or, overpowers, if you aren't). ****.
Classic Chocolate Glazed.  $3.25.
I also grabbed a chocolate glazed for another co-worker.  I didn't try it, but, included the photo just to show you how well dipped it was in the chocolate.  It was pretty remarkable that the donuts didn't get messed up all in a box together, and transported all the way to us.

Donut Holes

Next up were the donut holes, ordered to accommodate those who just want "a little something."
"Our raised dough in easy-to-eat rounds of goodness. Available in Vanilla Glazed or Cinnamon Sugar."
We ordered a big box of vanilla glazed.
Vanilla Glazed Holes. $0.50/each.
When I think of donut holes, I think of Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins.  They were a big part of my formative years.  So, donut holes should be bite sized, in my mind.

But that is because the whole thing with donut holes is that they fill in the hole of the donut.  If the donut is ridiculously large, well, then the hole is ridiculous large, so, these holes were actually likely scaled accordingly.  They seemed about two times as big as any other donut hole I've encountered.

The donut holes were very similar to the full sized raised donuts.  Fluffy, well glazed.  The vanilla glaze was the same as what I had on the vanilla Sprinkly Guys.  These were actually a nice size for just wanting a donut, and not feeling overwhelmed.  The members of my group who had restraint actually just had one of these each, and said they were satisfied.  ***+.

Old Fashioned

Johnny Doughnuts doesn't make basic cake donuts, but they make Old Fashioned, aka, non-yeasted cake donuts with jaggy edges.  As in, more interesting cake donuts.  At least, that is how I think of them.  They say:
"Combining recipes from the 1930’s we’ve come up with an Old Fashioned unlike any other. 
With seasonings like nutmeg, ginger and cinnamon in the dough - it’s no wonder these doughnuts are nicknamed The Life Changers. This cake-like doughnut has just enough crunch on the outside and moistness in the middle to truly make you wonder how you had ever gone without it."
Old Fashioned are available at Johnny Doughnuts in 5 varieties:
  • Classic (no glaze)
  • Vanilla Glazed
  • Maple Glazed
  • Salted Chocolate Caramel
  • Chocolate Maple Glazed
I was excited to see old fashioned donuts taken so seriously.  Often, old fashioned are only plain.  Why wouldn't you want the crunchy exterior of a old fashioned, plus the sweet deliciousness of glaze? Why do I need to pick?

Anyway, our assorted boxes had all but the plain ones.  The old fashioned turned out to be the best of our assortment.
Maple Glazed.  $3.25.
This was an incredible donut.  Let me just lead with that.  Like the raised donuts, it was also massive.

I'm not normally very excited about old fashioned donuts, so I took a chunk of one of these, just for purposes of reviewing really.  I was planning to gorge on fritters and raised donuts instead.  But, one bite into this, and I turned right back around and took more.

First, the texture was perfect.  Crunchy on the outside, dense and moist inside.  They also nailed the nooks and crannies and jaggy bits.

But that isn't what set this apart.  No, it was the flavor that set it apart.  The base dough was unlike anything I'd ever had before, spiced with cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger.  Which, honestly, doesn't seem appealing to me.  I thought it would just taste like Pumpkin Spice Season, Christmas, or something, trendy but not great.  But here, the spices were strong enough to taste, for sure, but subtle enough to not scream spice cake.  I was fascinated by the flavor, and really enjoyed it.

The maple glaze was also phenomenal.  Sweet, maple-y, and crusty in all the right ways.  The sweetness complimented the slightly savory base nicely.

This donut was an absolute winner.  Sweet crusty glaze, crispy but not oily fried exterior, moist, dense flavorful interior.  Hands down the best old fashioned donut I've ever had.  I'd get another in a heartbeat, and I'd love to try some of the other flavor glazes too.  ****+.
Chocolate Salted Caramel. $3.25.
I loved the maple glazed so much that I was excited to try the chocolate salted caramel version.  It sounded like a winner, and the visible caramel made me quite excited.

Interestingly, I didn't really like this.  The chocolate and caramel just really didn't go with the base flavor, at least to me.  **+.

I'd love to try the classic vanilla glazed old fashioned too, but I think the maple is likely the winner.

Fritters

So, moving on.

Fritters tend to be my favorite donuts.  Does this surprise you in any way?  Take something already decadent, and make it even worse for you, and of course I'll want it.

Johnny Doughnuts makes a classic apple fritter, but they also make a blueberry caramel apple version (that I didn't get to try), and a "Blueberry Wheat-Free Fritter Thang", a gluten-free offering (although, they aren't a gluten-free facility, so, be careful if that matters to you).

Fritters are slightly more expensive than the regular donuts ($3.50 vs $3.25), and not included in the regular dozens, but, since I love fritters I asked that we order a few of those too.

The fritters were good, but, the old fashioned remained my favorite.
Blueberry Wheat-Free Fritter Thang. $3.50.
"The Fritter Thang is filled with chunks of fresh fruit, topped with vanilla glaze and heres the best part – it tastes like a doughnut should taste! With texture similar to our Old Fashioneds, this gem – a WHEAT FREE DOUGHNUT?! – is a rarity in the doughnut world, and loved by wheat-free and wheat-loving treatseekers alike."

I read many rave reviews about this, from gluten-free and non-gluten free folks.  It was actually the first thing I went for when our donuts arrived.  It was certainly the most unique.  It was also my least favorite.

It was a crazy looking thing, jagged and all over the place.  One of my co-workers said it looked like a chunk of coral.  It was coated in a thick layer of the tasty vanilla glaze.  I did like the crispy "legs" and the sweet glaze, but, I didn't really like the base flavor of the dough.  It tasted kinda like whole wheat to me (which is amusing given that it was wheat free).  Sorta too "healthy" tasting for me.  Inside the folds were juicy blueberries, a totally different sort of thing to put into a donut than the standard apple chunks.

My co-worker who really liked it said it was like a cross between a blueberry muffin and a fritter, which was a great description.  There is no reason not to combine these things, and I don't know why fritters are always apple.  Blueberries are better, and blueberry muffins are so standard, so, why not blueberries in donuts?

Anyway, I appreciated this for its uniqueness, but I wasn't really sold on the wheat-free base.  I would have happily consumed it, but, luckily, we had many other choices around, and I passed this off to someone else after I cut off a big chunk.  ***.
Apple Fritter. $3.50.
"Caramelized apple chunks folded into our raised dough in this rustic fritter."

And finally, the classic fritter.  The donut I always describe as "the king of donuts".  In a box of donuts, unless I'm in a really strange mood, it is the one I nearly always go for.

This was a very good, totally classic execution of a fritter.  It had plentiful chunks of soft, sweet apple, caramelized and nicely spiced.  The care put into the apple was unlike most fritters, as I don't think they are normally caramelized and spiced like this.  It was crazy moist inside, yet crispy outside.  It was a bit oily, but, that is true of most fritters.  It was big and dense, like a big ol' fritter should be.  While the other donuts all seemed super sized, this one seemed normal, but, that is because fritters are always freakishly huge.  It was perfectly coated in plenty of sweet glaze.

There was nothing unexpected here, but every aspect of it was spot on.  A very good fritter.  I'd gladly have another. ****.

Encounter #2, October 2016

My office can be a wonderful place.  Like, when I get in on a Friday morning and there is an e-mail saying, "Whoops, we mis-ordered donuts, and have several extra dozen donuts today, from Johnny Donuts.  Come and get them."  Let's just say, I went running.

This group also ordered an assortment, including many of the raised and old fashioned donuts I had before, but also, they had a few new items: cinnamon rolls, cinnamon twists, and bismarks!

I was thrilled to get to try more items, but, my favorite this time around was the super sweet vanilla iced Sprinkly Guys.  I think I was just in a sweet mood.

Cinnamon

"Cinnamon lovers rejoice!  With cinnamon wrapped, rolled and twisted into the abyss of this specialty raised dough, you’ll get the perfect cinnamon flavor in every bite. Not to mention, with their twists and turns they are really like doughnut art."
Cinnamon creations are available in 4 varieties: vanilla glazed or chocolate maple glazed cinnamon rolls, or cinnamon sugar or glazed cinnamon twists.
Vanilla Glazed Cinnamon Roll.
I opted to try a vanilla glazed cinnamon roll.  Like all the donuts, these were massive.

The cinnamon roll itself was fairly unremarkable, just in that it didn't break the mold in quite the same way as some of the other Johnny Doughnuts do.  The dough was moist, there was ample cinnamon between the folds, and it was good, and I liked the sweet vanilla glaze, slightly crusty, but not in a bad way.  But overall, it was just a good donut-style cinnamon roll, not a game changer. ***+.

Bismarks

And finally ... the ones I had been waiting for: bismarks!
"What is a bismark you say? To put it simply, they are the Holy Grail of filled doughnuts. With homemade jams and custards oozing out of them, they are what we call ‘serious doughnuts.’ We suggest having a napkin and a friend nearby, because you will feel compelled to share these beauties with the rest of the world."
Bismarks are available with fruit fillings (wild berry jam, strawberry peach jam, raspberry jam) or custards (lime mascarpone, chocolate glazed with vanilla cream).
Wild Berry Jam .
The fruit filled bismarks are all coated in sugar.

The dough was the same nice yeasty dough as the other raised donuts, as expected.
Wild Berry Jam: inside.
The filling was quite generous, no skimping here.  It was a sweet berry goo.  I have no real reason why, but I didn't like it.  It was just ... berry goo.

I had kinda over-done it with donuts by the time I tried this one though, so I think this was my own fault.  I'd like to try it again when I wasn't overwhelmed with donuts.  ***.

Encounter #3, November 2016

Another month, another donut party.  We again ordered dozens.
Dozen and dozens of donuts.
This time the person making the order went more traditional, picking 2 raised (classic glazed and sugar daddy), 2 old fashioned (maple glazed and chocolate salted caramel), and 2 bismarks (wild berry jam and lime mascarpone), rather than the assortments, ordering by the dozen each.

Over the course of the day, I tried almost all of the donuts.
Sugar Daddy Raised Dozen.
The raised donuts were as I remembered - large, puffy, fluffy, moist, not oily, decent raised donuts.  The sugar daddy and classic glazed were perhaps boring choices, but likely the crowd pleasers.  They are classics for a reason.  ***+.

Of the raised donuts though, I still prefer the sprinkly guys, as I'm a sucker for icing and sprinkles.
Lime Mascarpone Bismark, Dozen.
I wasn't into the wild berry bismark before, so this time I tried the lime mascarpone.  I was excited for a cream filled donut, and for mascarpone in particular, but, I don't care for lime, so I was a bit hesitant.

And ... yeah, while the donut itself was the expected fluffy raised donut, the lime mascarpone was too eggy and limey for my taste. ***.
Maple Glazed Old Fashioned Dozen.
The maple glazed old fashioned remained my absolute favorite, and I managed to consume an entire one in one sitting, which, if you saw how big these were, you would realize actually is a bit of an accomplishment.

I just love the texture of the cake donut inside, and the spicing that makes it taste almost hearty or even healthy.  The slightly crispy exterior is great too, and the insanely generous amount of very sweet, crusty, maple glaze is to die for.  The glaze is very sweet, but the base donut isn't, so it just combines perfectly. ****.

I tried the chocolate salted caramel old fashioned again too, to give it another chance, and this time, I tried it first, before I had any possible donut fatigue.  But ... yeah, I didn't like it, that flavor combination just does't work for me.  **+.

Encounter #4, December 2016: The Truck!

One very chilly day in December, I was walking down the street, and what to my wondering eyes should appear but ... a Johnny Doughnut truck.  I was excited to see it in person, but it was closed up, and not open for business.  I assume it was just out doing deliveries, ducked into a store to check out a sale rack, and didn't give it another though (ok, that's a lie, I did wonder who the lucky recipient of the donuts was).  To my amazement, when I emerged from the store a mere 10 minutes later, the truck was set up and opening for business.  The better part?  Um, they were giving free donuts to customers of the store I had just left.  My morning was suddenly looking *much* better!
"The Newb"
Johnny Doughnuts actually has 3 different trucks, "The Original", a serious truck used for large events like Off the Grid, "The Butler", a van with an amazing doughnut display bolted on the outside, and, "The Newb", which is the one I encountered.
Doughnut Display.
As you can see, the side of the truck raises up to form an awning, and behind it, a doughnut display!  This truck has some serious curb appeal.

The window revealed an assortment of raised doughnuts (Lime Poppy Seed, Zebra, Strawberry, Blueberry, Classic Glazed, both types of Sprinkly Guys, and Classic Chocolate), plus the Wheat-Free Fritter Thangs and Crodoughs (my first sighting!).

Not pictured here, because he was still doing it after I took the photo, is the names of all the doughnuts, written onto the glass.
Ordering Area.
The ordering window next to the display had another display, with even more options: Assorted Old Fashioned (classic glazed, salted caramel chocolate), Caramel Apple Fritters, Maple Glazed Bars, Bismarks (Wild Berry Jam, Lime Mascarpone, and a seasonally decorated Chocolate Vanilla Cream., and Cinnamon Rolls.

Crodough

When I encountered the truck, I had already tried nearly every doughnut they had on board.  I knew the raised doughnuts were solid, as were the fritters and cinnamon rolls, but that I really liked the Old Fashioned.  I knew the bismarks and fritter thangs were my least favorites.  But I also hadn't tried the crodough.  I didn't really have a choice, did I?

For the unfamiliar, the crodough is Johnny Doughnut's version of a Cronut, the trademarked famed croissant + doughnut hybrid of 2013 fame.  In the past 3 years, these sorts of items have been popping up everywhere, including the last place I ordered team donuts from, Donut Savant, where the cronut didn't impress, and even across the world in Sydney, where I had an ok version at Bécasse, and even at Dunkin' Donuts, where, yes, it is just as mediocre as you'd expect.

Johnny Doughnuts describes theirs as:
"This flaky piece of heaven! Our Crodough has laminated layers, just like a croissant. We let these unique doughnut-wanna-bes rise before gently placing them into the frier to become the doughnuts they so desperately want to be. Sometimes rolled in Cinnamon Sugar, or perhaps topped with Chocolate glaze, we make sure the custard is filled through every. Single. Layer."
I was very curious to see how a doughnut-croissant hybrid from a good place would be.  Spoiler: amazing, and my favorite Johnny Doughnut item so far (and it really isn't just because it is a hyped item, believe me, I've had a lot of mediocre cronuts!)
Cinnamon-Sugar Crodough.  $3.50.
Like all the Johnny Doughnuts, this thing was not for wimps.  While the other doughnuts are all massive in their diameter, this one is massive in its height!  Look at the thing!

It was absolutely coated in cinnamon and sugar, and the coating went perfectly with the crispy fried dough exterior.  I loved how it was slightly crisp on the outside from being fried.

It was a bit hard to just bite into as it was so tall, but I didn't mind ripping (and later, once I slowed down a bit, cutting) it into pieces.
Cinnamon-Sugar Crodough: Inside.
But the crodough isn't just a well fried hunk of doughnut dough rolled in cinnamon and sugar.  It was remarkable just in that way, like any good fried dough from a state fair, or a churro on the street, but this had more to give.

The dough was layered like a croissant, but, not flaky like one, as it is fried rather than baked.  It was dense, slightly sweet, and I liked the taste and texture of this dough more than the regular doughnuts event.

But it still had more to go.  Inside, was custard filling, a decent amount, all along the middle layer.  The cream distribution was pretty good, although you can see in this cross-section that the left-hand side didn't have any cream in this part.  The pastry cream inside was rich, creamy, vanilla custard, tasty on its own, and likely the same filling that goes into the chocolate glazed vanilla cream filled bismarks.

This was a winner all around.  I liked the crispy exterior and the dense interior.  I loved the cinnamon sugar coating.  The cream filling was quality.  If you like churros, state fair fried dough, boston cream doughnuts, or really, just tasty fried things, sugar, and cream, go for one of these, highly recommended. *****.

Encounter #5, July 2017

Another day, another, "Hey, leftover donuts!" email at my office.  I know, hard life.  And, another one that offered up the vendor: Johnny Donuts.  I went running.  Only quasi figuratively.

The selection remaining was great, and I was able to snag not only a whole donut for myself (recall that these are MASSSIVE donuts!), but also cut off chunks of a few favorites that others had already broken into.

I again got to try the cakey maple old fashioned, still really well seasoned and flavorful, dense and moist inside, and crispy outside and perfectly crusted with glaze.  I also tried a chunk of a raised blueberry glazed donut, again, crazy lofted, yeasted, moist, and more interesting than your standard donut due to the potato base, with flavorful fruity glaze.  I was happy with both of those, but, I opted to take a full size cinnamon roll, try give that another chance.
Vanilla Glazed Cinnamon Roll.
I was again unimpressed with the cinnamon roll.

It was a fine cinnamon roll, don't get me wrong.  Fluffy, well risen dough, good cinnamon between the folds, totally covered in crusty sweet vanilla glaze.  The inner most ring was super moist, the outer layers more crisp, giving some contrast.  There were also some little raisins in there that I could do without, but, I guess added a bit more interest.

But it was just a cinnamon roll.  I again felt like it was a waste of a Johnny Donut opportunity, as their other offerings are far more unique than standard donuts, and this was just barely a step above a normal roll.  It was also much better when warmed up. ***+.

Now I know to go back to my favorites though, and not try another cinnamon roll.

Encounter #6, February 2018

Yup, another day, another "hey, extra Johnny Donuts!" email at my office.  After no one else claimed the rest, I ended up having ... uh, a few more ...
Maple Glazed Old Fashioned.
The maple glazed old fashioned is the one I first grabbed, and it continues to be my favorite.

I really love the texture and flavor of the base, and this one came even more generously coated in maple glaze than normal.  Score.  ****.
Sugar Daddy.
Doesn't the Sugar Daddy look smaller?  I am pretty sure it got smaller, at least in diameter.  It also didn't look that exciting I guess, as no one claimed it.  I put it out of its misery later in the day.

A nice, fluffy, raised donut, decent sugar coating, but yes, not particularly exciting.  ***+.
Zebra.
Remember how my assorted box before didn't have the Zebra?  Well, now I had a chance to try it.  So when it was still there after a few calls to eat the donuts, you know I had to take it.

It was as I expected, the same fluffy raised potato base, the same sweet vanilla glaze, this time, just complimented by a bit of chocolate glaze.

I liked the glaze more than before, nicely sweet, and the chocolate helped balance it. ***+.
Wheat Free Fritter Thang.
Finally, I tried a chunk of the wheat free fritter thang.

I still don't really care for the flavor of these, but, they really are ridiculous looking creations. ***.

Encounters #7 & #8: November & December 2018

Yup, my life is hard, as we had multiple days over several weeks with Johnny Doughnuts randomly showing up at my office.

I appreciated that many people were cutting them into pieces, so I could try a large variety of donuts.

I took chunks of at least 6 different donuts, and several full size for myself over these multiple occurrences.

Since photos of chunks aren't very exciting, and you've seen these all before, I'll let you imagine the ones I only "sampled".

The vanilla glazed old fashioned was fine, I still loved how fried and crispy the exterior of these donuts is, but the novelty of the different base style has worn off, and I found myself uninterested in the spicing.
Raised Holiday Sprinkly Guys.
I tried a few raised donuts as well, again pleased with how fluffy they were, really great bases for donuts.

The strawberry icing was again quite flavorful, and I was glad to take all the chunks that fell of of this. ****.
Vanilla Glazed Vegan Raised Doughnut.
"With texture similar to our classic Raised doughnuts, our vegan recipe calls for Roasted Sweet Potatoes! This baby is glazed in either a Vanilla or Chocolate vegan-crafted glaze just to add to the awesomeness."

Ok, I lied about not sharing photos of chunks, here is a photo of just a chunk, of the vegan offering.  I'm not sure if you can tell, but it is actually quite orange in nature, due to the use of sweet potato in the base, rather than the white potatoes used in the regular raised donuts.  I wonder why they don't use sweet potatoes in the non-vegan ever?

Anyway, the texture was quite similar to the regular donuts, just as promised.  Light and fluffy.  And the flavor?  Yeah, you could taste sweet potato, which was not a bad thing.  It reminded me of my favorite sweet potato rolls.  In fact, given the time of year (November), it really just made it seem like a seasonal offering, much like pumpkin or butternut squash.  I could imagine this being even better crusted with pumpkin spice seasonings, or done bismark style with cranberry compote inside!

It was a good donut, and I'd really love to see them use sweet potato in a regular one too, although, honestly, I didn't detect anything strange and vegan about this, so I'd even just have a vegan one again ... ****.
Crodough.
My favorite, hands down, was the crodough.  No question.

Fantastically crispy, not too fried, light and fluffy, well coated in cinnamon sugar, and I liked the custard filling, although, just like before, I felt it was a bit lacking in how well distributed it was, but the sections that had it had plenty.

This is the only one I went back for another big chunk of.  By which I mean ... I went and took a full one a bit later when there were still plenty left ... *****.
Cinnamon Sugar Twist.
Then, I went for one that I hadn't tried before: the twist!  Available glazed or cinnamon sugar coated, I went for the later.

It, much like the cinnamon roll, let me down a bit.  Not because it wasn't good.  It was good.  Light fluffy dough just like all the raised donuts, perfectly coated in just the right amount of cinnamon sugar, and well formed.  Not too oily.  Really, this is as good as a cinnamon sugar twist is going to get.

So why let down?  Because it was just that.  As good as a cinnamon sugar twist is going to be.  It didn't rock my world.  But that crodough?  That did.  ***+.
Strawberry Cake Doughnut.
Behold!  A ... cake doughnut from Johnny Doughnuts?  YES!

I knew Johnny Doughnuts made the assorted cake style old fashioned, but, I was unaware that they made assorted cake doughnuts as well.  Which could be because they used to be a weekend only special, and still are in most of their shops, but, now available daily in San Francisco!

And since I love the strawberry icing, I went for that.

This was a great doughnut.  It had everything I loved about the old fashioned - fantastically crispy exterior, fried but not greasy and off-putting, and very moist and dense inside - but without the spicing that I've grown a bit tired of.  The base did still have an interesting tang and depth of flavor. This makes sense, as it is the same base, just, sans nutmeg and friends.

I adored the base, better than the old fashioned, better than the raised, better than the assorted bars and fritters.  I still rank the crodough over the cake, but, they are entirely different. 

Then, the icing.  The glaze was … generous.  Extremely generous.  Extremely sweet.  Slightly fruity.  And totally delicious if you are in the mood for some serious sugar.

This was a good choice at room temperature, but I loved it even more when I warmed it up and topped it with vanilla ice cream, which helped balance out the sweet glaze (and, also, made the doughnuts last a second day with NO problem!)

Overall, I really liked this doughnut, my second favorite ever, and I’m glad that Johnny Doughnuts has expanded into traditional cake doughnuts as well.  I can't wait to try more. ****+.

Encounter #10: February 2019

Yup, another team All Hands, another excuse to order donuts.  We again got quite the selection, including crodoughs and fritters because I requested them, plus vegan and gluten-free offerings (although the later were forgotten by the delivery guy, doh!).  The one thing we really missed out on though was the cake doughnuts that I discovered last time ... I want to try those again!

As always, many people preferred to just have a small bite, so they brought out knives to cut them in chunks, so I was able to try many.
Box #1: Glazed Old Fashioned, Maple Glazed Old Fashioned
Sugar Daddy Cro-Dough, Raspberry Raised Glazed, Lime Poppyseed Raised Glazed.
This box had the good things! 

The majority of the box was a full dozen Cro-doughs (recall, the Johnny version of cronuts, custard filled, laminated, croissant doughnuts, coated in cinnamon and sugar).  My top choice usually for Johnny Doughnuts, and of course I ordered a full dozen of those.

I started with the Cro-dough, having half of one immediately alongside my morning coffee.  I liked it as always, but it seemed slightly different than usual.  I later realized what it was - I don't normally have them *that* fresh, and, strangely, I actually prefer them a few hours older, as the top gets crispier.  I of course discovered this because I had the second half later in the afternoon, and found that I liked it more.

I also took a maple glazed old fashioned, my old favorites (before I discovered the cro-doughs and cake donuts).  I found that I enjoyed it, loved the spicing and the sweet maple glaze, but when I went to have the second half later that night (warmed up, a la mode!), the spicing seemed too aggressive, which is how I felt one other time too.  I wonder if it intensifies as they get a bit older, or, if I really just need to be in the mood for the spicing?

I also tried a chunk from the bright pink one (raspberry), as I'd only ever had the strawberry and blueberry before, and this was still sitting there after our event.  Very fruity as well, but the raised ones just aren't my favorite.
Box #2: Classic Raised Glazed,  Sprinkly Guys (Valentine's Edition),
Caramel Apple Fritters,  Chocolate Maple Glazed Old Fashioned,
Vegan Sugar Daddy Sweet Potato, Strawberry Raised Glazed, Blueberry Raised Glazed.
The second box had more old fashioned (chocolate and maple glazed, the ones I never care for), fritters, and assorted other raised selections, including the vegan sweet potato donuts.

I didn't take anything from here initially, but when I circled back after the event, and there were still plenty remaining ... I sampled the strawberry and blueberry to see how the three fruity flavors compared (I'm not sure I had a favorite ... all sweet and fruity, but pretty similar), and I had a chunk of the caramel apple fritter just to see if my feelings changed on those (nope, still a very good fritter, but not different from other good fritters).
Sugar Daddy Vegan Sweet Potato.
And then I had a chunk of the vegan sweet potato raised sugar coated donut.  And I was floored.  I was walking away as I bit into the chunk I had taken (someone else had nicely cut it off already), and immediately turned right back around and took a full one (hey, there were plenty left, since they were vegan, kinda orange-hued, and seemed to scare people off?  Their loss, my gain!)

I adored it.  My previous encounter with this base was just a small chunk of a glazed vegan sweet potato one, and I had enjoyed that too, but here I was able to really appreciate it.  Such a unique flavor from the sweet potato, slightly savory, and really fluffy, airy, light ... for a fried item.

I really like these.  Where they rank compared to cro-doughs and maple glazed old fashioned really just depends on my mood however ... sometimes you want light and fluffy, sometimes you want decadent and stuffed with custard. ****+.

Encounter #11: February 2020

"Donuts in the micro kitchen!" Yup, one of my favorite phrases to hear.  Of course I went running (er, walking in a rushed, civilized fashion?)

Double delight to hear they were from Johnny Donuts, and ... many, many huge catering boxes were there.   Oh yes.
1 Box of MANY.
I counted 8 boxes in all, each this size, and each with >1 dozen left in them.  I was thrilled that people were cutting them up, so I just made myself a giant sampler plate.  As if I hadn't tried all the varieties before ...

For the most part, my opinions were unchanged.  The iced raised were good (yay potato in the base for creating that unique texture), but I'm not in love with fruity icing, and slightly prefer the very sweet vanilla iced with sprinkles, but I need to want sweet.  The standard glazed, also good, but I do prefer Stan's for a simple glazed. ***+.

I also tried a vegan vanilla iced roasted sweet potato one, and I certainly admire it for being just as airy and delicious as its non-vegan partners.  I didn't find the sweet potato flavor quite as striking as before, but still, it was good, and I certainly would have no qualms eating this and feeling like it was a "second class" donut.  No sacrifices here for vegans.  ***+.

Even though I've never loved the caramel apple fritter, of course I took a chunk (because, fritters are usually my favorite!), and, yup, it is still a fine fritter, great chunks of apple, but, there just isn't anything remarkable about it.  ***+.
Box # 2 ...
The Old Fashioned of course called out, and I opted for the maple glazed as always. Excellent spicing, great buttermilk tang, crispy crags, and just an excellent old fashioned donut.  I did find the maple glaze a bit too much, but perhaps I was over-doing it on the donuts at that point ... ****.
Box #3 ...
From the next book I tried a chunk of a bismark, filled with Wild Berry Jam.  And ... yeah, I just don't like their jam, as I had noted before.  It was extremely generously stuffed though, so kudos on that.  ***.

I tried a bit of the Chocolate Vanilla Cream, and one bite of that cream and I knew exactly what donut I needed to select for my full size takeaway treat for "later".  OMG it was good.  ****.
That Fritter Thang. (Wheat Free).
"The Fritter Thang is filled with chunks of fresh fruit, topped with vanilla glaze and heres the best part – it tastes like a doughnut should taste! With texture similar to our Old Fashioneds, this gem – a WHEAT FREE DOUGHNUT?! – is a rarity in the doughnut world, and loved by wheat-free and wheat-loving treatseekers alike."

The gluten-free members of the group were very well cared for, with a huge box of the That Fritter Thangs.  As always, first-timers also just couldn't get past how insane they looked.

I took a chunk, and, just like the vegan selections, was really impressed.  It tastes just as good as a regular donut, no crazy texture things going on.  Interesting flavor, great glaze.   ****.

I brought one to a gluten-free co-worker, who contacted me about 10 minutes later wanting to find out the name of the vendor.  She talked about the donut for days.  Let's just say, it left an impression.
Cinnamon Sugar Crodough.
"This flaky piece of heaven! Our Crodough has laminated layers, just like a croissant. We let these unique doughnut-wanna-bes rise before gently placing them into the frier to become the doughnuts they so desperately want to be. Sometimes rolled in Cinnamon Sugar, or perhaps topped with Chocolate glaze, we make sure the custard is filled through every. Single. Layer."

But who are we kidding.  There is one best Johnny doughnut ever, and I know it.  The crodough.

It was just as glorious as the first time I ever had it.  Just as life changing.  

A huge beast.  People look at these and make comments on the size.  Even I, knowing how much I love them, initially just cut off a chunk.  But you take a bite, and return for a full size one.  Or at least, I do.  And yes, I polished it off in just one sitting this time.  

Because it is simply glorious.  Lovely layers, not flaky like a croissant, but, distinct layers of fluffy, airy, risen doughnut goodness.  Crispy exterior, fried, but not greasy.  Absolutely coated in cinnamon sugar, like the very best state fair fried dough (that's a thing for other people too right?).  These elements alone create magic.  These elements alone would be enough to send my eyes rolling to the back of my head, and put me into a happy dance.

But there is more.  So much more.  Filled with custard.  Does it look like a custard filled donut?  Nope.  But it is.  And they do not skip.  Custard between the layers.  Custard throughout.  Yes, custard everywhere.  Thick, rich, luxurious custard.  I'd eat a bowl of it as pudding and be thrilled too.  And add it inside this already magical creation?  SO GOOD.

Seriously, just one of the best donuts of all time.  Get it.  Now.  *****.

Encounter #12: April 2022

RTO.  It means many things to many people.

For me, it means, yup, back to the days of "Oops, we ordered too many extra donuts, come and get them!".  I was thrilled to get such a message, particularly when I heard the donuts came from Johnny Doughnut.  It had been a couple years since I had such glorious donuts!

Spoiler: they are still as incredible as I remembered.  Tied for first place for me is the glazed old fashioned, the wheat free fritter thang, and the custard stuffed cinnamon sugar rolled crodough.  All are nearly perfect *****.
So. Many. Donuts.
This here is the *extra* donuts this team had.  Nearly 8 dozen extra.  All kinds, including vegan and wheat free.  At $5 per donut, this was a kinda ridiculous amount of extras.  I made sure they did not go to waste.
Raised Glazed Classic and Zebra.
"Our take on the light and fluffy doughnut, using a classic recipe from the 1920’s. The dough includes fresh potato to give the final product an extra bite."

Raised donuts are available in 8 flavors, including 6 glazed varieties - chocolate, classic, Zebra (regular with chocolate stripes), strawberry, blueberry, and Lime Poppy Seed, along with two non-glazed options: Sugar Daddy (sugared) and Sprinkly (which changes sprinkle colors with the seasons).

Our boxes had most of the varities, and of course, I sampled several.

The base donut for all was large and lofty as remembered, super soft.  I didn't really taste the unique potato nature to them this time, but, still, good, classic raised donuts.  I preferred the plain glaze over the Zebra, as for some reason, although I love chocolate, I don't tend to love it on my donuts.

Solid, good, raised donuts.  ***+.
Raised Sprinkly Guys.
The Sprinkly Guys raised donut always changes the color of sprinkles with the season, and as it was nearly Easter, these took on an Easter-Spring vibe.  Unfortunately for me, these used chocolate glaze under the sprinkles, which again, I just didn't like as much as the vanilla glaze usually used on the Sprinkly Guys.  But major kudos for the generous sprinkle crusting!

***.
Raised Lime Poppyseed.
I was a bit sad we didn't have any of the other fruity raised glazed donut flavors I love from Johnny Doughnuts, the blueberry or strawberry, only the Lime Poppyseed.  As you likely know, I don't tend to like citrus flavors in my desserts/baked goods.

I still tried a tiny chunk though, and was impressed with the very flavorful tangy icing, and the crunch from poppyseeds was quite unique for a donut.  I even almost liked it, and I think if you like tangy lime things, this would be a winner.

***.
Old Fashioned: Regular, Maple, Chocolate Glazed.
"With seasonings like nutmeg, ginger and cinnamon in the dough, this cake-like doughnut’s 1920s recipe has just enough crunch on the outside and moistness in the middle to make you wonder how you ever lived without it. "

And then there are the old fashioned.  This is where Johnny Doughnuts really shines.  Available in 5 varieties: plain, glazed, maple glazed, chocolate glazed, or chocolate caramel glazed.  Our boxes had a mix of all.

These old fashioned really truly are the best I've ever had.  There is something about the spice mix that makes them unlike any others.  And they are crazy moist inside, and so well glazed ... yes, exactly as advertised, how did I ever live without these?!

The regular glaze are my favorites, ****+, followed by maple glaze if I'm in the mood, ****.  Great spicing, great texture, great sweetness, all around near perfection.
Apple Fritter.
"Tons of fresh, caramelized apple chunks go into this one of a kind, rustic fritter. It’s just the right size to fill your heart (and belly) with joy."

Fritters rank pretty high up there on my list of top donuts, but I know the Johnny Doughnuts ones aren't as good as some of the other options, so I usually don't pick them.  But, we had sooo many left, and these are beyond massive, so I obviously had to try one.

I felt the same about these as I did prior batches - they are good, don't get me wrong, but they aren't dramatically better than other donut shop fritters.  They are massive, quite moist, and have nice chunks of apple in them, although they trend kinda sweet as the apples are caramelized, and the glaze, as you can see, is generous.  Fine, but definitely not my top picks.  ***.
Wheat Free Fritter Thang.
"No wheat and you would have no idea. This doughnut has texture similar to our Old Fashioned but is packed with fruit and topped with a vanilla glaze. This rare gem is loved by wheat-free and wheat-loving treat seekers alike. "

And then there are the Thangs.

Um, yeah, you hear "Wheat Free" and probably suspect these will be lacking in some way, and you know I say the regular fritter is just ok, but, these ... these are as magic as their old fashioned.

I love the jagged ridiculous shapes.  I love how moist and flavorful and well spiced they are.  I love the sweet vanilla glaze.  Really, I love these, competing for my top choice with the glazed old fashioned and crodough.

Wheat free or not, these are A++.  Gluten-free folks, please take note!

****+.
Vegan Chocolate Glazed.
"With texture similar to our classic raised doughnuts, our vegan recipe calls for roasted sweet potatoes. It’s then topped with a vegan Vanilla or Chocolate glaze. "

For completeness, I tried a vegan glazed.  I really, really didn't like it.  For all the accolades I give the wheat free, I absolutely do NOT give them to the vegan one.  The base flavor just wasn't great, it was kinda greasy, just, very, very meh.  I didn't want a second bite.  At least it was well glazed?

*+.
Crodough.
"That’s right - it’s a croissant crossed with a doughnut. We could tell you more, but you should really try this for yourself! "

All of Johnny Doughnuts items are massive, but the Crodoughs were even heavier than I imagined.  A light, fluffy, croissant like item this was not.  So. Heavy.

I also just totally forgot how insanely amazing these are.  And why they are quite so heavy.

But first, the donut base.  Soft, fluffy, lightly fried and not greasy, coated in cinnamon sugar.  It instantly reminded me of fried dough from the state fair, which, amusingly, is what I said last time too.  Fresh, soft, incredible fried dough. They could have stopped there.  But, they didn't.

The Crodough keeps on giving.
Crodough - Cross Section.
Inside was tons and tons of custard cream.  Seriously, so well loaded up, even if you can't really see here.  The pastry cream with thick and rich, and quite tasty.  I used to always get the Bavarian cream topping on my fried dough at the fair, and so this just really completed the deal for me.

As you can see, this isn't a flaky style cronut, but it is slightly more layered than their regular donut.

This is a thing of wonder, particularly if you heat it up a moment.  Soft, fresh, fried dough, tons of cinnamon sugar, and lovely cream filling?  YES PLEASE.

Huge, horrible for you, but oh-oh-oh so good.  Very different from the old fashioned and fritter thing, but equally tied for first place.

****+.

Encounter #13: Sept/Oct 2023

It had been a while since I last had Johnny Donuts!  I was too excited to dig into my treats that I forgot to take a photo of the first few.  

Maple glazed old fashioned:  
The old fashioned really is great.  Lovely tang.  Nice sweet coating not cloying.  ****.

Crodough: 
Still pretty awesome.  Great cinnamon/sugar coating, flaky and crispy and flavorful croissant dough, and tasty enough cream filling.  ****.
Wheat Free Fritter Thang.
"No wheat and you would have no idea. This doughnut has texture similar to our Old Fashioned but is packed with fruit and topped with a vanilla glaze. This rare gem is loved by wheat-free and wheat-loving treat seekers alike. [Quick PSA: because our facility uses wheat, this doughnut may not be ideal for treat seekers with Celiac]."

I've had the wheat free fritter thang many times in the past, and have had mixed feelings on it.  There are times I really like it, and others I don't.  Today's version I was pretty lukewarm on.

The shape was a triangle, far fewer crags and bits sticking out than past versions.  It was very well glazed with tasty glaze.  I did really like the texture too, as they say, sorta like an old fashioned.  Great crispy exterior.  Didn't taste strangely gluten free.

So, what was the problem?  Too much aggressive spicing.  In particular, nutmeg.  The rest of the base flavor was good, but, the nutmeg was just too strong for me today.

**** glaze and textures, but ** spicing, so **+ overall.
Wheat Free Fritter Thang: Inside.
Inside was very well loaded with blueberries.  Jammy pockets of fresh berries that burst when you bit in.  Very different from a more standard apple fritter.  I wasn't sure if I liked them or not.  I like blueberries, and I even like blueberry donuts, but the blueberry and strong nutmeg in particular didn't go great together.
Apple Fritter.
"Tons of fresh, caramelized apple chunks go into this one of a kind, rustic fritter. It’s just the right size to fill your heart (and belly) with joy."

The classic fritter was just that.  A classic fritter.  Massive.  Greasy.  Well glazed.  Good bits of apple.  A gut buster, no question.  Even better warm with ice cream.

Not particularly unique, but, well done.  ***+.
Brown Butter Pumpkin (Seasonal).
"Pumpkin, old-fashioned cake dough with a brown butter glaze."

In the fall of 2023, Johnny Doughnuts joined the pumpkin spice craze, and introduced a new donut: the brown butter pumpkin old fashioned.  While I'm not one of the masses who loves all the things pumpkin spice, I appreciate brown butter, do like pumpkin in general, and really like Johnny old fashioneds.  I was eager to try this, but also, as with all things pumpkin spice, worried that it was going to be too aggressively pumpkin spiced for my taste.

I didn't really care for it.  The spicing was actually fine, although it was certainly a spice forward base dough.  Not too much nutmeg, as often happens.  I didn't taste any pumpkin.  It also lacked the buttermilk tang from the regular old fashioned, and the unique spicing I like in the regular old fashioned was masked by the additional pumpkin spices.

The texture is what let me down, I usually really adore the old fashioned donuts from Johnny due to the great crisp exterior and moist inside.  This one was just very dense.  Maybe brown butter in the base weighed it down (although I'm not sure if there was brown butter in the base)?  

The glaze was tasty though.  Sweet, complex.

Overall, one of my least favorite from Johnny.  **.

Encounter #14: November 2024

Old Fashioned. 
I've long been a fan of Johnny Donuts old fashioned donuts, but I don't think I've ever had a non-glazed one.  This was a pure, unglazed offering that allowed the quality of the base to shine through even more.  I really enjoyed the spicing, almost akin to carrot cake or pumpkin pie spices, but, more muted, the slightly buttermilk tang, and the crispy exterior but soft insides.  

I might even like this more than a glazed version ... ****.

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Wednesday, November 20, 2024

U:Dessert Story

U:Dessert Story has been on my radar since it opened.  As I am a huge dessert eater, you can probably guess just from the name that it appeals to me.  They opened in SF in 2018, a spinoff from Sweet Maple (that was also on my list of places to try, a brunch place, known for the Millionaire's Bacon and other sweet decadent creations).  They opened a second location in Berkeley in 2020, have even expanded to offer retail items like flavored mochi waffle mixes (ube, chocolate, matcha), and large format take home milk tea sets.

"U :Dessert Story is the next level of Asian desserts--influenced by Korean, Japanese, and Thai passion. Our desserts are homemade in our kitchen with love using the highest quality ingredients."

But U: Dessert Story is all about desserts, with Asian flair.  The menu is full of cakes - but no ho-hum cakes here.  Instead, you'll find several flavors of the every trendy 18 layer crepe cakes, Japanese style cheesecakes (lychee, or honey yuzu), and also trendy basque cheesecake (but of course, it is infused with uji matcha).  Even the chocolate cake is fascinating (chocolate truffle cake with chocolate mascarpone), the molten lava cake is filled with matcha lava, and the banofee pie has ojicha cream and almonds to jazz up the classic recipe.  Not in the mood for cake?  No problem.  How about a flavored Croffle (yes, a croissant waffle), such as salted egg yolk with thai tea ice cream?  Or perhaps a mochi waffle is more your style?  That would be ube flavored, and topped with boba, Oreo, gold flakes, berries, and more, with ube sauce to drizzle over it all.  Of course there is honey brick toast, again with elements like salted egg yolk custard sauce or mango sticky rice inspired, and a slew of different bingsu.

If you actually do want some savory items to go with your sweets, they have a few of those too: think Korean cheese corn dogs, Japanese takoyaki, Thai spicy ramyeon, and more.  And you better believe there are no fewer than 8 matcha drinks, milk teas, cheese tea, classic tea, coffee drinks, smoothies and more to wash it all down.

Yup, I've been paying attention to this place, but as its located in another part of the city, I just never made it there.  But one day, someone brought in a cake to the office, and had leftover.  I went running.

Matcha Crepe Cake.
$115 full size or $15/slice.
"18 Crepe layers (9 inches) of Organic Matcha from Japanese Uji Farm Cream & Crepe which comes with Homemade Organic Matcha Sauce and Homemade Red Bean Paste."

U:Dessert Story makes crepe cakes in 3 flavors: Thai tea, young coconut pandan, or matcha, the later of which is what our hosts selected (I certainly would have picked coconut pandan ...).

This was obviously a beautiful whole cake, but by the time I got to it, only this wedge was left.  I'll let you use your imagination of how nicely it looked before the others hacked at it.

This was a decent crepe cake.  The crepes were appropriately thin, fresh, not dried out.  The matcha flavor in the cream was legit, it was clear they use high quality matcha, and plenty of it.  Definitely a cake for matcha lovers, and if you don't want to taste in your face matcha, this isn't for you.

So, good crepes, quality matcha.  But I still found it only "decent", not great, because for me the ratio of crepes to cream was off.  Too much cream, which you'll very rarely hear me say.  I add whipped cream to everything, and I'm all about creme, but here, it really overwhelmed the delicate crepes a bit too much for me, not allowing me to really taste and enjoy their texture and flavor.

Thus, decent crepe cake.  I'd still try the pandan coconut, but, put this a level or two behind somewhere like Lady M.  ***.
Homemade Matcha Sauce and Red Bean Paste.
$3 each (included with whole cake).
U: Dessert Story makes their own sauces that go along with the different desserts, including matcha and red bean as we had included with the matcha crepe cake, but also coconut, banana, and Thai tea.

I failed to get a good photo of these sauces, but the red bean paste was remarkably ... red.  Far more red than any other red bean I've seen.  The paste was good though, some chunks of bean, sweetened.  Just, a slightly too red for my brain red.  I like sweetened red bean in general, but didn't find it to be a very good match with the macha.  I'm not sure why they serve it with this in particular.  ***.

The matcha sauce added tons more matcha flavor to an already deeply matcha item.  Drizzle as much or as little as you want on top.  It really didn't need it, given how strongly matcha flavored the cake was, and how moist the cake was, but, I'm never going to turn down a sauce.  ***.
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Thursday, November 14, 2024

The Original Cakerie

Another not-quite-fair-to-you bakery to review: The Original Cakerie, bakery located in ... Canada.  Established in 1979, with locations in Delta, British Columbia and London, Ontario.

I say not fair to you, not because you might not go to Canada, but because they are a wholesale bakery, distributing to restaurants, hotels, and the like, not a retail storefront.   I discovered them from my catering distributor, which carries a few of their products.
"We create irresistible desserts, including visually stunning premium layer cakes and bars for customers in the United States, Canada, Asia, Mexico and the Caribbean."
The Original Cakerie makes products that don't normally sound that appealing to me ... cakes and bars.  Bars, much like cookies, live near the bottom of my list of exciting desserts.  Yet, I tried one of theirs, and I loved it.  Cake, same thing ... it can be good, but really, I'm only there for the frosting (and ice cream?) pairing.  But theirs?  Yup, fantastic.

I do actually recommend their baked goods.

Bars

The Original Cakerie makes a slew of dessert bars, although our distributor only carried three, two of which I wasn't interested in (Lemonburst, Triple Berry Crumble), but I wish I had been able to try the buttertar bar, or the "macaroon madness". 
Silk Chocolate Truffle Bar. (2019)
"Chocoholic’s Dream! Layer of silken truffle elevated over a chocolate shortbread crust loaded with chocolate chips with a jersey gyration of white and dark chocolate." -- GourmetXpress, Distributor

"Melt-in-your mouth truffle covering a chocolate shortbread crust and topped with a dark
chocolate ganache and adorned with swirls of white drizzle." -- The Original Cakerie

Ok, so I don't generally get excited about bars.  I don't generally tend towards chocolate desserts.  But this.  This was amazing.

The base was described as chocolate shortbread, but it reminded me of a brownie, albeit a hard one.  Good flavor, good texture, solid base.

But the "truffle", wowzer.  This one is hard to describe, I thought it would be like a mousse, but actually, it was like the center of a molten lava cake, just a cold one.  Underbaked chocolate cake.  Gooey, intense chocolate, amazing.  The flavor and texture were mind boggling.

Add on some dark chocolate ganache and a drizzle on top?  Yes, please.  Really great.

Will gladly have more and more of these.  Protip: add whipped cream to balance the richness! ****+.
Tripleberry Crumb Bar.
"Plump fresh strawberries, ripe red raspberries blended with a variety of other berries and fruits on an oatmeal crust and topped with a crunchy golden oatmeal topping."

Bars are never my thing, but, hey, I was a captive audience, so I gave it a try, particularly after the success of the previous bar.

I didn't care for it.  It was waay too fruity, which I realize sounds strange, but it was kinda like a fig newton, just, so focused on the fruit mush, even though it had a decently thick base and topping.  The base was ... kinda shortbread?  The topping was ok, it had coconut, good chunks, nice sweetness.  

But overall, not a winner for me.

*+.

Cakes

"The Original Cakerie’s product offerings are ideal for restaurants, cafes, catering affairs or any event you have in mind. Our decadent 12” x 16” half-sheet cake creations are filled with luscious ingredients such as 100% dairy whipping cream, pure fruit fillings, and European blends of milk and dark chocolates. "

I was impressed with their own marketing for the cakes, focusing on quality ingredients.  The cake lineup is about 40 varieties strong, but our vendor offered only 4.  I tried all but the more basic chocolate, but I really wish we were able to order the pecan streusel cake (sour cream cake with a coconut pecan shortbread base, cinnamon pecan streusel, and fondant?!) or the sticky toffee.

I was thrilled the cakes lived up to their marketing.
Golden Harvest Carrot Cake.
"Juicy fresh pineapple pieces, freshly shredded carrots combined with Pacific Northwest cranberries transform this wholesome buttermilk cake into a real labor of love. Our lightly spiced 3 -layer cake, generously sprinkled with toasted California walnuts and finished with a rich cream cheese icing is a celebration of colors and flavors." -- GourmetXpress, Distributor

"Lightly spiced cake with juicy pineapple pieces, freshly shredded carrots and cranberries sprinkled with toasted California walnuts and finished with a rich cream cheese icing." -- The Original Cakerie

This was good carrot cake.

Super moist and loaded with many juicy, flavorful goodies (carrots, pineapple, cranberries).  I liked the crunch from the nuts too.  The different add-ins were all well distributed.

It was 3 layers, each with a layer of cream cheese frosting between, sweet, flavorful.  The very top and the top inside layer were both just the right amount for my taste, but the bottom inside layer wasn't as thick, and I wound up with a few bites where I wanted more frosting.  But I know I like more than most.

Overall though, very good.  ***+.
Tuxedo Truffle Mousse Cake. (2019)
"A layer each of creamy dark chocolate and white chocolate mousse between three layers of marbled white and dark chocolate cake." -- GourmetXpress, Distributor

"Moist marbled cake separated by a layer each of dark chocolate and white chocolate mousse, smothered with dark chocolate ganache swirled with white chocolate." -- The Original Cakerie

Ok, this was even better than the other items from The Original Cakerie, if that is possible.  I adored it.  Thick of the best wedding cake you've ever had, and then magnify that.  And you get this.

The cake layers, super moist, buttery, decadent.  Not throwaway cake, and I'm really impressed with just how moist the cake was.  I didn't taste much distinction between the marbled bits, but, it didn't matter.

And then the mousses.  So.  Good.  Really creamy, really sweet, really rich.  The chocolate one was nicely chocolately.  The white chocolate, sweet and delicious.  And then thick dark chocolate ganache on top to balance it all out?  Just, delightful.  So many great things here.  I'm sure the fact that the cake was more than half mousse, rather than cake, did add to how much I enjoyed it.

I really enjoyed this cake, more than any other in recent memory.  And, due to the thick mousse layers, I didn't find myself needing ice cream to go with it! ****.

Tuxedo Truffle Mousse Cake. (2022-2023).
"A layer each of creamy dark chocolate and white chocolate mousse between three layers of marbled white and dark chocolate cake." -- GourmetXpress, Distributor

"Moist marbled cake separated by a layer each of dark chocolate and white chocolate mousse, smothered with dark chocolate ganache swirled with white chocolate." -- The Original Cakerie

I've had this before, and I continue to be impressed.  This really is good cake.  The marble cake layers are moist, both the white and milk chocolate mousses are quite rich and creamy, and the chocolate ganache on top is thick and full of chocolate flavor.  It is just, well, tasty.

****.

Update: I enjoy deconstructing this as well.  Taking just the chocolate mousse and ganache, adding fresh raspberries or strawberries, and whipped cream, and eating as a chocolate mousse.  Then, cake layers, warmed up, and topped with ice cream.

Alternately, warming up the cake AND chocolate mouse or ganache can be pretty amazing - turns into basically molten lava cake!
Tuxedo Chocolate Mousse Cake (2024).
"Made from scratch marbled cake layered between dark and white chocolate mousses. Finished with dark chocolate ganache and white chocolatey swirls. "

I have this frequently (once a month in fact, when my office gets it to celebrate the birthdays that month - thank you everyone for being born!), and I enjoy it every time.  As usual, I got several slices, and deconstructed it to make 3 different desserts: a chocolate mousse (which I added berries, whipped cream, and cocoa nibs to), a white chocolate mousse (again, added berries and whipped cream), and a cake (which I served with ice cream).  

The chocolate mousse was thick, rich, chocolately, and great as always.  Perhaps a bit too firm and pudding like for those who want a light airy mousse, but, I really enjoy it.  The chocolate ganache layer on top is even better, more intense chocolate.  ****.

The white chocolate mousse however is great too.  Again, a thicker, well set pudding more than a light mousse, but, again, I quite like it.  Sweet, some depth of flavor from the white chocolate, not just sweet, and definitely not cloying.  I like this nearly as much as the chocolate layer.  ****.

And finally, the marble cake, which is fine, moist enough, but the least interesting element.  ***+.
Chocolate Layer Cake (2023).
"Smooth and creamy chocolate icing is sandwiched between three layers of rich, made from scratch chocolate cake."

This was a pretty good cake.  The cake was moist and rich, great chocolate flavor.  The chocolate frosting was fudgey, thick, and also had great chocolate flavor.  Put them together and you have a nice chocolate dessert.  Even better when paired with vanilla ice cream, but great on its own too.

Above average for generic chocolate cake and frosting, ****.
Chocolate Layer Cake (2024).
"Three layers of intensely rich chocolate cake towered one on top of the other and sandwiched between silky smooth chocolate buttercream icing."

Last time I had this, I dubbed it "better than average chocolate cake".  

I was again impressed at how fluffy the frosting was, and how it had a great chocolate fudge flavor.  Better than average.  And again impressed with the cake, fairly moist, deep chocolate flavor.

This isn't an earth shattering great cake, but, it is definitely good, and far better than your generic chocolate layer cake from a grocery store.  ***+.
Lemons & Cream Shortcake. (2019)
"Triple layer shortcake with whipping cream and lemon curd."

After the success of the last cake, I ordered the final Original Cakerie cake available through our distributor, the Lemons & Cream shortcake, even though I knew I was unlikely to enjoy it, because I'm not a lemon dessert girl.  And I'm still not crazy about cake.

It was good, for what it was.  The white cake layers were quite moist.  The whipped cream was fluffy and a good portion.  And the lemon curd, well, it was lemon curd.  Tangy, lemony, and totally not what I like.  But I can see that this was a well made dessert, better than average for a frozen layer cake.  Just not for me. **+.
Lemons & Cream Shortcake. (2023).
"Triple layer shortcake with whipping cream and lemon curd."

After the not-so-good strawberry version, you might question why I tried the lemon, when I don't really care for lemon desserts.  Captive audience I guess, as it was served in my cafe at work.

I really did not care for it. Just like the strawberry version, I do not understand why they dub it "shortcake", when, in fact, it is just cake.  Not very good cake at that, but at least the cake was reasonably moist, although somewhat in a "hmm, that thawed out strangely" way.  The whipped cream though ... just tastes off.  Like the inside of a freezer.  Stale.  Not fresh.  I've had plenty of good frozen and defrosted desserts, but this is just not one of them.  The lemon curd layers were fairly standard tangy lemon curd.

Overall, just tasted bad. **.

Update: I had it again a few months later, and it was actually better.  Cake was moist, cream didn't taste funny, tangy lemon curd, tiny raspberry (?) am layer.   About on par with a grocery store cake. ***.
Lemon & Cream Shortcake. (2024).
"Made from scratch shortcake layered between real whipped cream and real lemon filling."

Yes, I dislike lemon desserts, yes, I had this before and didn't like it, and, yes, on behalf of all shortcake I'm offended that they call this shortcake, and yet ... I still tried it again when we had it at my office.

It was slightly better than I remembered.  The cake was moist, the whipped cream was standard.  It didn't taste stale nor freezer burnt, and the flavor was pretty basic, but not off putting.  It didn't taste fresh, but it didn't taste bad.  The lemon curd layers though were too tangy for my tastes, too eggy, just not what I like.  **.

Strawberry Shortcake (2023).
"Made from scratch shortcake is layered between fresh whipped cream and real strawberry filling."

I really wanted to like this.  Yes, I knew it wouldn't be actual shortcake, rather, a cake interpretation of it, and I knew the "fresh" whipped cream had been previously frozen, and the "real strawberry" filling was a goo ... so, really, NOTHING like strawberry shortcake, which, should be made with a fresh biscuit (NOT angel food cake, zomg), ridiculous ripe fresh berries you picked that morning, and, plenty of whipped cream.  THAT is strawberry shortcake.  Sorry, growing up in a strawberry picking family of serious dessert eaters and bakers left me very opinionated on this one.

Anyway, even knowing it would be a mass produced frozen cake with goo, I still had hope for it as a great fruity cake, just not a shortcake.

Sadly, although it looked pretty good, the cake was moist, the whipped cream layers decently generous ... it all just had an odd taste to it.  I can't quite place it, but it was just ... off.  It tasted fake, it tasted bad, I just really, truly, did not like it.  

I added fresh berries, I added coconut ice cream, I kept trying, but alas, there was just something so off about this.

**.
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Rosamunde Sausage Grill

Update Review, October 2024

For Oktoberfest, my office had a party catered by Rosamunde Sausage Grill.  It had been *years* since I last had Rosamunde (my last review, below, was in 2015!), so of course I went to check out the offerings.  We had big platters of soft pretzels with dips, and assorted sausages.  I tried a few things, and was really pleased with what I had.  I'd love to have more!
Hot Pretzel Stick.
I almost didn't grab one of the soft pretzel stick hunks.  I didn't expect it to be anything special.  I had plenty of soft pretzels, from Germany, in my freezer at home.  It didn't look very good either, sorta shriveled up a bit.

But this was actually very good.  Remarkably soft.  Great chew to it.  Nice mellow flavor.  Excellent salt level.  Good at room temperature even, slightly better warm.  One of the best soft pretzels I've had really.  It didn't even need a dip. High ****.
House Beer Cheese / Honey Mustard.
The soft pretzels come with two dipping sauces, honey mustard, and beer cheese, both house made.

The beer cheese I tried both warm and room temp.  It was definitely better warm, as it got more smooth and runny, but it was fine at room temp too, just a bit thicker and gloopier.  It had a really pleasant cheese flavor that I couldn't quite pinpoint ... white cheddar maybe?  The beer flavor was definitely dominant, which at first I wasn't into as I don't actually like beer, but it grew on me.  This was good to dunk the soft pretzels in as intended, but I also liked it smothered on some sautéed greens.  Better than expected, given the beer forward nature.  ***+.

The honey mustard was a thick style, grainy, and very mustard forward, only lightly sweet.  It seemed more appropriate for sausages than pretzels, as it was pretty intense.  It was fine, but not what I think of as honey mustard really, e.g. not what I wanted to dip sweet potato fries in.  ***.
Mission Street.
(Bacon Wrapped Knockwurst).
I love a good, basic hot dog.  Beef or turkey, or a mix, sometimes I just really enjoy a standard hot dog.  The closest thing Rosamunde has to a generic dog is their grass-fed all beef knockwurst.  I almost opted for that, but at last minute, decided to just go all out and get the "Mission Street" version, which comes wrapped in bacon.  I couldn't resist the smell of the bacon!

It was a very good sausage (I'll stop calling it a hot dog now!).  It was much bigger in girth than a standard hot dog, very juicy, but still had that classic hot dog flavor, although a bit more ... meat forward.  It had lovely smokiness imparted in it from the grill marks, and sooo much flavor from the bacon.  The bacon was a bit flabby for my taste, but I put it on my own grill to warm it up more and it got nicely crisped up.  

The flavor really was remarkable in this, and I really enjoyed it.  ****.
Hot Italian
(Spicy Pork).
The hot Italian was fairly easy to pick out of the bunch.  Both the spicy red pepper flakes and the fennel were easy to spot, and the color of the sausage meat was a more pale pork color.   This was the one I was most excited for, as I really enjoy Italian sausage.

I didn't like this much.  It had a great snap to it, good casing, and was just lightly charred with a bit of a smoky flavor. But the fennel was too strong for me, and I couldn't really get into the textures, lots of chunky bits of pieces and parts, all different color variations, it just was ... to clearly made of all the bits for me.  I could respect it as a well made sausage of this style, but, turns out, not the style for me. **+.

Original Review, February 2015

Ok, yes, I'm reviewing a sausage place.  I know, not my normal stomping grounds.

But, Ojan has been craving sausages, and I recently learned that Rosamunde also sells the sausages raw, for you to take home and cook yourself.  So I decided to surprise him, and went to pick up some sausages.

Rosamunde has two locations in San Francisco, the original in the Haight, and a newer, much larger, one in the Mission. I've known about Rosamunde for years, but sausages and beer aren't very high on my list, so I'd never been.
The Haight shop is tiny.  As in, no tables, and only a handful of stools along the perimeter.  Most people seem to get their sausages and go eat them next door at Tornado, with beer of course.  The counter displays the fresh sausages, each labelled so you can see them before you order.  The sausage line up is fairly impressive, 15 or so varieties, some mild, some spicy, featuring standard beef, pork, veal, chicken, and lamb, and of course some vegan ones, as it is San Francisco after all.  But for the more adventurous, there are also sausages made with duck or even boar.  Besides sausage, the only other items sold at the Haight location are pickles, chips, and potato salad.  There is just absolutely no space for anything else.

Behind the counter is a single employee, busy taking orders, ringing people up (cash or Paypal only!), and cooking the sausages, all at once.  It is an impressive operation for one person to run, and she does an incredibly job, but quite honestly, they really suffer from the setup.

By contrast, the Mission location is a full restaurant, with seating inside and out, on the sunny Mission sidewalk.  They also serve brunch and have a few extra sides, like soup and fries.  There is a full kitchen in the back, a pickup window where your number is called when your order is ready, and a separate counter and register to order at (also cash or Paypal only, although there is an ATM inside).  I greatly prefer stopping by this location.
Condiments!
Both locations have a plethora of condiments, including several different mustards and ketchups.  I'm guessing they are house made?

I sampled several:
  • Curry Ketchup: Interesting flavor, and I think it would be too much for a sausage, but it was actually pretty tasty.
  • Honey-Wasabi Dijon Mustard: It had a slight wasabi on the finish, yet a pleasant sweetness to it.  Nicely balanced and interesting.
  • Garlic-Pepper Mayonnaise: I didn't actually taste garlic or pepper, but this was really tasty.  I guess that could be just me loving mayonnaise, but, it was really creamy and flavorful, just not in the way I expected.
  • Spicy Brown Mustard: Just standard spicy mustard, with a slight grit to it.
I think the assorted condiments would best be utilized on fries, which only the Mission location serves.
Knockwurst, Weisswurst.  $2.50 each.
I was there just to pick up some sausages to grill at home later, since Rosamunde sells them raw.

The pale one was the weisswurst (veal, onion & leek).  I picked this one because I wanted to taste the additional ingredients, but I really didn't see, or taste, any onion or leek inside. It was too subtle for me.  The flavor was overall very mild, and it sorta reminded me of pork, which I don't care for.  It was very juicy and plump however, and perhaps if I liked veal, I would have liked this.

Each sausage was huge, and Ojan and I decided to split one, since half a sausage, a full bun, and all the sides were were having was a large enough meal.  I understand a bit now why they don't have additional side dishes at the store, as they aren't necessary with sausages this big.  Of course, I had already planned a cole slaw and spinach and cauliflower salad to go with our sausages, before I saw how huge they were.  They stayed nice and plump when cooked, which I think the large size really helped with.

I left the all beef knockwurst for Ojan to eat another day, and didn't try it myself.

$2.50 for a huge sausage was fine, as is the price of $7 at the store, where they are cooked for you, with a bun and two toppings.
Hungarian, with grilled onions and sweet peppers.  $7.
On one visit, I was with Ojan, who wanted to get a sausage to eat right there.  He picked the Hungarian, a classic smoked pork with garlic sausage.

When you get a sausage to eat either store, 2 toppings are included, and you can pick from sauerkraut, grilled onions, sweet or hot peppers, or beef chili.  He went for onions and sweet peppers.

The sausage was nicely grilled, juicy, with a great char on the outside, as you would expect, but it was far too porky for me.  I'd never pick a pork sausage, but  Ojan really enjoyed it.

The bread was a fluffy white bun, slightly grilled, but not buttered or anything, so it didn't brown up very nicely.

The onions were soggy, the peppers unremarkable, both pre-cooked in large batches.

I clearly wasn't into this at all, but Ojan really liked it.  $7 price was reasonable for a made to order fancy-ish sausage with toppings.

Sides

Split Pea Soup with Knockwurst.  $6.50.
When I visited the Mission location, it was to pick up split pea soup for Ojan.  They had two varieties, vegan, or, with knockwurst.  Since I was at a sausage shop, it seemed only appropriate that I'd get the one WITH the sausage.

I assumed they'd just scoop out some soup and I'd be on my way, so I was a bit surprised that my order seemed to take just as long as the ones for people who were ordering sausages.  And then I realized why: the knockwurst wasn't already part of the soup, they actually grilled one fresh to order, then chopped it up, and added it to the soup.  I'm guessing you could easily ask for a different type of sausage if knockwurst isn't your thing.

I of course snuck a taste, even though I don't really like split pea soup, because uh, I hate split peas.  It was ... split pea soup.  Puree style.  It tasted like split peas, and little else.  Since I don't really care for split peas, I didn't care for it.  I personally would have liked some cubes of carrots at least to break up the pea-ness of it, and far more salt and pepper, as it seemed very under-seasoned.

The knockwurst however was grilled to perfection.  Plump, juicy, moist.  A shame to drown it in this soup!

The soup was served with a side of sliced up pieces of bread, I'm guessing the same bread they use for the sausage buns?

Anyway, I certainly wouldn't get this again, but if you like split peas, then perhaps this soup is for you.  The vegan version is $5.25, which seems high for just a bowl of soup, but with the knockwurst it is $6.50, which is reasonable since it had a full sausage inside, cooked to order.
German Baked Beans (vegan).  $3.75.
On my next visit, while picking up sausages to grill at home, I also got a side of the baked beans for Ojan.  I don't really like beans, but, I wanted to at least give them a try, so I took a few bites before delivering them home.

To be fair, every once in a while I really like baked beans.  I'm weird though, I really like my baked beans cold.  And uh, generally, from a can.  Sometimes, I'm not the classiest gal.

Anyway, these were served warm, small sized beans, all the same variety.  Ojan jokes that I don't actually like baked beans at all, I just like the sugar sauce.  I think he may be right.  These weren't nearly as sweet as I'd like, so, I didn't like them.  And they had a really odd spicing that I couldn't quite pinpoint.  I really didn't care for them at all, and certainly wouldn't get them for myself again.

$3.75 for a reasonable size side dish was fine.
Pickles! $2 each.
I couldn't resist also getting pickles.  I adore pickles, and grew up with homemade pickles of all varieties, made by both my mother and my great-aunt.  I've been pickle-spoiled my whole life.  Those ridiculous things sold in supermarkets, that come as strangely fluorescent green spears, are NOT pickles.  It doesn't matter how many jars I bring back to San Francisco with me every time I visit, we go through them way too quickly.  I force Ojan to ration them.

So, whenever I see house made pickles, I give them a try, as it would be great to find a source of pickles a bit more local.  Along with just classic dills, I've also tried pickle plates at Wise Son's and at Il Cane Rosso, but I still haven't found anywhere I love.

These were huge monsters.  The person taking my order offered to slice them for me, but I declined, assuming they'd keep better whole.

I cut into one literally the moment I walked into my house.  And ... it was a good enough pickle.  Vinegary, but not too much.  The one thing I didn't like is due to their large size, they were filled with tons of seeds.  Very, very, seedy, which I don't care for.

These were enjoyable, but no replacement for the varieties that my family members make.  I'll have to keep looking.  $2 a pickle seemed a bit high, but they were huge, and I honestly have no idea what pickles should cost, as they aren't an item I normally buy commercially.
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Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Delicias de Michoacan, Tucson

I recently took a business trip to Tucson, Arizona.  It was a very short trip, helping with campus recruiting at University of Arizona. We had evening events presenting to the students every night, so no time for seeking out great cuisine.  In my short time there, I focused mostly on getting soft serve ice cream during the day (it was 95* and PERFECT ice cream weather!), which lead me to my first ever visit to Dairy Queen and to local gem Noodies

But my last night there, I decided I wanted to lean into the unique cuisine of the area, which certainly seemed to be Mexican (a lot of Sonoran influence).  But I don't really like tacos, burritos (burros), enchiladas, chimichangas (chimis), and the like.  The street food though did draw me in, with featured  their version of sorta Frito pie with all sorts of goodies dumped on top of bagged Mexican tortilla chips, lots of refreshing fruit/ice creations (respados), bacon wrapped hotdogs topped with pinto beans/onions/mustard/jalapeno sauce/etc (Sonoran dogs), and a bunch of snacks featuring tamarind candy and other "cocktails" of sweet/savory/sour items.
  
I somewhat randomly picked a venue, Delicias de Michoacan.  They actually specialize more in the ice cream and fruits/ice desserts, but since many of the respados include melons, and I'm extremely allergic, I had to forgo those items, in fear of cross-contamination.  I don't get the impression that these hole in the wall little places would use fresh knife/cutting board between their melons, strawberries, and mangos.

I ordered for delivery, since I was staying at a hotel 3 miles away and didn't have a car.  It took nearly 1.5 hours to arrive, which I'm not sure if was their fault (it stayed in "preparing your order" status for a REALLY long time).  The hot item I got was barely lukewarm when it arrived, so I think it really was ready and just sitting there.  

I didn't enjoy my goodies, and I still don't know if perhaps I just don't like these things, or if they just didn't do a good job with them.
Corn Cocktail.  $6.99.
"Corn, salt,lime,Tajín,mayoneis,Sour cream, butter,cheese and chili Optional nacho Cheese extra $1.75."

I was really looking forward to the corn cocktail.  I love corn.  This play on elote as a dish sounded great, and I thought it might be a bit like Korean corn cheese, just Mexican style.  Many other places had similar dishes (although most others didn't include the sour cream).

It came in a styrofoam cup, still lightly warm.  I dug in.
Corn Cocktail: Top View.
The first bite I got was ... all sour cream with some cojita.  Pretty generic sour cream that wasn't really pleasant as it was warm (but not hot).  I dug deeper.  Still just sour cream.  The top layer was really quite thick, and made it hard to actually reach the corn.  I think you are supposed to just mix it all up?  I wanted to taste it all separately first.  I never found the mayo.  

There was also a little bit of hot sauce (was this the chili and tajin? I never found those elsewhere).  It was fairly mild, and not that flavorful.

Finally I reached the corn.  I was instantly let down.  The corn was like canned corn.  It didn't taste fresh, it wasn't roasted, it was just ... very bland plain corn.  It was a bit too hard too, like it wasn't cooked enough.  It had basically no flavor.  Where was the salt? The lime?  The butter?  I expected the corn element to be so much better than this.

I didn't really like anything about this.  I don't have comparison points, so I don't know if this is what it is supposed to be like, but I found it remarkably bland, hard to eat, and just not very good at all. *.
Pepihuates. $6.99.
"Cup with cucumber peanuts and tamarind candys saludito salt lime chamoy chili and Clamato."

Behold!  The pepihuates.  It looked about as I expected, and just as crazy as I anticipated.  Yes, there was cucumber, Japanese coated peanuts, all sorts of tamarind candy, and Clamato juice ... in a cup, with a straw ...  

Garnishes.
I was intimidated just getting to the garnishes!  A straw coated with chewy salty sour tamarind candy, and a roll up of some sort.  Was that the saladitos?  Lots of chew, lots of sour, some spice, very interesting.
Churro loko?
The very top layer was these tamarind candies, that I think are churro loko?  They were chewy, sour, sweet, and quite interesting in terms of texture.

Below that was the peanut, Japanese coated style.  I love, love, love those peanuts normally, which is why I got this, but since they had been soaking in the Clamato, they were soft, soggy, and strangely gummy.  Sadness, but I think this makes sense, it just made me not care for them.

And finally, cucumber, chopped into batons.  Very soft, slimy.  Some versions at other places also include jicama, which I think would be great in here for more freshness and juiciness.

This was all drowning in the Clamato.  I didn't really taste any clam, but it was moderately spicy tomato cocktail juice.  

Overall, very ... interesting, and I liked the combo of spicy + sweet + sour, and all the textures, but ... I didn't actually enjoy it very much.  I wonder if it is better fresher?  I could see it being more refreshing if the cucumber was juicier and crispier? Fun to try, *** for the experience, but ** for my lack of enjoyment.
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